You know the deal

You know the deal

Shameless self bumb

I'm actually pretty lonely. Not in a physical way, but emotionally, I guess. I've really missed having someone to talk to, so it's good to get back into it, haha.

I guess extroverts like me need that kind of stuff, haha.

I'm thinking I might watch updog later tonight.

Yeah I just ripped a nice stinky fart too. You should come over

Rollando

Yeah the flash is hot, will be keeping my hand busy if you know what i mean ;)

Rollerino

Totally random memory: When I was 5 I was walking around town looking at other people. Suddenly it hit me, all of these people are walking around just like me. They are watching the word through their eyes, just like I was.

What I'm getting at is that I have been self aware for a long time now, and I feel like that edges out the competition in terms of courting you.

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Beta faggot confirmed

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That hole gorilla thing that happend at the zoo was soo sad

I'm gonna put peanutbutter on my dick and have the dog lick it off... care to join him?

RoII

Rolls

Do you ever feel like you don't really belong?

rerolling

Shut up and show me dat ass

rollin

I can't believe the underwhelming financial state of Egypt currently

Once when I was 5, my dad dressed up as the flash and molested me.

This one

So you tryna get that farter fingered?

Gay Winrar

rerolling again

Winrar

Winrar

Yeah but hey, I'm going to masturbate to you. Can you plz send me a more revealing picture? Thanks babe

What are you doing this weekend?

I was thinking of letting loose a bit at mine.

I've gotten my hands on some MDMA. You interested?

Kek

Fuckin one shot

Another one

Sorry, that message was supposed to be for somebody else.

I'm crying

rerolling one more time

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before we get into anything serious i feel you should know im damaged goods, my dad molested me as a child and when he did it he dressed up as the flash, ever since ive only been able to get off whilst watching it. now ive got that off my chest, fancy watching a movie some time?

Winwar

I have too many thoughts racing through my head. Ignore me.

Hey baby could I interest you in some FUCK!?

i once pissed on a turtle and its tearing me apart

Extremely disappointed as there's been no flashing yet. Wanna come over and we can put that right?

Had to put my dog down last week. She struggled so much but eventually she gave in to my strength

I'm sorry. I just get a bit nervous talking to cute girls, haha. It's actually really embarrassing, because they think I'm just talking shit, but I'm not.

What are you up to?

Rolling around

I want to ruthlessly fuck you like an animal

cringe af

When OP doesn't deliver

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Since I'm watching the flash, how about you give me some flash? If you know what I mean ;)
(your boobies)

There's 20 letters in the alphabet right?
> no der
Oh I forgot the U R A QT
> eerrr derr still only 25
U get that D later hoe

Do it nerd, works all the time

Trips.

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I really want to help those poor aid niggers in africa

WINRAR

do it for the trips

Ayyyyyy

trips = winrar

drop the (your boobies) part and it's perfect

Delivrar op, u cheecky cunt

well, here ya go

OP needs to lurk more and quit being a puss. You only do this with bitches you don't like.

agree

>this

Let me shove a hamster up your ass

Its ok, she might be mentally retarded

Amber, that's a really beautiful name.

You know how the mosquitoes in Jurassic Park get stuck in the amber tree sap?

Well, I want my dick to be caught in you. You're like the tree sap, and I'm the mosquito. Your name is the park that links it together, haha.

This would work a lot better in person. Did you want to meet up soon?

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If dubs,' my uncle and dad once dressed me up in grandma's clothes and molested me in turns'

OP is fag, no delivery

So fucking close!
Roll anyway

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You wanna come over and peg me?

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are you a faggot? because it sounds like it

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waste of a dubs

get trolld xD

rollerino

I'm wanking pretty hard to your display pic

rollerino

Waste of dubs

roll em

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if OP gets laid because of this then that basically means we got laid through proxy so this

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lmao "peg"
This

Trips overrule the dubs

waste of a dubs

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>oh I'm not a virgin
>Sees noodz on Sup Forums
>Yesss! I just got laid mom

This

nice to see summer fags falling for obvious bait