Hey Sup Forums how can i make my gf (pic related) get an ass ?

hey Sup Forums how can i make my gf (pic related) get an ass ?
her ass is SO FUCKING FLAT HALP

get her to join a volley ball team.

she doesn't like sports
doesn't eat that much either

i wanna trick her into doing something that makes her ass normal at least
i'm so fucking jealous of black girls with jiggly asses

i think an ass transplant would be كسمك ياحما ياعادل يابن الشرموطه an' shit

allahu akbar more you sandnigger and no you can't put bombs in her ass

just like with cars...sometimes it's easier to buy a new one instead of changing a part

girls ain't cool as cars dawg

although she works at home sitting on her laptop all day, she doesn't gain weight at all
she's a smoker and drinks coffee everyday
i wanna help her

she works and studies at home?

How old is she?

yes and she has very low sex drive
failing this year at college because of her job

It's a trap

i think you should euthanize her

...

20

wow you should listen to

how am i able to eat her ass ?!
she has tiny tits also but i love her
she gives really good bj's

don't wanna lose her
don't wanna go to jail

good idea

get a real job and buy her some surgery

Post nudes of her?

プッシー母、息子の売春婦

squats and lunges OP, squats and lunges. go ot any gym, and look up squat/lunge routines for working out her glutes.

seriously, fucking squats, they work wonders.

Fuck her more

>プッシー母、息子の売春婦
hhahahahahahahha good one

too skinny
doesn't like sports
i love fucking her mouth, i can really feel the bones that surround her pussy
wtf did he say ?

Get a better girl?

Squats you retard

squats n oats

1000 squats total by the end of the week with 1lb weights.Next week 5lb.Next 10lb.Next 25lb

Within 2 months she wil be firm as fuck

I'm a bit rusty, but I believe he said that you are the son of a whore

Pic related

>too skinny to post nudes

DEAR DIARY, TODAY

OP WAS A TOTAL FAGGOT AGAIN.

That ass is beyond fixing.

basically he called your mom a whore

>too skinny
Who cares? Skinny girls are hot too. Just post em :)

but she hardly has an ass

well, that is true my mother is a whore

cant help someone who doesn't want help.

Want your girlfriend to have a nice ass? get a new girlfriend with a nice ass.

i just wanna trick her you know what i mean ?
the bitch doesn't wanna work out
i'm kinda beta so i can't get another one that easy

her tits are smaller than this anime charcter

You gotta be kidding me....

Look, you're not going to trick her into physical activity, not unless she has the collective i.q of potato...

Fucking man up for once in your life. She doesn't try because she knows you're a beta fuckboy and can't/won't replace her, and that's why she doesn't give two shits about your desires.

Only way you're going to get what you want is to get another girlfriend, or make her think you're looking for another girl. You know why women are often bitchy to one another? interspecies competition: Meaning, if you parade a hot chick around a group of average chicks, they're all going to feel threatened, because they're all insecure, so they'll all start bitching about the one girl, who hasnt done shit to trigger them other than existing.