Female here. what's the most hurtful way of breaking up with a guy...

female here. what's the most hurtful way of breaking up with a guy? i found a new boyfriend who's actually exciting and I want to get rid of my current one. he's too nice and boring.

Drive your car off a bridge, that will get rid of him you cheating cunt

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Kill yourself.
Also, not a grill.

Get AIDS. Then you can tell your boyfriend "Haha I have AIDS!" and he'll be afraid he got it from you. The bonus of course being that you actually have AIDS.

You could get off my internet, unless you show some tits with a time stamp. Otherwise you can just go right ahead and die.

falling this easily

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say it straight in his face you fucking peace of shit

send her a picture of sucking the other guys cock

i meant send him

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Why would you want to hurt the poor guy just because he's boring?

Tell him he's too nice and boring. It will help him in the long run.

Welcome to Sup Forums newfriend

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tits or gtfo

Nothing fills me with rage more than shit like this, anyone know the feeling?

I just want to fucking cut her everywhere until she suffers like the bitch she is

Newfag, we don't treat people kindly here on Sup Forums

shit on his head after eating burrito, m8.
disgusting and hurtful :^ )

yeah yeah, do that... but make sure he knows its you by leaving your face in the picture

Your tears turn me of faggot

Okay bro continue your cuck fantasies

Thanks for the suggestions. I like some of them.

I'm thinking of a breakup method where my nice and boring boyfriend will be so hurt, he'll cry for 10 minutes, and then kill himself in front of me, so I can watch and record the whole thing. I think it'd be fun

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Fucking kill yourself. He'll be miserable that you took your own life and probably join you, you rotten cunt.

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Reported for absolute faggotory.

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Welcome to Sup Forums newfriend

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Pretty high quality bait OP, people are falling for it.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

TITS OR GTFO

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Its chemo to remove this cancerous bait thread

As if the bait wasn't obvious enough.

You could get in a fight, erase him from your memory, then hook up with him again after he erases his memory because you both forgot

is it possible for bait to be this shit?

Everybody post Signfield

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I actually know a girl who would do this.

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Now there's something worth watching

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Yeah it's fun. I've done it to my 2 previous ex boyfriends. It's kinda like my hobby. In fact I have a video of one of them crying and then killing himself because he's so hurt. You could hear me giggling while recording it.

I tried uploading the video a few minutes ago but it won't upload. Some kind of error. How do I upload videos to this site?

What would she do? I'm out with my nice and boring boyfriend right now. Here's a pic for proof. He's paying for my dinner and he doesn't know I'm asking you guys how to hurt him. Shhh..

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nice b8, m8

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this is now a cringe thread.. shitty b8 m8

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you could cut off his dick and then push him off a bridge.

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google search Isabelle Cornish, fap, and thank me later

Abandon thread everybody, get off the sinking ship

rol1

>fuck the other guy
>plenty of pics
>videos too
>audio go full blown porn star for it
> creampie every time
>pics of that too
>go to old boys home
> save on computer in obvious file.


He'll be dead in a week. Either by an hero or masturbation.

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who is this ? kinda looks like my waifu

who is this ? kinda looks like my waifu

Alycia Debnam-Carey

also checked

Have sex with his dad.

>2016
>not watching Fear The Walking Dead

>what's the most hurtful way of breaking up with a guy
Chopping his hands off and letting him bleed to death, would be very hurtful.

after the new bf has fucked you have the new bf fuck the old bf in the ass using your slut juice as lube while you pee on him

Everything is boring for woman.Then they just get old and cant chose anymore.

Plot twist: The nice guy is already fucking the new, exciting guy.

Great suggestions! Appreciate it. Although it sounds like you're trolling me? But if you're not, here's your reward, a pic of me drinking coconut juice.

have old bf dressed in something frilly and pink give new bf a blowjob without an orgasm to prepare him to fuck you then while he is fucking you have the old bf lie underneath you so any dripping lands on his face then after new bf orgasms kegel the cum onto old bfs face then have old bf clean new bfs cock then have him have to sleep in your dirty laundry hamper for the night so he can listen to you fuck all night

he should be bound so no touching

and he will want to well at least i did

fuck off Isabelle

You have to hurt him because he's nice?
Girl, you've got issues.

Not sure if you're serious or not. Here's a skull for you. It belonged to my ex-boyfriend. I keep it as a trophy of my previous achievement. Ignore the color, I painted it with some artwork design.

Because it's fun