Do you have a talent that makes you special? I have always been very good at free hand drawing. What is yours?

Do you have a talent that makes you special? I have always been very good at free hand drawing. What is yours?

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>I have always been very good at free hand drawing
Prove it.

>talent that makes you special
>hand drawing
the most useless and common talent

Nothing about me is special. If it was one thing, though, I guess it's the fact that I can't get capsaicin cramps from eating superhot chillies.

I can brew a mean cup of coffee

I can draw crazy precise stuff in pen too. nobody really finds it special

>free hand drawing
>talent
>kek

I'm 3.5 erect, so I always have a free hand

I really good at skateboarding, win most every comp I'm in

>special

go back to school nerd. nobody here is your friend.

i can carve wood and cut wood really well and fast, i can cut down a 0.5m thick eucalyptus with my axe in about 3 min

I make good coffee that's about it

i can drink more than anyone i know, about 3 bottles of rum in 1.5 hours before i pass out

I can masturbate several times a day

i know how to steal bikes really well...

i make the best mashed potato in the world, it is beyond god tier

I can do a poker shuffle cause I worked at a casino. And I can fold towels into swans, flowers and elephants, because I was a cleaning lady. I can also walk with my index and middle finger quite realistically, which is a cool one-time party trick.

are you perchance sir a man of the nigger quality

WTF am I seeing?

I can create anagrams for words and small sentences pretty fast

I make the best mashed potatoes!

I can sew and cook really well, essentially I'm turning into a 50's house wife

I am good with chalk

>not having a musical talent
GTFO

I can make emotional teenage girls break down and commit suicide.

I can complain a lot and I have obscure opinions. That counts right?

Undetected fapping. I've never been caught.

I can sing and act well, theatre most of my life

Where the hell has mr Autofellatio been? Let's make autofellatio great again.

With group projects, 90% of the time I can manipulate the other members into doing their fair share of the work

hey can you show us some good work of yours?. Im 16 and about to learn how to draw.

have you see this chick?

youtube.com/watch?v=CRse-IePpbE

i can basically do the same thing, she's a bit faster than me though

I play the piano, guitar, flute and the acordion proffessionally. I can code decently well, I know java, javascript, python, and learning c++ right now. I can paint, draw pretty good. I also have a high tolerance of alcohol, I can finish a bottle a vodka and not even feel full on drunk. None of this has actually helped me in life and I still feel miserable and every new thing I learn just makes the void inside me go away for less and less time each time. I just want to die now.

underage b&

I'm good at Jeopardy and other trivia games.

I want to know your opinions, user. Because I know everyone needs validation and people who get it all the time don't need or deserve it at the frequency they are getting it.

does improvisational story-telling count?

Yes user. What else do you like to do?
:)

nigga with all them programming skills you can easily get a job and be happy

Well pretty much the only time this "talent" gets put to use is when I'm engaged with one of my only hobbies. GMing pen and paper RPG's. ya'know like D&D and shadowrun and stuff

ofc, do you play D&D or something similar? you could make a great DM if you like telling stories

haha should have been a minute earlier

DOES AUTO-FELLATIO COUNT?

Dude, you use Python? Of course you want to die

I have the ability go to work on time, do my job to the best of my abilities, and be greatful to my boss and employers. It may be much, be it is a dieing talent these days.

Was always really good at language, learning and understanding it as well as speaking. Won competitions for extemporaneous speech, and spoke english, spanish and italian by the end of high school.
The bad part is I was always terrible at math. I never finished a math course higher than 75.

do you have some tips on how to quickly improvise a story? im still a starting DM and i've had trouble with players derailing what i've prepared (though i usually prepare alot for my players to do, it's kinda hard when one of them suddenly decides to decapitate three harmless gnomes and then wants robs a bank)

It's not something everyone can do, certainly
yeah, I'm slow about these replies sometimes, fucking can't focus for shit right now.

I should reword what I said. I have a dev job. But I'm not happy. Everything feels empty and meaningless, and every day is just autopilot mode.

I can get a real meal deal for 5 bucks only at KFC . oh shit, you can have that talent too!! Only at KFC. Oh yeah, I'm not a shill :^)

You just aren't mentally 'liberated' like the rest of the millennial generation.

Python is pretty easy and intuitive to learn, so why not learn it?

I have the talent to fuck all hot girls and make them keep coming to me for more.

Frau is woman and feminine
Mann is man and masculine
Kind is child and neuter

Die is the and eine is a/an
Der is the and ein is a/an
Das is the and ein is a/an

Ich bin is I am

maybe find a new hobby? just go and try out a couple of things. i was in the same situation as you once, but i just went to 5-6 different kind of after work activities and i found that mma is really what i was looking for. the ones i tried before i wound up in mma were kinda fun too, but i realised it wasnt for me so i just moved on to the next one

Wacking one out really quick. Useful for when Im in the restroom at work

deutscher swchul oder was?

