I losing my head. I'm thinking of getting married. I'm seeing my friends looking so happy. Married fags...

I losing my head. I'm thinking of getting married. I'm seeing my friends looking so happy. Married fags, give me a real life picture of marriage so I can stop myself.

1 of 2

2 of 2

And there you have it.

>fun at first
>1 year later
>kid perhaps
>financial problems
>arguments
>cheating
>divorce
>killyourself.jepg

audibly kek'd

Its not worth it bro. Im 30 and already divorced. I owe child support hate my job. My current gf is cheating on me. Im considering going to her new guys house today to expose it to his wife. Im just so done, ill probably end up eating my work sidearm before the year is out.

Accurate

How fat are you? tubby tubby nomNom!

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Live with her first. That way you can see how she lives. If the two of you are living together and she's comfortable enough around you to take a dump while you're in the shower, and you're still happy with her, then marry her.

The things that destroy a marriage are: money issues, different life goals (children / no children, career focus, etc.), all of the little fucking shit that doesn't really matter but fucking drives you insane anyway (this is why you live with her first), and infidelity.

So if the two of you both want the same / similar things from life (you both want kids, both have similar ideas about who the breadwinner should be, have similar attitudes towards your careers, etc.) and you can stand living with her, you'll be happy. If not, then not.

i can confirm
100% accurret
but you're still going to do it

Depends on the gal you are with, really.
I love my wife, she loves me. We help each other out in our life, we care for each other, marriage was just a bit of formality after 12 years.
We started out as close friends, we shagged around a lot, and when the youthful vigor was out of the way, we decided to be each others' only.
Marriage can work. Be sure to marry a friend, not a 'woman'.

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Eugene ignored the post and know he deadied from fat asse!!1
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My friend didn't want me

:'(

You're not seeing all the moments they are not happy. Never marry before you are 30, your market value hasn't reached a balance with theirs. Also it is almost impossible to find a decent woman who hasn't already had kids and a marriage and that's a headache you don't want either

You know it's bullshit. Otherwise you wouldn't be here accurately describing it as losing your mind.

Guaranteed it will be the first in a series of the worst mistakes of your life that send you spiraling into utter despair the likes of which nothing else could possibly compare.

But then you already knew that. There are exceptions, but they are rare and temporary at best. Doom is an inevitability of marriage.

I am jonny, my lips are stains brown from turdbile of fattynoms, would not change a thing.

Was it because you are fat or cos u couldn't get it up?

My condolences, bro : /
But if it's any help, you're better off this way. I hope you'll find your special one way. Just don't give up!

WE

What age are you?

Myself, I am 24/kissless virgin etc whatever. Unlike alot of people my age, I know and am friends with quite a number of middle aged men (nothing weird, just interested in the same hobby) who in their 50's - 60's. Many of them are not married and/or do not have kids. Something I've learned from being with this group often, the un-married ones are happier and have a better lifestyle.

I'm in the seventh box. Only two more boxes and Tyrone is coming over to bang my wife. damn it.

WUZ

I am 27. Got married. I love her so much. She has healed me. I was so fucked in the head but she has helped reprogram my mind. She loves me so much. We have been together for 7 years married for 1. I will never find what I have with her with anyone else. She is my best friend. She dosnt judge me. She is my soul mate.

the mixed advice in this thread should be enough to tell you that there's really no point taking anyone else's advice when it comes to marriage/relationships, because it's all so fucking subjective

i know couples that were married after dating for 6 weeks and are still together

i also know couples that were married for 25 years and can't stand the sight of each other anymore

find what's right for you, user

I feel you man
>and you will refer to me as OP

Neither.

She wanted someone else, a guy who already had 2 kids. She was also addicted to weed and is now covered in tatts. I could see through the problems, i'd known her since we were 12 and was convinced I could have helped her through it. But she didn't want my help, she wanted him.
Think i've already given up, after having feels for 10 years come to nothing I think I don't have it in me anymore.

Jesus try not to kill yourself when you come home to her getting plowed by some porch monkey

Captain Save-a-Hoe!

Don't do it man me and my girl were best friends we used to laugh and chill and spend sleepless nights fucking and talking.. Now she just looks at me with disappointment and heard all my stories.. We've traveled and gone put it doesn't really change shit.. We've been together for 8 years.. Should of played the field and fucked more..

Getting married is great if you can find a girl who isn't a crazy bitch all the time and will put out for you. Make sure you're both on the same page about kids, or better yet just have a vasectomy. Just had crazy stupid porno sex with my wife last night. After we fucked I came on her stomach/tits. Few minutes later when I recovered I titty fucked her, she sucked on my nuts and then I came on her dirty whore face. Shit was so cash. Pic related those are her sweet giant tits.

marriage is a disease
the worst thing were all addicted

>Shit was so cash
>Shit was so cash
>Shit was so cash
>Shit was so cash

Why would you want to marry as opposed to just have a partner? Is there a legal difference? Do you pay less taxes? Or do you simply like the idea of the government knowing that you and your partner are a couple?

together 7yrs, 5 of the best years ever, then we got married. i got everything though, house my car , all cars where in both names. but hey now i'm 38, my gf is 21, living together 2 yrs now and i feel great lol pic related

0-6 months
>Marriage is fantastic

1-2 years
>It's ok i guess

2-4 years
>ho god what have i done

5-?
>your soul becomes numb from constant nagging, drama, lack of sex, low self esteem,etc etc

Some bastards out there go beyond 5 years, they are dead inside.
Live in with girls but don't marry them, and think twice about having kids.
If she demands to get married run, it's a trap.

Every situation is different. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Definitely live together for some time before getting married. This will allow you the opportunity to see what married life will be like. If you do go the marriage route after, take as much time as you can before having kids and spend it together. Vacations, date nights, etc. Solidify the bond between you. Kids make everything much more difficult. Personally, if I had to do it all over again, I wouldn't have gotten married.

Sitting at 7 and a half years and I can verify the 5+ stage is sad but true.

The Internet in your pocket is the death of all stressed marriages. The only marriages I know that last the wife is religious and they're still basically miserable.

marriedfag from here

we've been married over 5 years and have 2 kids

we have a pretty great marriage -- no drama, no nagging, great sex and keep each other motivated and happy

we keep things real enough that we can call each other out on our respective bullshit when we need to, without the other one over-reacting

is there a secret to it? not really... we treat each other with mutual respect and consider ourselves equal

there's really not much else to it

The problem everyone runs into is the concept of sex. Be upfront about your desires. Don't marry a woman who even slightly cringes at the concept of how or what you want. Everything can be satisfied by a good fuck, except a bad fuck. If you don't connect sexually, bounce. Find a new chick. With female empowerment and all that jazz in this generation men have to be very straight forward with what they want and need. You can't just assume she will get better, or want learn to be better. She sucks at blowjobs, find one that doesn't. She doesn't like anal and you do, find one that does. She doesn't bend over the kitchen table and that's something you want, find one that will. Be demanding and to the point. This is what i want, this is how i want it. If you don't get that then why the fuck would you marry them?

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KINGS

That's not what i see around me, maybe you live in small town.
On large cities, people are dicks be default and it seeps into relationships, anything with more than 2 years becomes a toxic waste dump.
Some get out others waste away in the sludge.

So u just cuck

there's apparently over 2 million people in the greater area surrounding my city, so wouldn't call it small town

Kek, beat me to it.

You know it's not right, that's why you are here.
If you knew 100% you would not be asking anyone, I mean fuck, you're asking Sup Forums?

Lose life
Lose time
Lose money
Trapped
Kids

Fuck me OP, why get married, everything goes down hill.
If she is not happy with you two just being together and want's a piece of paper and metal, then she is not worth being with, let alone knowing.

>source - I'm 32, I've seen some shit.

All the people I know that got married are now a pale shadow of who they used to be. They've turned into robots capable of conversing only about their children, their shitty jobs and house prices. Fuck that shit.

Not even close...must suck to be you