How fucked am I Sup Forums

How fucked am I Sup Forums

Not at all probably, with that tiny thing.

Yeah shits lame af Sup Forums well I'm not hard when it's hard it's like 5 1/2 something like that.. Still pretty trash tho..

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Bump

Yo manscape that bush. Specially with your predicament

Does it.. does it get bigger?

I'm soft in the pic bruh should I post a harp pic?

Trim the bush and get that fuck ugly thing cut.

Too old for that now bruh

NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO !

Yeah it's a pretty lame cock.. I guess that's my destiny

OP here delivering on harp pic

None at all.

Clearly.

gtfo. damn jews

Blubber/10

Bumping with another softy

>wanting him to enjoy sex even less
kill yourself kike

At least shave that hair...

Shave that. Any erect pic?

I'm about to take a hard pic give me a sec

Semi hard

Overweight, small ugly dick, dyslexia, likely low test. Jeez OP, I dont much envy you. Didn't get dealt the best of hands but fear not, there's hope.
If you look halfway decent in panties you might have a shot with CD fans. Lets see that ass since your cock looks pretty useless.

Still interested? I took some more pics

Op delivering

another one

Pull back foreskin

Did mate did you more more? I'm soft again so it's back to before preteen status :/

I was thinking I'm about 5 1/2 hard so maybe I'm not that bad? I mean damn this thing has set me back like you wouldn't imagine

dat ass?

Don't got much of an ass Sup Forumsro I'm not anything special I'm 6 foot 3 and have a small cock.. A very misleading size 13 foot too

You don't got much of a dick eithe Sup Forumsror, hasn't stopped you yet. Lets see.

it's ok OP. Most men are growers and not showwers anyway. I'm guessing that if it gets to at least twice that size when erect, you'll scrape 5 and a half inches, which is the average.

>either Sup Forumsro
fix'd

Similar to mine when soft. Average when hard though.

Jo?? Is that you???

honestly its smaller than average Sup Forumsro but its managable.

Definitely manscape, a trim can go a long way in making your penis look nicer and larger.

Yeah when hard I'm rocking a 5 and a half maybe a bit more sometimes which is weird

Yeah sucks I mean whatever it's not like we can change it but man having a big dick is alpha af

Nah sorry Sup Forumsro

Op here yeah I'll hit nightclubs and weekends trying to smash local sluts and its seemed to have worked out since having a steady GF has always been and issue but most of these sluts are either too drunk or simply don't care so I haven't gotten too much guff about it

Very true

Any stories of chicks giving you a hard time? Too be completely honest I've been with a couple of chicks and none seem to cares it's always dudes who like to talk shit like when I was at summer amp here in Arizona some dude saw my duck and clowned me all summer told everyone and made it a big deal.. Been nervous about it ever since

oh, well what are you so afraid of? Your willy is actually perfectly normal if that's the case. anything more than5.5 inch is above average anyway.

Also just another thing. Girls actually don't care about size as much as we think they do.

Sorry bad spelling, I got this Samsung and too switch form an apple to a galaxy's keyboard is trash

>Not at all probably
because too fat.

Yeah like I've said I've never really had a chick say anything it's mostly guys which is kinda strange haha maybe it's a alpha male thing?

Not really ever be hassled about it. Current gf enjoys teasing it a bit which is actually kinda hot. Grows thankfully. :)

I'd say you're pretty fucked mate

>maybe it's a alpha male thing?

definitely. When all you have going for you is the size of one of your organs, you're going to brag about it aren't you? Anyone that boasts a huge dick is actually probably quite insecure.

start by trimming those hairs OP
keep at about a cm or half a cm. when you got a small dick it makes em look bigger

OP here yeah I guess I was destined with a small pecker Holmes

Holmes?
and see

You're used to watch porn with all those manlets and chicks so you think your dick should look bigger.

