You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerishit

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerishit

> My country doesn't lose wars to third world shitholes like Vietnam and Iraq

i see 1 nigger per year maybe on the streets

I weigh 85 KG and I'm 186CM tall.
Fuck y'all imperial bullshit

i can jog

i have unmutilated cock. fuck your jew-cocks

Nobody in our country has over 25% bodyfat

I need to know where you are from user

And i dont eat happy meals for breakfast

I know metric system

the only reason we were there was to clean up the mess france made. as usual.

>Owning guns are illegal for civilians. School shootings ain't a thing.

We are smart enough to employ the metric system

I read news from other countries

We have Kangaroo's fam.

>Our country didn't develop a phobia for an entire major religion and ethnicity after a minor extremist group we had initially funded got out of control and bombed a tower.

I have healthcare that pays from taxes

Я доказал?

I eat irish potatoes, greek yogurt and french fries.

Obviously not American lmao

Cuck Prime Minister

>guaranteed replies

I speak three languages, i can point out countries on a map and i use the metric system.

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The Catholic Church has an influence on our government.

Oh yeah where is belize?

i'm not fat

A small country in the caribbean

31/05/16

i'm not autism

>4 candles = jew shit
?
my country can destroy 4 countries in 6 day

Earth is not the center of the universe.
The sun is a star.
América is a continent not a country.

Which is? Is it an island nation?

I didn't know donald trump used Sup Forums

i love 9/11 its the best holiday

No, it´s a central american country next to Guatemala.

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How much of the internet did you use to answer?

To be this mad

this

menorah has 7 candles kek
>muh same shit
well in that case, all americans are fat and heat hotdogs. oh, a vegan? same shit.

Do euros not heat hotdogs?

I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.

I don't own a gun.

Where is burma?

Being this 'murican
>Muh freedoms

>implying the moon myth is real

I only poop on designated shitting streets.

In asia, bordering Thailand, also known as myanmar.

Has budhist monks killing muslims

Oh another nignog pishposh country. That can't decide if your a spic or monkey

I don't care about a gorilla that was shot to save a child

What country was refered to as french Polynesia?

American here. Near perfect BMI(24 even tho that shits rigged). Don't eat fast food. Have job. Own home. Several guns. Never shot anyone. Freedom of speech. Freedom of press. No Muslims in my area. Because of the state I live in I'm free to pretty much live how I see fit and don't have to worry about nanny govt getting in my shit. Great healthcare that I provided for my family because I'm not poor. Nationalism isn't frowned upon because we don't have Merle's cucking our shit right up. Come on here on break and see europoors try to justify their existence by ragging on Americans. Have fun with that sharia law friends. Also don't forget to start brushing your teeth soon. And how's that comedian doing that called ergodan a goat fucker? They ship him to turkey or where the fuck ever because no freedom of speech/press?

yup

The prison population in my country is measured with 5 digits rather than 7

Merkel*. Not Merle's.

Centimeters, meters, liters...shall I continue?

Our country is full of UN cucks who let in illegal sandniggers and didn't expect anything to go wrong.

And your countrys population is measured the same way

Well yeah, this IS Australia we're talking about

i don't require modified corn starch to eat

as a 'merifat myself i would much prefer the metric system

I am a 6'1 260lb red blooded fucking American. THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!! We love guns, hell I have like 20 and always carry. I drive a 4x4 Ford truck AND an AWD Audi while building a beautiful 69 Chevy Camaro in my garage. I eat biscuits and sausage gravy with bacon and more sausage for breakfast, then I fuck my white 200lb wife preparing for my 5th hillbilly ass backwoods redneck child. Then I drink Busch beer all fucking day long while I go hunting with my buddies shootin coons and boar. After that I'll spend the evening throwing chicken, steak, hot dogs, and greasy thick cheeseburgers on the grill while drinking more Busch and hoping that Kyle Busch kicks everybody else's ass in NASCAR. You all motherfuckers are just pissed off that you live in your third world countries fucking your goats and shit. You're all just mad we kick all your asses in war, ain't none of you got what it takes to be a true American. Trump will be the president and he'll drop nukes on all your asses. Fuck your meters, fuck your kgs and cms. MERICA! MERICA! MERICA! MERICA! MERICA! Bleed RED WHITE AND MOTHER FUCKING BLUE TOWEL NIGGERS!!!

You eurofags must really h8 us? How are those fugees workin out for ya m80?

My country, 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
Of thee I sing;
Land where my fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims' pride,
From ev'ry mountainside
Let freedom ring!
2
My native country, thee,
Land of the noble free,
Thy name I love;
I love thy rocks and rills,
Thy woods and templed hills;
My heart with rapture thrills,
Like that above.

3
Let music swell the breeze,
And ring from all the trees
Sweet freedom's song;
Let mortal tongues awake;
Let all that breathe partake;
Let rocks their silence break,
The sound prolong.

4
Our fathers' God to Thee,
Author of liberty,
To Thee we sing.
Long may our land be bright,
With freedom's holy light,
Protect us by Thy might,
Great God our King.

Norway. There you go

Bunch of Islands in the sea east of australia

Im not fat

So you agree that a country with a larger population will more than likely have a larger prison population than a smaller country?

>america literally is run by jews

But sure thing pal

tahiti

I can own guns... oh wait. Shit.

normal americans hate these americans.

i wear 44 number shoes

I needed to got to the clinic for stitches and didn't have to re mortgage my home.

You have 44 feet?

This. American scientists are so fucking bigoted and retarded I can't even

Fucking checked. And true. Pic related

You clearly dont understand the usa healthcare system

Still better than a nigger in office

I make more than 200k a year and am not poor. Oh shit. Wait.

>being an americuck

kek

Europe is sandnigger heaven.

I don't pay more than 40% in taxes. Oh shit. Wait.

I cook my own food

You the gun guy too? Hot damn it's great to live in the land of opportunity.

I'm From muthafukin Russia
[spoiler]be amershit much better. Enjoy it , STUPID americans[/spoiler]

No, it just cried until the americafats bail you out.

I dont you libcuck faggot. I love that red blooded faggot Go to canuckland and feelthebern of socialsim up there.

I can post pictures of my butter knives on Facebook and not have my door kicked in and be shipped off to the gulag. Oh shit. Wait.

Disgusting antisemitic piece of shit. Enjoy your fugees.

Shoop said UK originally

>We don't have a military
>We are all cucks
>We all have shitty teeth
>We suckle America's cock as it's our strong arm
>Europe

sure it did americuck

I don't let illegal towelheads into my country, have money, and don't hold national conferences about feminism in entertainment. Oh shit wait.

>being this butthurt

you haven't been to the moon for years you fool

and what did you bring back of use? fucking rocks, and you have enough of them in your head

people from europe all live in tiny old moldy ass houses.. who do u guys think youre kidding that shits just gonna get moldier every year good luck with your mold aids europe poor ass jealous weirdo fucks

Don't worry user, they will all die one day childless and alone.

>sucking american cock this hard
Kick us out of your country if you hate us so much

I'm skinny

>Also don't forget to start brushing your teeth soon

not realising US has pretty average to poor dental hygiene

I can say and do whatever the fuck I want. I can own guns because I was born with the right. I can own a business without the government taking half of my profits. Oh shit. Wait.

There's not a knife attack every 4 seconds because guns were not banned and people are allowed to defend themselves against violence. Oh shit. Wait.