>The Dutch all say they got their "independence"
>The Spaniards don't really care
>Turns out they got smashed so many times and even after winning a war (that other won for them) they still let Spain keep the Southern parts
Lmao pathetic.
The Dutch all say they got their "independence"
Luke Foster
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Lincoln Hill
The only thing pathetic is your country's economy. Or your country's youth unemployment. Or the fact that you country is by far the poorest in Western Europe. Or the fact that you're SPAIN's retarded little brother. The fact that you've already been surpassed by a few Eastern European countries.
Really the asshole of Europe.
Hudson Collins
>Not bantering Spain
Portugal are you ok
Parker Wilson
Wow there
No bullying Portugal on my watch swamp man
Blake Ortiz
The real joke here is that the Spanish were ruled by a bunch of incestuous Austrians
Kayden Bell
Ahmed pls.
Grayson Lewis
>don't really care
>fight a war for 80 years
>still end up giving up the Netherlands
also Portugal's definitely one to talk about military successes, especially when you're a husk of your former self by every measure
Asher Miller
I'm sorry but I wasn't conquered neither by Napoleon nor Hitler.
The Netherlands got bantered pretty hard.
Elijah Butler
Yeah, you weren't, that's true.
But you lost against fucking Angola. Angola.
Austin Price
Not really.
Kayden Hall
We have got our independence from Philips II, not from Spain. But we shouldn't have left the Southern Netherlands indeed
Caleb Cooper
>w-we didn't really lose the war
>they're still independent
I can see how you definitely won the war there
Lucas Brown
But portugal is not even 10% white
Zachary Rodriguez
What? Even without that, Portugal is by far the worst country in Western Europe. Your country is a shithole. If it were to be nuked, nobody would care.
Economically, politically, culturally, scientifically you're irrelevant. Your people are hideous manlets. You are poor and greasy.
Andrew Rogers
>replying
Jace Walker
We won it psychologically.
>Sweden
Come on now.
>Your people are hideous manlets. You are poor and greasy.
I am sorry but I'm not a Southern Portuguese.
Adam Rogers
>we won it psychologically
literally a meme answer from a meme country
>has forgotten that he is the eternal Alberto Barbossa
Justin Smith
Portuguese are mistaken for Arabs lol.
Dominic Gomez
Lmao.
Some in the South look like it yeah, but they aren't actual Arabs, like Swedes.
Cameron Morgan
>tried why are the netherlands
>tried why is the netherlands
>had to go for why are the dutch
>couldn't even get a full page of memes
lmao moor blood
Daniel Lee
>moors still buttmad 500 years later
My sides!
Parker Anderson
Because you're so irrelevant you are known as Holland and not "The Netherlands" so results differ.
>Moor blood
Says the country with the most Jewish blood in Europe lmao.
Nathan Butler
>They burn your cities
>Lmao they are mad
Hmmmmm.
Gavin Walker
>moors
>jews
>implying they're same
you of all people should know there's a difference.
at least people know some of our provinces. If you ask an average person what they know about portugal they'll tell you that they don't know anything.
>talks about irrelevance
Thomas Johnson
>same
It's worse.
There's a reason Germany invaded.
>Not even strong enough to main neutrality
Fantastic.
Also:
They know Alberto Barbosa m8.
Eli Wright
I refuse to take bantz from a country that was a dictatorship just 40 years ago, talk about getting c u c k e d lmoaaaa
Parker Moore
Speaking of dictatorship did you know that avoided us getting slaughtered and raped by the thousands by the Germans ?
Our second biggest city didn't have to be rebuilt from scratch by the Americans with loans.
How embarrassing am I right.
Samuel Edwards
> a
> fucking
> swamp
Zachary Campbell
>Swamp jews
Michael Young
...
Jacob Gutierrez
>be dutch
>born with throat cancer
>be dutch
>be bullied by a moroccan in school
Jace Smith
Jonathan Rodriguez
Many members of the Dutch elite in Holland not only feared the rivalry with a reconquered Antwerp vs Amsterdam but also the astronomically high costs of waging war by fighting siege after siege after siege, the only way to take the southern Netherlands.
Elijah Sullivan
van der Heatbringer
Robert Martin
Stop fighting we love you both equally
Logan Moore
>A nation formed in 1516
I'm sorry Portugal is a thing since the 800's.
Good times those were, only whites and no shitty south and noisy neighbors.
Ryder Wilson
>dutch high culture
Isaac White
Shots fired.
Wyatt Sullivan
...
Xavier Young
No Sudacas allowed though.
Kayden Martin
So is Spain
Isaiah Davis
>Antwerp
>Dutch
No
Henry Smith
>Lil Kleine & Ronnie Flex
>Dutch
No
Ryder Young
Ahem I see Catalunha which is not a country.
Sorry.
Lincoln Adams
>Renouncing your lands
lmao
Both Dutch, I saw the wiki.
Justin Phillips
This
Antwerp is a beautiful city, but it's money over land.
Leo Sanders
Imagine being Portuguese, knowing you were once one of the strongest and most fearsome sea faring nations in the world, conquering lands far away and creating an empire that stretches to all corners of the globe.
500 years later you're now seen as the niggers of Europe with salaries and qualify of life lower than most Eastern European shitholes.
kek
Connor James
Ass blasted dutch, why do you keep on replying?
Go on, though; it is entertaining to see Portubros doing the banter for once.
Jackson Mitchell
t. Albertus Boerboosa
Nathan Diaz
...
Hudson Morris
the flame war here deserves some popcorn
Plz dutch, keep being an asshole
Plz lisboeta moor, keep being an idiot by answering bait
Thomas Bell
>wiki is a reliable source