Blasting hot logs out of my ass and catching them in my mouth.

i am cool

Been a drum god mad men since I was like 10.
Got bored of drums adn picked up the guitar, which I am mediocre as fuck at, but I still manage to impress my friends who just enjoy music and don't know shit about writing it. Also looping. I love looping shit.

I have the ability to smoke an unbelievable amount of marijuana, its gotten to the point where people dont want to hang out anymore and I've had to find new friends several times

I'm autistic

Thanks for your advice. I guess I should also stop being a faggot and be grateful for what I have and suck it up.

mostly just pull things from the already established universe, no detail is too small to focus on or play with. also, ask the characters questions and make them interact with eachother, it's really useful for buying yourself a minute think. and finally when it inevitably deviates from what's prepared, re-polish re purpose and reuse materials that PC's steer away from

I am so mad that your not serious becasue I wanna see a vid.

Anyone got the orginal autofellatio picture?

no, 35 years old and there's not even something i'm remotely OK at

Nice trips

You sound like that guy who always goes " Hey man, wanna smoke another bowl?" When you have no weed and never contributed in the first place. And then, you torch the whole bowl in one hit, and steal the lighter.

I fucking hate that guy. No wonder you don't have friends.

Hey, buddy, you are pretty good at being garbage.

I don't feel cold until it gets to -1c

I have a high tolerance for heat and humidity and can be comfortable in 90 degree weather.
About 35 for rest of the worldfags

I dunno man, you sound like a massive douche to me. Mabye thats why you need new friends.

no problem man, it seems like advice that you really dont want to do (i was dreading the idea to even go anywhere where i didnt know someone) it's the best thing to do. I hope you pick up your life and get started man!

I guess I made it seem worse than it is, but no I still have some friends, seeing as its easy to make new ones, but I usually have my own stuff but then everyone else is already passed out by the time I'm like hey guys another bowl?
But yeah always torchin the bowl in one hit, never releasing smoke, acting normal after, people think thats the weird part I guess, people askin me if I even get stoned and I usually say nope, but secretly I'm baked

>know computers and firearms like the back of my hand.
>can draw really well with ball point pens, including shading
>can cook an egg 8 ways to sunday
>have surprisingly good nightvision
>can suck my own dick

i was thinking of also keeping some random encounters and stuff ready for when the players go off road, is this something you do as well? thanks for the advice anyway!

Eh maybe so, either way friends are meant to be a come and go, and I know that I can always make more wherever I go

Why do you do that

I don't gain weight no matter how much I eat

Then you just sound like me then lol. Im alwasy down to smoke another even if my eyes are closed and Im on the floor though. The torching the bowl in one hit thing is just the worst though. Learn to corner that shit. Also if they think its weird that you seem "normal" smoking weed, you've gotta be smoking with like 14 year olds.

Usually when I'm stoned I like to mess with people

MODS

>We missed you

I have always been good at being awful

Successfully escaped 3 police chases. Twice on foot, once in a car.

I havent smoked with 14 year old kids since I was 14, and usually its just with people I smoke with the first time, you actually think anyone believes that more than once haha?
I understand cornering when using a pipe but we usually got a bong

Random tables (including encounters)are super useful and great time savers! assuming they're well implemented and all results on those tables are appropriate for the setting.

We talking 26 or 40?

Mess with them how?

And I mean like, I just think its fucked up that somebodys like, "Hey man are you even high?"

I mean, bitch did I not just smoke a bowl in front of you?

I have always been very athletic, and have a black belt in Brazilian jujitsu, do Muay Thai and Boxing, i also stand at about 145 pounds and look great
Im too afraid to do MMA though

I like music WAAAAAAYYY too much. To a point where if you express your liking of a certain artist/genre I don't aprove of, I will probably automatically value your opinion less on anything than I would initially. I guess this is more pretentious than anything, but I really dont give a fuck, there are certain people who just need to be shut the fuck down when it comes to their music opinion. Some people are just. Wrong. (Also I play drums and guitar)

I am a newfag and once got trips

>stop liking things I don't like

This guy gets it.

I know bro, but your probably wrong.

I give people orgasms with my massages.

i can suck 2 dicks at once

yeah. be fucking jealous.

This. Not dev though, IT analyst

Nothing. I'm worthless.

Its just lying.

well imagine like that, but like their eyes don't get red and they dont exhale smoke or change facial expressions or how they talk. if you were stoned wouldn't you maybe ask that?

I can analyze the shit out of anything that I'm in the midst of. Like a job or social circle or situation or my family. If someone asks me 'why is this so?' I can come up with 4 or 5 plausible theories almost right away.
It's handy for making meta-jokes and avoiding trouble.