Most depraved/fucked up stuff you've done

Most depraved/fucked up stuff you've done
>be me
> 15/16 idk it was 2012
> send nudes to random 8/10 qt at school
> she screenshots and saves
> oh shit
> start sending her images of myself with cuts, which are prosthetic
>she starts to feel bad
>I keep going with video of my slicing my throad
>she freaks out
>starts cutting herself
>I stop messaging her
>go to school for next week
> she's been off school but sends me pics and videos of her cutting herself, which are getting deeper and deeper
> I call her repeatedly, no answer, friends haven't seen her
> go round house no answer
> I go home and forget about everything for a couple of days
> 2 days pass
>turns out whilst her parents were away and she was alone, she'd taken hundreds of razor blades and slit every bit of skin in every room covering the house in blood and bled out over the space of two days.
>parents found their daughter covered entirely in cuts and the house painted in blood.
>my dick pic killed a girl

Hi

Hi

sucked my brother's cock when I was 12, he was 16, enjoyed it, later started having sex until he got a gf

Hi

I fucked a turtle

I regularly steal my sisters clothes and dress up to fuck myself with a dildo and pretend I'm a real girl getting fucked. It gets me harder and come more than anything else

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shut the heck up idiot what the fuck are you going to gain by saying "Hi" three fucking times when one will work????

Summerfag

Hi

Hi

>implying summer has anything to do with this

clearly you're a newfag

>pic related

Hi

>Summerfag
>5/30
>Notevensummeryet.png

Hi

hi

I bought you bet a

user pls

Just today i posed as some loser cucks girlfriend's father, and claimed i was going to beat his ass on Sup Forums

the bait, you introduced it deeply inside these newfags anus

Cancer

I am not sure what you are trying to say. Are you saying, "Hi"?

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That'd be cute, if you weren't incredibly masculine or unattractive.

This thread is so derailed

hi

My sister was feeling very depressed and even sent a goodbye message in fb but i didnt take seriously. Then she killed herself in bathroom as i was jacking off on computer.

How sad! When did it happen? Did she cut herself?

Got nudes, if dubs post em

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Hi

>be me
>be 12
>discovered jacking off
>never found out how, just new it was stroking
>tries it a couple times
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>not even doing it right, doing a lot of tugging
>discover using moisterizing soap as lube (dawn bar soap)
>made it easier
>go on vacation
>2 days in at hotel I take a shower
>i didnt want to jack it without anything
>no good soap
>find shitty hotel bar soap
>"this'll do"
>lube up
>start going at it
>20 seconds in, the soap dries up and chappes my hands
>starts to hurt, but too far in
>finish
>my dick is really red
>ohshit.png
>2 hours later, my dick is a fucking chode, with chafing scars
>im 18 now and had been hiding it for 6 years
>never tried to get with a girl
>became extremely socially awkward
>hotel soap ruined my life

She taped a plastic bag over her head. Quick and easy but the plastic bag was full of vomit when i took it off.
She made a porn vid but im not sharing.

Fucking kek saved

>she made a porn vid but not sharing
Gtfo

Porn vid c'mon man I is already hard, i's it out there on the web

One time I was jerking it with conditioner and for some reason thought that putting the lube into a washcloth would feel better.

Micro cuts all over my dick within a minute and I stopped.

Something similar happened to me
A friend died while I was masturbating
No suicide, it was a car accident

Yes its true but not giving it to anyone.

What so only yu have it her brother, what kind of sick duck are u jer king it to dead sis porn
Selfish

Well then why the fuck did you tell us about it you autistic faggot

I made a thread to dump shit like this

search "Greenext" and you'll find OP's and The Chode Man in the reply

Put a plastic bag on your head and tie it shut

Yes, I know very few greentext stories here are real, but, can you try harder next time? I can't even fap to this.

Implications that summer ever gone from Sup Forums<

I'm writing on my phone and don't have a creative writing BA and it's been a while since it happend

Greentext storey? Not often we get the female side of a wincest story

>be me
>12
>discover jerking off
>take two days off school jacking it to hentai
>whipping it under desk in basement
>start wondering why I don't come alot like the other people
>tell myself I just have to push it
>push it one day
>piss on floor
>omg
>luckily cement
>have to finish pissing though
>piss on plastic sheets in the corner
>parents think it was my cat
>put my cat down.

Greentext?

Who puts a cat down for piss, our cat has diahoread over €2500 rugs before

>be me
>in highschool
>trying to wheel a girl
>she tells me it's hot when a guy blows himself
>find video on internet
>tape it pretending it's me with my phone
>send it to her
>she says she likes it
>yay
>one day on twitter
>see a post of a guy saying that I suck myself off
>oh fuck
>tell him I'm gonna kill him
>too late
>rumours spread
>everyone thinks I blow myself
>no evidence
>someone said they saw the video once
>tell them if they cant identify it as me
>one day hot girl is my prey
>talking to her
>brings up rumour
>tell her I don't know what she's talking about before she even starts
>leave
>never talk again.

The cat scratched up my fathers expensive couch too. My parents put shit down left right and centre. It's like Auschwitz in here.

Never said boy or girl... which?

>be 11
>in schoolyard
>chilling when all of a sudden a football fucks up my face at full speed
>dazed as shit
>I look up and I see no laughs apart from one cunt taking it too far
>he also happened to have a sister with cancer
>walked up to him
>"at least my sister isn't in hospital faggot"

It was a weird day.

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm a guy.

I used to tell people I was gay in high school. Not sure why I did that. But I did it a lot.

One time I even messaged a guy lying saying that my dad looked like brad pitt so I was conflicted as to whether I'd fuck brad pitt or not but was leaning towards a yes.

He thought that was pretty weird.