Op here True I mean I'm a pretty well adjusted guy with my own house and car and I'm 29 I guess meeting someone and getting serious is the main thing

>Anyone that boasts a huge dick is actually probably quite insecure.
Sour grapes?

Op Cool I haven't had sex or been out lately I work for the city here in Arizona so I've been busy

There's always a way out of that hell guys, you can always take your rightful place in life and serve real men

Op Cool I usually don't trim ever but maybe I should make it a ritual..

Out of four women (all dumped me after seeing the micro) one of them just laughed and left but the rest seemed to be more in a shcok state than find it humorous. But yeah, 30 year old virgin with a micropenis here, what can you do =)

Op here, Maybe.. I mean most sluts say 7 plus inches are average 0.o

girls don't like bush anyway. just normal hair good but shaved is terrible too. just keep it nice and trim as in my first picor pic related
try it and see how ya feel

OP here I feel you bro I'm almost 30 but I've had the pleasure of smashing a few drunk sluts are the club a few times I'd say give it a shot

Then stop hanging around sluts fuckwit.

I've never met or heard of someone that brags about anything that isn't actually insecure about that exact thing.

Trump brags about how rich he is, but when he got roasted on comedy central, he specifically told the roasters to NOT talk about his real money problems. Then his fat ass got on stage and talked about how "rich" he is.

Thanks for the tip. Should I just go at it with a sicors or use clippers

neither dude wtf, use a trimmer. you don't have electrical shaving equipment?

Op hereCan't help it mate most of them put out regardless

>TL;DR: another delusional thread

while a small percent of female (the sluttiest) just expects to be plowed like niggers, the majority asks for other "services" (quality time), including but not limited to:

- romantic atmosphere
- smile time (like, e.g., cinema)
- quality foreplay (absolutely a must)
- cuddling time (and hugging as well)
- relaxing atmosphere (like shopping)
- kissing (not only "passionate" kisses)
- anything that makes good memories
- both serious and nonsense talking while all of the above

When all of the above is widely OK, then having a three or four-incher instead of a raging nine-incher won't make any difference.

Only a beastie-woman (a "nigger inside" one) would be satisfied by a guy whose only target is sticking his penis-tongue-digits inside her holes.

Most guys wrongly assume that the above stuff is just an optional side-dish to prepare her holes, and wrongly assume that a woman just requires some hole filling.

Ye I havent given up completely yet but I don't really make an effort about it anymore. Whaeva

Op here nah I have long hair but I'll look into it

I us salt go for drunk chubby or lose loud chicks you see I'm actually pretty tall and clean cut so they see my tall frame and big shoe size and think I'm packing but either way they usually just let me have sex and we go on are way

it's not that expensive and you have use it for all body hair and facial hair. don't be Hagrid, fam, usually girls don't dig that. but that might just be the group that I usually "target"

Op here yeah fuck trump but that does seem to be a possibility

Just use a razor, I use it even for my balls, never had a scratch if you just stretch the skin enough

I get all my hair and face done at the barbers and yeah I have a shaver I hate facial hair so I'm always smooth

That's what I use mainly for my face and what not I hate facial hair maybe I should start losing the ball hair

shaving the balls is fine, saving the pubes above and on your dick is gonna fuck you up.
- it looks stupid
- it's gonna itch like crazy
- you basically have small sharp spears on the base of your dick when you pound someone. no bueno.

good to hear, now do the same to you dick region. it'll look better, trust me

I just recently trimmed my hair down and I'm always clean shaved I always tie my hair up and make it look decent trust fam apperiance wise when I'm out I look normal I just don't shave the cock and that's bad apparently haha

I'll keep that in mind when I go out I'll buy all the proper cleaner ect. Thanks Sup Forumsro

no it's not, you should NEVER shave your cock unless you have crabs or some shit. trim it. don't remove the hair it will fuck you up, see

So just a trim then?

yup, to about a cm or half a cm. see my previous pics, it's what is largely preferred by girls/women

Cool like I said I never really heard any complaints from the ladies but I'll give it a shot