>Far too much fucking nigger cock these days
>When the scene is only anal
>When the guy makes ludicrous noises when he nuts
>Fake moans
>Horrible fake titties
>James Deen
>Cuckold vids ALWAYS having a black bull. Just why?
Anyone got any more? I don't think I've covered everything.
>op is a faggot
I might be the only one but
I fucking hate when the fucking camera man cant get the tits in the image during a cumshot like wtf
Also when i jizz and the camera switch to a hairy butthole right away
that emo fuck who always appears with faye reagan
Blowjobs. I really don't care about them.
I just wanna see the chick.
Also, coming on the womans face. Why?
When porn actors are saying their really awkward lines and they cut each other off and talk at the same time
Ex. Milf: "I think you deserve some punishm-
Young man:" OH YES YEAH WE SHOULD HAVE SEX WE SHOULD"
I coulda made better crap in middle school
>That bald dude that always appears on brazzers
>Muscular guys
>When the scene focuses on the guy's asshole
>Girls who try too hard to scream like Priya Rai
>Obscure sex positions
>When the camera focuses on the guy's face
>Niggers
>When the guy moans when fucking the girl
Faggot.
Pretty much all of these.
>Most male pornstars are disgusting greasy seedy cunts
>Creampies where they just dip the tip instead of slamming it all the way in like you do in real life
>Fucking so many niggers these days. Why?
>when the females are age appropriate
like it probably makes more sense for me to look at older females because i am way too ugly too ever realisticly have a shot with someone my own age in reality
>getting upset over whose dick a professional whore takes
insecure much bruh?
When the guy pulls out to cum on her face, faps for like 5 minutes and then it fucking cuts(because he couldnt cum) to him cumming and its like 5 drops.
This and literally anything with a nigger in it
>Far too much fucking nigger cock these days
yeah uh... that's what happens when you look for porn with black people in it.
Not insecure, I just can't relate to an ugly nigger's cock when I'm a white dude. Simple as that. I feel that male niggers are ludicrously over-represented in porn and it's just disgusting.
They tip dip so it looks like they came more when they pull out
Fucking this!
>>james deen
Mad hes scooping all your asian bitches
Yeah I know. It's still shit though
When right as it's getting to the cumshot, there's a long close up of the guys face. I've noticed this seems to be a problem in German porn.
I think this happens because the actor accidentally cums once or twice while filming
Happens alot in 80's porn too
When a good incest film throws "step" in
Literally why??
> black bulls in cuck porn
Fucking this. There are white guys that are hung too btw.
My main porn is the lack of oc though. I get bored of a vid fast and i have seen all the good ones of genres i like on pornmd.
> inb4 neckbeard virgin
I actually am atm kek. Even though i have had quite a few oppurtunities...
I swear to god, if i ever have a son i am gonna do whatever i can to deter him from it.
Porn is just so fucking easy and addictive.
I hate it when guys can't get hard for several minutes, despite there being a hot girl that just undid their pants and they have to jerk their limp dick just to get started.
= /
Does anyone else find it off-putting when the make pornstar is like so obviously hideous? I'm no fag but I cannot imagine the girl is enjoying it when there's an old sweaty, leering, pirate-looking motherfucker grunting in her face.
They just all look like potential rapists.
Legal reasons.
feet
you people are revolting
Yeah :/ I'll just be watchin some porn with some sexy pale cocks then the suggested vids are almost all dark penis's. And they get the bbc label slapped on all of them like clickbait titles on youtube....most of the penis's in those are avg. at best.....I guess it's just the racist fetish people enjoy... More asian and white men should get into porn
>When it's mislabeled
Nothing annoys me more than when I'm watching a video with the genre I'm looking for, and it turns out that the part the tag referred to was just a few seconds long. For example:
>MFF in the lesbian category because the females kissed for a few seconds.
I absolutely rage when there are no women in porn
Not true, some genres of porn that don't even mention niggers are fucking flooded with them
>guys slapping a chick around while they fuck, I don't mind a little tap on that ass but I don't want to watch a guy beat on a girl.
All of this
Dubs confirm our worst nightmare
knowing exactly what you want to see But have no idea what it's called. You sit there naked loose your wood while Google searching vague discription of the porn
When girls push their lips out and show their teeth and hiss inwardly.
>sssssssssss
>sssssssssss
>inb4 this is snek
Yes. This.
Also checked.
I don't like facials either. The only time I came on a girl's face and enjoyed was when I was drunk.
this.
I never understood watching a blowjob. It must be colossal closet fags who fantasize about sucking dick.
This happens to me all the time!
American accents. America has given us some of the best sluts but their voices can be really grating at times. Not all American accents but the really whiny high pitched ones.
That's how it is for me.
Then watch women only, fuckig closet faggot enjoying the dick
I fuckin love that bald dude.
You could say the same about pretty much all porn. It's all dicks going into holes. I'm looking at the face anyway, not the dick.
>average at best
I hate to tell you, but 7-12 inches of cock is hardly average.
I *hate this shit.
I want to see bitches riding cock. When it turns out that he's giving her anal from half-guard, it fucking gets to me.
--closeups that last 10 mins
--centering on the guys face when he cums
--girls in uniform or glasses that take them off to have sex
--niggers
---shooting on face instead of in mouth.
