Sex it the only reason people dont go around killing each other

Sex it the only reason people dont go around killing each other.

Sex has been also the reason people go around killing each other.

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True, but I'm fairly certain that it's only valid for about 99% of all people. Children excluded.

Also this

Mutual cooperation is actually an adaptive strategy, nibbles, that's why society exists.

I dunno, I think we'd see more organized and logistical slaughter.

What you're describing is what happens when two beaners fight over a bar skank and stab each other.

>I dunno, I think we'd see more organized and logistical slaughter.
that is called war

I dunno, I don't go around killing people because
A: I'm not an asshole
B: I'd rather conform to societal norms in my location because they dictate me still currently being alive.
C: To believe that societal norms aren't going to guarantee you bad shit is silly, unless those societal norms simply don't exist. So why haven't you gone around killing everybody yet?

This is a 100% valid statement and it's awesome.

Great-A phrasing.

>B: I'd rather conform to societal norms in my location because they dictate me still currently being alive.

>Hyperventilating intensifies

I dunno dude, ants go to war with other colonies immediately upon encounter.
They dont do the sex thing, they just use a queen for more ant production.

Cooperation is good for war and more killing.

Yeah, too much sex stops war. Which is bullshit.

>I dunno dude, ants go to war with other colonies immediately upon encounter.
that's what most human societies did upon contact, for 99% of our history. We realized trade is more effective if you can't think of an immediate reason to kill the other guy. I assume you don't know game theory.

Not even remotely related.

But you're wrong, I guarantee that it's caused more than petty squabbles.

Yeah, don't conform to them and see how long you guarantee the continuation of your blood and genes. It's called adaptation, son.

You dont deserve to be alive if you're a weak shit.

>wow I have nothing valid to say anymore
>might as well resort to ad hominem for the nth time today

>guarantee the continuation of your blood and genes.

I don't think you quite understand what a misanthrope is.

Why on earth would I produce more humans?

Then why are you arguing if you already know your place as a shut in NEET?

I'm not arguing anymore, effective now.
There is no reason arguing with someone that refuses to read and or think about any arguments brought into an argument.

And afterwards even proves it.

That's a colossal waste of my precious energy.

I'm gonna put this into words you can understand.
>kill
>urself

We were a lot better that way. Trade only encourages weakness. Bullshit like womens rights and SJW cuntism.

Yes it is, why do you think the jews broadcast porn to the Palestinians?
Pacified!

Nope, pretty much just betas fighting over skanks.

Yes, that's true. Trade does make us softer. It also, paradoxically, makes us more successful and adaptable. You, like the primitive injun you are, value martial strength over real adaptive fitness because your abstract thinking is insufficient to understand that there's a difference.

>Neet energy
>precious

You've sat here for the past two hours in the last thread circlejerking. Yeah. Precious spending.

Talk, talk, talk, all this talk about action but nothing.

I really don't think either of them will ever understand.

I can't lose in this scenario though. Either he gets it, and I've educated the savage, or he doesn't and I get to feel smarter than him. Whichever outcome occurs, I feel good about myself for the relatively low investment of time I'd spend shitposting anyway

k

Those aren't words of actual understanding.

There is nothing to take action about.
Waiting will spawn its own reward.
Take a look at the rat experiment.

You bore me.

So you're just going to sit back and take it.
You're a degenerate. Get fucking schooled.

>wow I have nothing valid to say anymore
>might as well resort to ad hominem for the nth time today

Hey, ~I~ still had stuff to say nibbles but you went with "k" which isn't exactly a great prompt.

But you've lost and proved that you deserve nothing more.

I dont care

Told you he's a degenerate, learning has not occured.

Man, I thought I said that for a second.
Shut up already and shove things up your ass, faggot.

If you live in glass houses...

I didn't expect it to.

My fingers have been in my ass for twenty minutes, but no, I'm not shutting up.

Then why do you humor him? Seems like he'd be better off rotting and alone.

I'm a chatterbox. Talking is my thing. He's better than nothing.

k

If you say so, at least it so clearly reduces the capacity for circlejerking. Thank you for being pleasant company.

Have an ass.

