What kind of girlfriend do you want

What kind of girlfriend do you want

Not that one

Trips of truth

Also I want one that stays away from fags like that

tybg for satanic trips

Satanic trips never lies!

i thought anne frank died

preferably human, alive, without a dick and older than 18 years
and not a hamplanet

real
sweet
pretty
i am physically attracted to
has similar / complementary interests
...

I want an emotionally abusive gal.

Boy or girl i must know op could be either lol.

The end is on. Satan trips are among us.

>can cook
>hates talking
>likes lifting
>likes reading
>non sjw

I envy gay people.

Not dumb
Not vindictive
Not overly obese

A good one

Holy fuck, this is exactly my gf right now except she likes talking about her books.
>pasta chef
>obsessed with working out
>reads 5 books a month
>dislikes fags

Not really sure. Was in a relationship last year that was the most fulfilling I'd ever had and then she suddenly cheated.

Completely uninterested in relationships anymore. Feels weird man, anyone else had this before? Will I go back to normal?

Not the one i currently have...

that sucks

One that weighs less than me (230lbs), has a job, and has good hygiene.

Nooice

Checked