--when the cameraman and actor talk to each other and hi five each other
>esssssSSSSSSSSSSS
>esssssSSSSSSSSSSS
that noise.
>Be spic
>Black colored dick, light natural skin, brown tanned arms, head, and legs
>Don't know how to feel when watching porn
Especially when it's the cameraman whose doing the most heavy breathing. I can understand if the performers are panting but seriously, have some professionalism.
>when girls are so enthusiastic about sucking dick that it turns into manically flopping their head about like an infant
His name is Johnny
Kek
Dicks in porn generally make me rage.
I prefer lesbian porn
>muscular guys
why, you want to self insert and know that will never be you?
All this stupid:
- Spitting
- Gagging
- Feet on lady face
- The famous masturbation of the girl with the two middle fingers that will supposedly give a 100% orgasm rate, performed at a stone crusher speed;
- Tattooes. FUCK tattoes.
- The obvious and shameless retardness of the male actors;
and all the stuff they see on the internet and try to miserably copy in these masterpieces.
So fuck porn and meet yourself in jeeeesus
>closeups that last 10 mins
>centering on the guys face when he cums
>girls in uniform or glasses that take them off to have sex
>shooting on face instead of in mouth.
>when the cameraman and actor talk to each other and hi five each other
Fucking these. Also when she has great tits but neither the male star or the camera guy pay the slightest attention to them.
johnny sins just appears everywhere
Spitting and gagging are two of the things I like in porn. I don't mind the odd discreet tattoo but some of those girls look like they came out of a Mexican prison.
70's and 80's porn is best porn. Real perverted girls with those dripping hairy muffs. OMG
come on. Spitting and gagging are mandatory in 200% of todays porn movies. Gallons of saliva required. That's plain stupid.
Japanese porn. I love Jap girls with big tits and the general rapiness of a lot of Jap porn but I hate the retarded noises they make and the censorship.
pepperoni nips
>focusing on the actual penetration
I just want a full shot of the female from the hips up pov style. I know what a cock and vag look like, I don't need to see the close up thrusting ever, much less for half of the scene.
>"Oh yeeeeaaaaaahhhhh fuck that tight little pussy oh yeaaaahhhh uh uh uh uh uh uh
The only bitches that carry on like that irl are either faking or have watched too much porn and think that they are supposed to make those over dramatic noises. Don't get me wrong, I like a loud moaner, but 95% of porn takes it too far.
>The "glop glop glop" sound some of them make while sucking dick
>Overly spitty blowjobs where it is obviously stomach acid mixed with spit cuz she keeps semi-puking
>Guys that make any noise
I don't even like to hear my own moans/grunts during sex, much less another dudes while I'm tugging
>Cameramen that say anything
Especially at the end when they ask a chick with a face full of spunk "Did you have fun?"
>Whiny asian bitches
>The aforementioned dip the tip in creampie scenes
Not enough children
>Spitting and gagging are mandatory in 200% of todays porn movies
I'm afraid not. Sure it's pretty popular and happens in a lot of non gagging genre films but there are still studios and performers that won't do it.
>- The famous masturbation of the girl with the two middle fingers that will supposedly give a 100% orgasm rate, performed at a stone crusher speed
This. Only a virgin would think girls enjoy that. Watch your girl masturbate. She will never do that shit.
This
when they hold her over the toilet and pee in her face and she won't stop crying
>rage is the same as raging hardon right?
I always got eyes on the titties
>when the entire thing is a bj
Go away
>Spitting
>Gagging
>pepperoni nips
>The "glop glop glop" sound some of them make while sucking dick
>Overly spitty blowjobs where it is obviously stomach acid mixed with spit cuz she keeps semi-puking
>when they hold her over the toilet and pee in her face and she won't stop crying
All pretty hot tbh fam.
...
>zooming to guys face
>ballbusting turning into castration
>"all naturals" advertised, no specific term for huge silicons
>cartoon characters drawn in a fucking gross, lumpy-style
>man holding dogs dick while it's fucking the woman
>less than half-assing the acting, like the actors don't even understand why they are in a specific set
>lactation
>high-pitched whiny noises of the Asians
>pubic hair
Condoms
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postin it, behind seven proxies, fuck yall
gaping. who the fuck gets off to that shit?
I know I'm not the only one to fucking hate that
>complaining about anal
are you actually a fucking retard?
Sauce?
>sorry youre 12 and get hard at the gust of a wind.
this is now an interracial anal thread
>lactation
I fucking love it.
Yes. I do not get what that is all about
I'm not that poster, but I'm 30 and get hard at the sight of my girl naked. You might be watching too much porn.
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Why do so many people not like anal insertion videos? They're fuggin' hot, tee bee aych phamme.
WHAT KIND OF HUMAN ARE YOU YOU EDGY FUCK.
not really my kinda thing but posting this, you might enjoy it
Movie called Filth. Watch this movie.
Just watch porn where he doesn't slap her around
Found the faggot
fake tits
piercings
tattoos
"teens" who are clearly 35
censored japanese porn
...
when the dog's just not interested
Any POV video where the guy not only won't shut the fuck up, but talks in that creepy Dane Cook drive-through seduction voice.
"Yuhhh... yuss, juss like thut... Gud gurl, juss like thut... Mmm, yuhhh..."
Nice.
I've been meaning to.
when there's no earthworms being shoved up her vajayjay
Hot asians with old jap men with 2 inches
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