You know the deal
You know the deal
Shameless self bumb
I'm actually pretty lonely. Not in a physical way, but emotionally, I guess. I've really missed having someone to talk to, so it's good to get back into it, haha.
I guess extroverts like me need that kind of stuff, haha.
I'm thinking I might watch updog later tonight.
Yeah I just ripped a nice stinky fart too. You should come over
Rollando
Yeah the flash is hot, will be keeping my hand busy if you know what i mean ;)
Rollerino
Totally random memory: When I was 5 I was walking around town looking at other people. Suddenly it hit me, all of these people are walking around just like me. They are watching the word through their eyes, just like I was.
What I'm getting at is that I have been self aware for a long time now, and I feel like that edges out the competition in terms of courting you.
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Beta faggot confirmed
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That hole gorilla thing that happend at the zoo was soo sad
I'm gonna put peanutbutter on my dick and have the dog lick it off... care to join him?
RoII
Rolls
Do you ever feel like you don't really belong?
rerolling
Shut up and show me dat ass
rollin
I can't believe the underwhelming financial state of Egypt currently
Once when I was 5, my dad dressed up as the flash and molested me.
This one
So you tryna get that farter fingered?
Gay Winrar
rerolling again
Winrar
Winrar
Yeah but hey, I'm going to masturbate to you. Can you plz send me a more revealing picture? Thanks babe
What are you doing this weekend?
I was thinking of letting loose a bit at mine.
I've gotten my hands on some MDMA. You interested?
Kek
Fuckin one shot
Another one
Sorry, that message was supposed to be for somebody else.
I'm crying
rerolling one more time
rerollllllll
before we get into anything serious i feel you should know im damaged goods, my dad molested me as a child and when he did it he dressed up as the flash, ever since ive only been able to get off whilst watching it. now ive got that off my chest, fancy watching a movie some time?
Winwar
I have too many thoughts racing through my head. Ignore me.
Hey baby could I interest you in some FUCK!?
i once pissed on a turtle and its tearing me apart
Extremely disappointed as there's been no flashing yet. Wanna come over and we can put that right?
Had to put my dog down last week. She struggled so much but eventually she gave in to my strength
I'm sorry. I just get a bit nervous talking to cute girls, haha. It's actually really embarrassing, because they think I'm just talking shit, but I'm not.
What are you up to?
Rolling around
I want to ruthlessly fuck you like an animal
cringe af
When OP doesn't deliver
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Since I'm watching the flash, how about you give me some flash? If you know what I mean ;)
(your boobies)
There's 20 letters in the alphabet right?
> no der
Oh I forgot the U R A QT
> eerrr derr still only 25
U get that D later hoe
Do it nerd, works all the time
Trips.
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I really want to help those poor aid niggers in africa
WINRAR
do it for the trips
Ayyyyyy
trips = winrar
drop the (your boobies) part and it's perfect
Delivrar op, u cheecky cunt
well, here ya go
OP needs to lurk more and quit being a puss. You only do this with bitches you don't like.
agree
>this
Let me shove a hamster up your ass
Its ok, she might be mentally retarded
Amber, that's a really beautiful name.
You know how the mosquitoes in Jurassic Park get stuck in the amber tree sap?
Well, I want my dick to be caught in you. You're like the tree sap, and I'm the mosquito. Your name is the park that links it together, haha.
This would work a lot better in person. Did you want to meet up soon?
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If dubs,' my uncle and dad once dressed me up in grandma's clothes and molested me in turns'
OP is fag, no delivery
So fucking close!
Roll anyway
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You wanna come over and peg me?
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are you a faggot? because it sounds like it
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waste of a dubs
get trolld xD
rollerino
I'm wanking pretty hard to your display pic
rollerino
Waste of dubs
roll em
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if OP gets laid because of this then that basically means we got laid through proxy so this
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lmao "peg"
This
Trips overrule the dubs
waste of a dubs
rolling
>oh I'm not a virgin
>Sees noodz on Sup Forums
>Yesss! I just got laid mom
This
nice to see summer fags falling for obvious bait