What's the best place to commit suicide in Helsinki?

What's the best place to commit suicide in Helsinki?

I'm talking about jumping off of a building.

Mikset vaan hyppää stogen alle ja vihastuta normoja?

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Don't do, we need Finland to save the world

In front of your parents.

>be Finnish
>want to commit suicide by jumping off building
>go outside
>all buildings are horrendous grey brutalism
>to disgusted to commit suicide after all
brilliant finnish anti suicide measures

No, I wanna feel what it's like to jump off of a building seconds before I die

Eh, no.

Why not to git gud and order heroin from the dark webs and try to overdose that way?

Looks like multi-colored prisons.

If my train's late tomorrow because you made this faggot jump under a train, I'll find you.

Get out of your country, go visit the world. Acquire your Mongolian citizenship, go and see the land of your ancestors.

Just loan a shitload of money, buy a shitload of drugs, overdose in your apartment aaaaand you're done.

>no high buildings
Lol. Good luck

I don't want my mom to find my cd dead body in my room

Then do it somewere else breh. Go see some concert of something you really like and OD in the public bathroom like a boss.

you have to wait until your mom dies, then you can commit suicide, ok

My mom had me when I was 20, she's 38 now. I'm not gonna wait 40 years until she dies.

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>My mom had me when I was 20
don't they induce labour after 10 months?

You're fucking 18 and want to kill yourself? You beta-ass nigga

Probably late puberty.

Do not jump off a building that shit hurts.

If you want to die effectively and relatively painless, hang yourself.

Again, I don't want my parents to find my body

>you have to wait until your mom dies, then you can commit suicide, ok
this nigga is right, you've to time your jump and land on your mother

They will have to identify your destroyed body, which is probably even worse.

That has a not too small probability of only killing your mother and crippling yourself, thus limiting future suicide possibilities.

>committing suicide
why
if you really don't give a shit anymore why not move to a country you've always wanted to
prentend to be the person you've always wanted to be
at least do something meme worthy that nobody who holds massive value to their life would normally do
suicide is a shit-tier way to go out, having no value for life is a blessing in disguise

Thats why he is hiding his body

Strapped with explosives at a refugee center while holding a Koran and screaming, "Allahu Akbar!"

Why kill yourself? Winter war electric boogaloo is coming up and those slavic scarecrows aren't gonna put themselves up

do a flip

Looks Swedish.
Also,
You would have a high chance to survive but be horribly fucked up.

eat mcdonalds and wait for hearth attack

Helsinki is nice. A lot of qts in Espoo as well

>tfw no finnish suicidal buddy

>be white
>kill yourself over stupid shit

At least donate your skin so some non-white can make some use out of it.

come here
I'll let you jump off my commieblock
It's 32 storeys (damn, what's the plural form of storey, its not like stories, right?) tall

Why are you killing yourself?

slavs tend to be suicidal

>what's the plural form of storey, its not like stories, right?
Yes it is, but "storey" isn't a word. It's spelled story

>be you
>work hard 1 month
>come to south america
>live like a king for the rest of your life

No one has told me a good place to jump off of

Because I'm a obese friendless loser

What?

Lose weight. It may take a while, but you'll get there
Also you live in paradise, don't waste it