What kind of girlfriend do you want
What kind of girlfriend do you want
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A 2d one
i second that
A real one
shut in with no friends
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One that doesn't have a penis.
newfag
this. also no kids
yeaaa this guy gets it
Too real
A fat one that will fuck me in the ass with a strap on and let me do her with massive dildos. She needs have a really big ass and enjoy anal.
any chick I date better enjoy anal. Otherwise it ain't gonna last
honestly girls are so fucking spoiled and pampered it is not even worth it to try and have a relationship with one. they expect the impossible and throw a fucking fit for literally no reason. even if they do get the "perfect" guy, they still act like a dumb bitch. whats the point?
One that is
>unemployed or barely getting by
>not in college or in a university
>A little bit crazy
Mainly just because we'd be in the same position, and I'd love to be with someone attracted to me who is doing similarly in life.
regular pussy and the chance for a decent relationship nigga.
if your so hung up over it then pre-cheat so you always feel like you have 1 up on her
Speaking as someone who got with a chick with a kid before, I can confirm it sucks.
Kids don't appreciate anything because they don't know better, they cut into your time with your partner, and make a lot of shit drawn out.
Turned me off from ever having a kid. It takes a very special person to raise a child.
I don't have the patience for an annoying little shit that throws fits over dumb shit tho
I want a girlfriend that'd hurt me and abuse me.
They say that abuse is one of the strongest ways to display affection.
But in reality, I think I just want a girl in my life that'd love me for me, and no one else.
I don't want to be be betrayed, I don't want to be dumped for another man..
Not again..
One who can lift me over her shoulders
True bro. The ass is better than the pussy.
one that lets me watch porn
also, no kids
strong enough to kick my ass
No social anxiety cause one of us has got to order the goddamn pizza
>gf says she likes it
>everything I ask her she says no save for 2 times
Seriously pisses me off
None.
My life is a social, emotional, and psychological cancer.
I would think keeping that to myself would be good.
Everytime*
what's the opinion on deliberately cheating early into any relationship? Like as feels insurance incase she cheats on you, that way you probably won't feel like complete shit
A feminine looking man with boobs and a vagina with the capapcity to give birth to new humans.
name of the girl? she looks so similar to my friends ex.
so a butch chick?
I think you just described a woman...
Hi Pan Pizza.
one that has a vagina and likes me.
so a woman
i banged a bi curious butch lesbo that legit looked like a dude. Was a boner killer to look at the face but the puss felt nice enough to stay erect. She was not into it at all though but I got to cum so whatever
Do you not read.
>Pussy
>Boobs
>Giving birth
I think I picked up on the essentials.
>with boobs
>a vagina with the capapcity to give birth to new humans
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Leave her or train her.
SO how is life driving that taxi?
The kind that says things right away instead of throwing me a compilation of complaints a few months later.
literal fag
who's this
whore where is your hijab
double dubs means you will never get what you want
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Not important son. Just depressed so talking when I probably shouldn't.
that face looks like a gnome
kinda like your hot mom
Real.
ha. probably.
One that looks anything like this. Holy shit!
A real one
fucking check em times 3
Moar?!
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Sheeeeeeiiiit
Perfection... 10/10.
my gf treated me this way at first. now I've been working out a lot more and my career has really taken off, and she starts treating me like Chad. She sucks my dick all the time because she knows if she doesn't someone else will.
Gfs are lazy and will do the bare minimum to keep you. You really have to make yourself someone girls desire and then your gf will know she has to act a certain way because you really could do better.
I need a lot of time to myself, I really just want someone who feels the same.
Let's be realistic, this is unlikely to happen, so I just want someone who will have the patience to try to understand who I am, before trying to change me.
Like the idea, but what happens if she finds out way later on? Plus you'll always have the guilt in the back of your mind if you're not a scumbag
I don't want a gf too much hassle. That's why i keep friends with benefits.
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Thats clearly a dude
one that my wife and I will enjoy together.
a nice skinny red head or a cute Japanese/Korean girl
>mom jokes.
be honest are you a kid or just a summerfag?
pretty sure if i think this is a viable option than I already am a scumbag. Yea she might find out, but she also might fuck some random while your sitting at home wondering where she is. So pick your poison
30 years old, Philthy Rich, 5 foot 11 inches tall, natural ginger with hair down to her ass, cossfit body, firm A cups with big nipples, smart as fuck, funny as hell, loyal as a hound dog, deaf, loves anal, never been molested or raped, worships my cock.
I really want to be alone. I finally got the girl of my dreams and just like always I'm 8 months into dating her and I'm bored as hell with her. She's pretty cool, smart/funny/hot, but for whatever reason I just would rather be friends. The sex is amazing and I'm really surprised that's not keeping me here. I don't know what's going on, but I think I'm gonna end it soon.
I think I'm just not meant to be in a long term relationship right now.
So no gf is the kind I want OP.
A creepy one with largish eyes.
Kek
>Welcome to the fantasy factory.
One that messages me back
How is it a dude?
Im sorry that had to happen to you user.
One like my wife when we first started dating.
Autism.
Sounds like you need to tackle your trust issues with women dude. If a bitch cheats on you dump her ass. Cheating on her first will not make you feel any better. You'll tell yourself in your head that you didn't get played too hard, but in the end another guy was still balls deep in dat puss
that was a long post just to inform us that you're a dumbass user
It's funny, I know 30-40 married couples and none of them are really all that happy. Makes me not want to get married.
A girl who will fight for her right to party #beastieboys
dubs confirm. just wanted to get it off my chest since I can't talk to anyone else about that shit. it's gay, but I feel better having said it.
5 ft 3, size 3 obo,
short, straight blonde or black hair, big eyes, cute mouth,
34-36 b or c cup, small, pink nipples, perfectly round areolas, decent ass. no daddy issues, no rape or molestation issues. independant, slightly workahlolic, not a prude, does all the things.
I once dated a girl like that on the pic. She was like an Adam's Family member. Tall, pale, slim, long dark hair and a weird face. Awesome handjob, could nut me in two minutes with those silky hands. *sigh*
I'm happy, sure we could have a few more nights out and everyone has fantasies on fucking some young piece of ass with and without their wife, but overall we're content.
Kid on the way too so thats exciting and looking at her young friends when they're of legal age too ^_-
Like her
youtube.com
is it gay because you had a mouth full of penis while you typed it user?
that's good to hear user. hopefully I can find me one. stay frosty bruh
dubs confirmes
I don't want a girl.
>*sigh*
Yeah youve never touched a girl lol
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The kind that has an addiction to jerking me off.
Doubt I'll find that again...
dubs confirms
A liveing one
yeah, she looks similar to my ex too.
makes me miss her even more than i already do lol
can take a while but will happen if you look and and don't fret about it. Generally you'll know when you can see yourself being 90 and still with her.
Otherwise just enjoy the ride until you find her
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I mostly meant physically / mentally. I'm very happy in my relation and very much so in love. I just wish she had the same body and energetic mindset that she had when we first got together is all.
how liveing?
I feel you bro,i'v been married for the last 5 years and my kid was born last year.
the last years were very hard for my wife and she is stressed out all the time.