>one time playing outside in grade 7
>kid purposely tries to break my leg by landing on it while playing football
>other kid carries me to the office
>get an xray
>next day hanging outside
>the kid that helped me comes up to me and brings up a girl I like
>instantly punch him in the face and knock him out
>apologized to him once while drunk, he's in the army now
>he didn't reply
>is he hunting me.

I have a lot of fucked up fetishes.

When I was 17-19, I had a lot of one night stands. And I had a girlfriend for most of the time, before she went really crazy.

At 17, found an okay looking chubby chick, convinced her to let me eat her shit and drink her piss. First girl I ever fucked without a condom, fortunately no kids but I had bad heart palpitations for months after that. Was good, smashed that ass.

Had sex with a couple of my girlfriends friends, who also weren't particularly good looking but were good and one named Nicki had some thick thighs (they all played sports)

My girlfriend was the fucking deviant though, she was a typical country girl who owned a horse. She told me she wanted to fuck horses but I told her nah, can't risk getting caught doing that because we never had the chance. But I ate her shit, vomit, drank her sweat after she'd practice at basketball/softball. She would lay me down, force me to smell her ass after a long, hot day working out or doing sports. Made me eat her out when she went a long time without showering one summer. The smell was regrettable, I only got off to it because I'm a degenerate and get off to it.

I would also cuckquean girls (Never really fucked anyone superbly hot, though. So fuck me, I guess) and there was this one mentally fucked up goth girl when I was 19 (A bit after I broke up with my gf) and I made her eat my ass out and what not. She got crazy as fuck too, so I dipped like Batman on crack.

Did some other shit like ballbusting, needle play (on both of us), extreme pain play, hardcore spankings, extreme humiliation, girlfriend would invite her friends to watch, footjobs, etc.

I'll forever miss scat and vomit play. But it's now in my memory to forever savor.

inb4 bullshit, fuck you nigga

>never wore a condom before
>have fucked 5 girls

I didn't ever saying I was fucking models. Alright? I was fucking 7/10 at best country/city girls who had mental issues. Get off my ass, babe.

no you fuck his cancer sister and say "atleast my sister isn't a cancerous whore"

I'm married now, for almost a decade. But before that I probably fucked 10 different chicks multiple times, without a condom. I stayed fucked up on pain killers, and drank a lot, so I didn't think about repercussions. Was pretty lucky to of not caught anything. SOme of those girls I should of wrapped my body in saren wrap.

Haha no I was telling you that I've never worn one and have fucked 5 girls.

Honestly 2 of my 5 were good.

Still dating one of them. Still talk to the other.

Quantity over quality my good friend.

yes one girl I banged was the town bicycle. I am very lucky I didn't catch anything as well. I was also a drunkard and a punk kid. Now I've grown uglier and probably couldn't get the girls I used to be able to. On the road to marriage though myself.

I have a pretty good life now. Two little boys. Good job. To look at me you'd of never known I did the things I did.

Shit my bad lmao

Yeah, quantity. Was surreal, I miss my teenage years. I fucking wasted them.

Yeah me too, I feel like I should've been studying and focusing on school work, but I was getting high and trying to bang girls.

Sometimes I do as well. Though its nice to have the money to do whatever the fuck I want now. Mainly I just spend it on PC parts, or the kids.

>be me, 4 or something
>chillin at the beach with fam
>had a fuckin awesome little yellow plastic shovel
>shit was lit
>so anyway, at some point I lose my shovel to the waves
>damn.mpeg
>walking around for like 20 minutes, come across a family of dune coons
>they're trying to reassure their crying 3 year old spawn of jihad
>autistic me notices they're trying to hand him a yellow shovel
>retard child brain puts one and one together; they found my shovel in the ocean
>thieving sandniggers
>walked up to them
>took shovel
>baby sandnigger starts crying louder as I walk away
>looked back once, they were staring at me but did nothing
>mfw shovel replaced

That's not just alpha that's fucking omega

One time my friend was sleeping and I took my young big over to him the dog still had its balls well my sister figured out if you flicked the dogs dick head it spurts out jizz and piss mix we called it bucks belly rub surprise anyway pick pepper up hold him over friends opened mouth *flick dick. Wtf nothing happened do it again and rub his balls. Holly mother a fucking wod if jizz comes out of the dog like porn star money shot straight into friends mouth and all over face. Next dayear talks about a strange taste in his mouth. Hmm m I say get anouther one of uncle bucks surprises?

we need reinforcements Sup Forums

You ex gf sounded like a great freak should of gotten her to blow the horse man. Is she married now?

Fuck off

Maybe I should've.

Nah, she's dating some guy, though. I don't live there anymore.

>being this desperate

Story? I've also sucked my brothers cock, loved it

That's the kind of girl you marry son. Pushing 40 here you want a freak. They fun to play with. Hell go back and take her for a few rides.b

Sorry not a virgin fag like you. Love a freak hate sluts, unless I'm fucking them. I wouldn't do what he did. But anal, was licking and so on. But if I saw the end coming I would total get her to blow a horse man.

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> i forgot how old i was, pretty young though
> at my uncles house
> he lives in some heavily wooded area
> i walk to his chicken coop and start fucking around, picking up baby chicks and feeding the chickens
> i grab the net they have
> grab a chicken with it
> start slamming it repeatedly against the tree without knowing how badly i was hurting it
> the chicken stopped screaming
>i get it out of the net and my uncles dog comes down
> tries to revive the chicken
>soon, my dad and my uncle ask me what happened
> and i forgot the rest of the story but i still feel like shit after doing that...

you need to fucking chill dude

was it @coldnessinherheart?

fuckin perv

shouldnt have told all of these lifeless faggots that you have that

this is very true what the actual fuck

Lol

Nah....

Green text please

Fuck off

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what the fuck is this illegible garbage