Hey, Sup Forums. Professional triangle engineer here. Can't reveal my name but you may have seen my work on the SAT, GRE, or in the MOMA.
Making this thread for two reasons.
1. AMA
2. My triangles have taken me far but I still feel empty inside. 11/10 wife is cheating on me, my villa isn't worth the time it takes to find servants to maintain it. So I feel like sharing the wealth with those who roll dubs.
RULES: Roll and include a single whole number from 1 to 89 for a right triangle OR roll and give two numbers that add up to less than 179 for general triangles. If you get dubs I will deliver a hand-crafted right triangle diagram for you (not necessarily to scale). My work usually sells for hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars.
Millions of dollars for constructing a triangle? Get out of here nigger, anyone with a compass, ruler and protractor can make any triangle on this earth
Brandon Nelson
this is the dumbest thing I've read all week...
Benjamin Davis
Hey there, 3sides. I am in the business of electrifying triangles and let me tell you I am so thankful for the work that you guys do. You've got no reason to feel empty, man. Fuck her if she doesn't see the pride your angles should bring her. If you could give me just a 158 that'd make my night. See you on the other side.
Zachary Martin
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Cameron Jenkins
Thanks for the note, amigo. The triangles wouldn't have anywhere near the same effect without the hard work of the international brotherhood of polygon electricians.
Hope you roll dubs soon. What kind of 158 did you have in mind?
Nolan Lee
Roll for munie
Leo Butler
how do you feel about reuleaux triangles
Jayden Richardson
I couldn't do anything without your great knowledge base. I'll take whatever you're willing to put the time into, pal.
We have a winner. Here you go, since you didn't provide a number I made you a 46-44 in honor of your dubdubs. Thought we'd start the session off with a classic exam-style piece.
Dominic Wood
I JUST REALIZED THE TRIANGLES ARENT TO SCALE THEY ARE JUST... YOU'RE JUST THE NUMBERS FUCK
Dylan Myers
You gotta do you, m8. But for the record I never said the Reuleauxs are bad just that they aren't triangles. I bed even Felix would agree.
First off, good luck. It's a tough field to break into, the union is corrupt as shit. Obliques are definitely more interesting than rights, there's just so much more you can do. Pic here is one of my pieces you might appreciate, it's currently showing at a gallery in Italy, please don't steal. Unfortunately there's just much more commercial demand for rights, so you should learn how to do those even if they aren't your passion. HTH.
Xavier Williams
sage sage desu desu
Colton Morgan
i have a hypothesis about your hypotenuse but i'm too hypo to tell you.
Isaiah Johnson
>samefagging in a bait thread True cringe right here.
Michael Collins
No way... I know who you are! I was at that gallery in Italy and I loved everything I saw.
Great job man, I really appreciate your stuff. I live in Switzerland and let me tell you, our media doesn't think too fondly of your wife, you really do deserve better!
Benjamin Taylor
LOL god this is the best thread on Sup Forums in a while. This guy is talking to himself about triangles! WOWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww