How many of you guys like a girl you can't have?
Inb4 everyone
How many of you guys like a girl you can't have?
James Jenkins
Lincoln Carter
It feels good being asexual
Austin Young
Somehow I feel like you're hiding something user.
Leo Brooks
You're right. I struggle with dyslexia. Thanks for bringing that up.
Parker Martin
Thats why i fuck other that i can have
Logan Morgan
But not the one that you want?
Ryder Brooks
Im gay.
Its a shame my platonic female friend doesnt have a penis at the very least.
Gabriel Sullivan
Treat her like you don't give a fuck about her. She will come to you anons. Being a nice guy never works.
Aiden Hernandez
Hey I'm here to help.
Thomas Sanders
>I can't get pussy
Jackson Allen
As that may be true it's kind of hard when she's hours away now with a boyfriend.
Robert Bennett
Buy her a strap on today and have a crazy night my friend.
Andrew Adams
Great stuff. I'm very proud of you.
Jack Barnes
He can with his hand.
Tyler Peterson
feeling the pain
Easton Campbell
Holy shit user that's harsh.
Also nice dubs.
Samuel Thompson
Then fuck that bitch user. There are many women out there don't let one get you down. Trust me man she is not original or unique.
Parker Jones
What's pussy to somebody asexual? I see it more as a blessing than a curse.
Asher White
Yeah I know.. I just like thinking that one day there will be something that'll happen between us.
I don't need her, I want her.
Gabriel Johnson
What a fucking boring life you must live.
Daniel Taylor
Hey man just go out to the bar and purge these feeling with random whores.
Dylan Brown
Will do. Thanks user.
Ethan Turner
No problem Sup Forumsro
Oliver Anderson
Working 40 hours a day to bust my ass
Make just enough money to get by
Spending more time on chasing tail than productivity
Ask a girl out on a date
Spending tons of money on her
Maybe more than you can afford
Listening to her talk
"Jesus she's boring, but she's cute"
Faking laughter
Spend some more money on her
Go back to the pad and fuck
Wake up the next morning
She's still there
Still being boring
"Oh god is she gonna stick around?"
5 years later
"She's such a fucking bitch. Fuck her"
Married
"Why the fuck did I get married? She's such a bitch"
"FUCK YOU WHORE"
Divorce
She's fucking a big black dick now
Jealousy
Alimony
Self-doubt
Gun in hand
Suicide note
"Brooks was here"
You're right you won in life.