How do you define circlejerking? Because I'm just here for spirited conversation and I've been accused of the good ol' spheresturbation for the last 4 years.

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What those two have been doing for the past two hours, it serves as a decent enough example. Funny to watch almost coherent type degrade into jibberish.

I think what you're referring to is small talk.

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Specifically what they ended up doing at the end of last thread. I should have clarified.

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Yes that was rather vacuous wasn't it? It's only a step or two above absolute silence.

The latter is preferable when the cause is to garner attention so desperately wanted.

No it's not. The POTENTIAL for discourse doesn't even exist in silence.

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I recognize the difference between us, I prefer to be with my thoughts if there's nothing meaningful to talk about, and I recognize I'm not the greatest at creating context if I'm not particularly interested.

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Now I've just about been through all my thoughts already and I won't be shy, they're magnificent thoughts, but absent an audience and challenger one's thinking is doomed to be masturbatory, and I don't come here to masturbate. It is a social medium after all.

I come for both, to be fair, and one of my favorite things to do here is to tease others into explaining their choices of taste. And to tease them into masturbation.

>that M45 though

That must explain the salt.

Always struck me as preposterous that you'd come to a board described as random for pornography of your tastes when it's available in curated forms elsewhere. The second part of that is still social though.

>Look for furry porn
>All you find is MLP bullshit
Thanks E621

-mlp

Passive aggression, lol

I do it for the social aspect as well, but in that case I have something to talk about specifically. And I've met a few folks from other threads that have proven to be quite wondrous people, so I come back.

put -mlp in the search category.

In any case masturbation is by its nature a shallow experience, and of course solitary to boot so all else being equal I put extremely little value on pursuing it in a medium that has far more potential.

how the fuck did my dog open a closed door to come whine at me

Shallow but still better than nothing as physical contact does not come easy in my location and won't for some time, so it suffices.
Give him keesus.

Sex being an impossibility in this modality, I wasn't considering that. Talking just about the threads here.

She is getting petted into submission.

neat

That's why I dont masturbate.

Sorry, her.

And yes, I realize it doesn't make a lot of sense. Never said I was particularly intellectual. Working for twelve hours a day generally leaves me more apt towards short term reward. Can't spend all day talking.

Never thought to check the faq for as long as you've been there?

Eating, too, is shallow, but it's something of a necessity. It is a thing to get over with such that matters of greater importance can be prioritized.

I will admit that I lead a life of leisure, but even at my busiest I abhor a vacuum. If I am conscious and socializing in any extent, exhaustion or not, I require content, meaning.

No, I typically leave as quickly as possible.

Masturbation =/ Eating

Failing to do one will kill you. The other just makes you unhealthy. Both in excess are bad.

I guess im unhealthy, but then again I drink.

Hardly makes sense for an answer, it'd take you a fraction of the time searching for what you want if you'd taken the minute to find how to filter out content.

Regardless, I were not striving to create an absence, in relation to these threads. It would have just been better to let it die off and to have a new one created. Not like this place is my sole source of socializing.

Always unhealthy from a physiological standpoint, but man, humans developed alongside alcohol. I think it's innate to our civilization.

I'd rather no thread than a boring thread as well.

Waste of my time.

And I find circle-jerking utterly boring. That's all I was really trying to say.

You waste more of your time scrolling through mlp images than you do not having to.

Silent porn is an infinity worse, these men existing alongside each other wordlessly consuming filth. Abominable.

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Well, there was noise, it was just a garbled, incoherent mess

Kind of like gurgling..

Gross. Goodbye.

I know

I rather do more work being lazy then do less work doing work.

Bye. Use David some more.

That's not how it works. He really was being truthful when he said you were inefficient. You could not see a means to justify reaching an end result more quickly? And you talk about wasting time?

There's a lack of intellectual ability there..

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Go be a retarded furry somewhere else

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I rather use my time wasting time rather than wasting my time.
Im not explaining these things, its a waste of my time.

You're wasting your time attempting to explain it and saying you aren't. Pitiful. Even worse, what you're saying is a jumbled mess. Who taught you to use the English Language? Clearly you've forgotten.

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k

Stay degenerate, k

potkettle

sportsball

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Fuck you