Good evening, Anonymous!

Good evening, Anonymous!

I'm opening up a little early today. How was your weekend?

>GETs (dubs, trips etc.) get readings from the Hermetic tarot
>GETs can be donated to others
>Currency can be donated to Reimu *cough cough*
>Please be nice, even to those you don't like. Don't pollute the shrine with drama. This is holy ground.
>Please be patient with me, hang around and point out your GETs if I miss them.
>Leave a name and the Junior Shrine Maiden will give you a fortune cookie as a consolation prize when they wake up.
>Remember that I love you very much.

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Evening.

I wanna kiss Reimus tummy

That's a first...

Hello!

How's it going?

I hear her armpits are better.

Well can I ?
That just means the tummy has been untouched !

youtube.com/watch?v=4-id6m_MheU

I just lost four hours of work by forgetting to save often enough. But that's okay, I'm taking it easy now.

W-well, I mean... you got trips, so I guess you can trade your reading for that if you want.

Sounds like a fair trade to me !
>Lifts up Reimus shirt and licks her tummy, giving it a quick kiss

Name is Fernando plz gib fortune.

Also does this look ok? Its my first time actually bothering to care what my phone's screen looks like so i want to make it good and weebish.

Brit user messaged me just now!
He seems to be fine, might've spent the whole time is psychosis or something.
He's trading bitcoins now, it seems.
At least he's alive.

Iyaaa~!

>*shivers and squirms around*

Yeeeeeeeeah, saving is super important. And it's not like having something that auto-saves would help matters, because it could save your mistakes instead.

I'm not sure about that.

Evening

Trips get

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t-thank you for your patronage
Well not now !

Good choice of waifu, but Nep Nep kind of looks like she's amputated at the legs.

Oh... yeah, at least there's that. I hope he'll get better.

You'd think I would've learned that by now, but I still don't sometimes.

I summon ye dubs

I held my first show for 500+ people, felt good bros.

Y-yeah, no problem... so how was it?

get..

get n

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gah so close

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Roll

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I couldn't tell from just 1..
>Holds Reimus hips and kisses her tummy again

>Fernando has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "38".
So I guess pink things are lucky for you this year.

Maybe not before either.

Yeah, those mistakes happen and they're the worst when they do.

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Oh ohhh

Whoa, that's amazing! Music? What kind?

DUBS

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Nyaa! I didn't say you could h-have two!
>*squirms around harder*

I guess I'm not missing that one...

What's your question for the tarot, then?

oh no

see

Um well. Should I go out tomuura.. All I can think of.


Can be donated to This guy for his dedicatedness

No fuck outta here, I don't want my fortune told

You never said I couldn't either !

...that wasn't you?

Weird.

Anyway, uhh... if you go out tomorrow, what you'll encounter is...

>The Last Judgment

Whoa.

May I ask for advice, instead?

N - no wasn't me.

O oh that sounds bad

Yeah certainly, I forgot to put my usual opening line in there. "Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation."

What's up, Anonymous?

Always! We'll try our best to help!

Just kidding. The Last Judgment is a good card, it means a rebirth or a time of improvements and changes for the better.

So yes, you should!

Well, my friend and I are very worried about my other friend, let's call him A. A has depression and today he got turned down by a girl who he had quite a lot of feelings for. He seems really broken over it and has been somewhat contemplating suicide. My other friend and I are doing our best to try to help him by being there for him and talking to him. Do you think there's anything else we can do to help?

...do I dare ask again?

Mm, I find that there's not much you can do in a situation like that aside from being there for them. I'd try encouraging him to do things that he likes and listening to him when he feels the need to talk.

I think I'll try and sleep for another hour, I only slept for two so far.

Fortune, if you don't mind. Also
>I'm not a robot

Good evening everyone~!

This thread is boring, where is the Alice thread~?

Oh, you sure it sounds menacing..?

Then it's settled. I shall venture into the Big wide world, if I die I might haunt you a little.

What great timing you have tonight.
My boat leaves today so I need to be well rested, hope you can make it too.

Yeah, we are both trying to help him by doing that. I wish I could hug him or something, he doesn't deserve all the pain he has been through and the pain h is going through now, because along with the depression is an abusive dad that he has told us about.

There's really not, aside from having his back and trying to help cheer him up. It might be tough since something bad just happened-- just making sure he's okay and giving him a sympathetic ear is all you can do for a while. Then, when you see the opportunity, try to get him out more. Do some stuff with him to get his mind off of things. Maybe take him someplace where he can meet new people.

Depending on how sociable you are yourself, you might eventually be able to wingman him into finding a new girl and that'll lift his spirits for sure.

Then hug him if you can, unless that would be too weird.

Name?

Scientists have proven that this is the cutest poll I have made to date.
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Hello there Rei Rei

Sleep well, I'm really doubtful though... we'll see but you shouldn't count on it.. sorry!

Ast.

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Hey Marisa!

Why don't you make your own Alice thread with blackjack and hookers then?

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We'll try those things, it just sucks that we don't know him in real life, but we are still trying.

I want to kill people

[CURSE BACKFIRE]
Curse-user will now be cursed with unsolvable CAPTCHAs for the rest of his life, if he does not answer in the poll.

Wish I could, but neither one of us know him in person

>Ast ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "1".
Looks like things are looking up in terms of your career, or in your future career ambitions. Keep working hard!

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My question is, the person who answered "I'm totally jealous."
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Are they jealous of those kissing Reimu's belly, or are they jealous of Reimu, for having her belly be kissed?

Hi lewd me! How are you tonight?

Of course my feet are on there. You like them yourself, don't you?

Nice dubs, though.

Both.

Hello hello~
How's the shrine today?

I want to kill you too

>Of course my feet are on there. You like them yourself, don't you?
Um, what?
Uh, I never put it there. You must have, eh...
...hacked the poll.
You pervert.

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>extremely good luck
Thanks anyway.

D- dubs

never gets dubs

I'm pretty good! What about you? You started early today huh?

user was NOT ghey.

It's doing pretty great! It got kinda messy last night but we made it through that and things got kinda enjoyable again. Today's been nothing but taking it easy since I opened!

But I love you anyway, Anonymous.

Are you suuuure? You did get dubs, you know.

Rolling for pry-ziz.

I'm not user, I'm Ika

Yeah... the work I was doing got ruined because I didn't save it, so I lost four hours. I decided I needed a break, and I couldn't think of anything I wanted to do more!

I want a Tony the fucking Tiger.

Everyone is Anonymous to me. Guess what that means?

You got it, buddy.

>gasps
I had no idea you could talk Lewd Reimu!!

>thumbs up

It's good to be back in the threads.. been missing far too many eh?

RP thread or something?

Needing the junk nao

>Leave a name and the Junior Shrine Maiden will give you a fortune cookie as a consolation prize when they wake up.

Baam.

That means you're anonymous too?

Thaaaats Great!

Sorry to hear that