I need help Sup Forums I just found this text on my daughters phone. Some little shit wants to help her kill me...

I need help Sup Forums I just found this text on my daughters phone. Some little shit wants to help her kill me. How do I get at them first? And what do I do to them?

I'm thinking strangulation. For my daughter, maybe something worse for this little shit.

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CANCER

why try to have fun with it? Take this shit to the cops and buy some popcorn

FUCKING KEKed hahahahahaha!!!

Oh fuck off OP. Even that little cuckfag isn't stupid enough to fall for this shit.

K.

kek'd

op name is phil

now we can trace him back and hack his soul(?)

If dubs you call the jerry springer show

agreed

This relates to some other thread. Nice try

Yeah, it wasn't my finest attempt. Should of went with this one instead of the gf.

You are a fuckung creep kys hope this girl leaves you

If it's some guy trying to help whys his chat bubbles green thought it was your daughters phone shit b8 faggot

Only dumbfags fall for this shit. It's the same screenshots from our cuckfag

Because it's impossible to save an image in today's world right?

If dubs rape your daughter

Kek

>found this text on my daughter's phone

Other thread from the boyfriend pov. Seems to good to be true I reckon I'm trolled

you got me.

Start hitting your kid.

Your dumb cunt of a daughter is hatching a murder plan with some other little fucker.

What am I missing here.

Get your shit together, Phil.

Or you can beat her to the punch and kill her...or yourself. either or works.

>this is all hypothetical, of course.

Fuck, ya got me OP.
GG.

There was just a thread coming from daughters boyfriend cause she didn't respond.

Either OP is bamboozling us or this is the greatest thing in b history

how could you fall for this mate ?

Agreed

i think that this thread's op and cuckfag op aren't the same person

You'd have to be fucking retarded to fall for this.

we have a weiner

Could be worse, could be her talking about fucking a nigger.

what did i wein?

Never saw the first thread.

something long and dick shaped. Like a can of compressed air

didn't miss much. some cucked delta male, whining about his girlfriend

Leave me alone friend a man can dream

maybe you should stop dreaming then. kek

It might be time to call the jerry springer show

I'm watching the slow downfall of a man, now that I'm reading. It started off with him asking for advice on a text, now it's him coming to terms that his girlfriend is obvious cheating and he's going to kill himself at the end of the year.

Amazing.

calling

ok, texted Jerry

...

if dubs you have to let them kill you

sorry, dubs is contacting jerry springer

bump, because OP actually contacted jerry

>father of the year

I'm sure they are 100% to blame