When my girlfriend sends me stupid shit like this I honestly just want to break up with her
Fuck off with those snapchat filters you cunt
>be her
>be a virgin
>be a nerd
>piss off your boyfriend
>don't do the sex
>be a DC and Marvel fan or whatever they're called
I mean
She likes warhammer for fuck sake
I don't care, I fucked a hot waitress like two weeks ago anyway, I could probably get with her and leave my dumb ass gf
Haha high five Sup Forumsros
Your fantasies are leaking.
>haha high five Sup Forumsros
I feel you bro
Do her and the rest of us a favor and kill yourself op
Why doesn't she want to put out? Is she trying to impress people by keeping her body 'sacred'?
(OP HERE)
Dubs gets to decide how I break up with her on snapchat
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Give me her snapchat and I'll mess with her when I get home.
kill it with fire dude
I'll give it to you when I break up with her
>Haha high five Sup Forumsros
How can you be this autistic
get nudes faggot
with a flamethrower
firstly, ask for nudes, demand them, or demand to fuck, if not, say she is selfish, and she should fuck off
Underrated post
She won't fuck me bro
I've tried countless times
she was abused as a child OP how could you not figure that out?
get your girlfriend to shoot you in the back of the head you fucking autist
Same fag
Have you tried alcohol or anything to get loosy goosy?
Demand nudes then , if not tell dumo her on the spot.
and you're with her why? you're a fucking tool trying to impress nobodies on Sup Forums
why don't you do the world a double favor, and take her into a car, then drive into oncoming traffic
Dont brake up with her, you will regrett it.
It ist only neccesary to break up if you dont feel anyting !
If you are mad , that means you still have feelings for her.
The opposite of love is not hatriot, it is indifference or apathy.
If i ever had a daughter who put all that shit in her face I'd knock her into next week.
Tell her you sent a sample of her DNA for testing. Today it came back revealing she has 0.0001% Jewish DNA so you would dishonor your ancestors by having her as your girlfriend.
Shouldn't matter anymore. It's in the past, and she needs to grow up.
How old is she,??
How long have you been with her?
My last ex was a virgin, and the first month we just fooled around and I licked her and shit. It wasn't until the second month that we started having sex.
>hatriot
>hat riot
Same fag
Dude she obviously wants you to force her into it
Jesus Christ b
Looks like a bull
She was kinda
By her uncle
He used to make her touch him
He killed himself infront of her
But I didn't think that would effect our sex life?
only samefags call samefags samefags
samefag
I'm pretty sure that would op
>Inb4 TF2.
HAT RIOT!
15, I'm 20 next month
Two weeks and 4 days
Whow, thats deep. R u quoteing gandi or shakespeer or was thatt Alli?
i got bad news for you OP
your girlfriend is both fat and a YIFF
dont encourage this piece of human garbage go validate your pubescent ego somewhere else
>don't do the sex
Why are you even with her?
Hope ya future wife cheats on to brah. HAHEHAHAHAHEKARMASABITCHJAHAHEHEKILLMEHSJSHS
>Rape is an option.
Rolling for this.
Hopefully those manly piercings are filters too, right?
Also, she's underage and by this post you are very, very underage, or at least mentally.
Show her some BBC and post reaction
Yiff?
13
Ask for nudes ...if no nudes onspot dumpage...bambam and screenshot post the ensuing drama
kys
>Haha high five Sup Forumsros
Don't touch me you filth
But Warhammer is the best m8, keep her
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abort thread
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Hahahahhaa dubbbbbssssss DELIVER OP
>wants to post pics of his gf/girl he wants to fuck
>needs some bait backstory for replies
>mfw
She's 15 and I'm 20 next week
Is it a red flag that sometimes she dreams about just sleeping with other men?
I demand to see more leg.
Request her some more revealing pictures
Wow.
Okay yeah fuck you OP. You don't just expect a woman to GIVE herself to you within 2 weeks of knowing you.
The only yiff I know means sex between furries or some shit like that
Just stop being a fag and go get nudes . Its what we are all waiting for
>15, I'm 20 next month
Maybe make airplane noises with your dick out you sick fuck, and plz get new gf that's developed
He's trying to get the Chris Hanson guy in here
If she won't fuck you it's because you suck at getting her in the mood. That, my friend, is beta as fuck.
This....deliver you cuck
Actually you do.
Unless you meet women that don't know what they want and try to convince them
> White Knight detected
ok guyse confirmed troll.
get her friend's snapchat and send dick pics until she finds out and dumps you
OP ruined it by saying she's 15.
You understand that it's statutory rape if you two have sex right?
You should save yourself some time and just register as a sex offender now.
Did you atleast finger her or something?
chris as in moot? didnt he leave the internet
Hmmmm.... How about flooding her with the worst you can find on Sup Forums and THEN breaking up?
Oh we got dubs...rawwl
Explain? 15 years is legal in many places and he's not even getting any pussy lol
Wat
Reminder it's not rape if she is asking for it
Tell her she looks like a pig. Because she looks like a pig.
I'd break up with her. Seems annoying as fuck.
Eh fuck this i rather go fap. Anyone got a good website? Mless is getting boring
ya u right
I kek'd way too hard
ANOTHER PEDO FUUUUCKING REEEEE
Zoo nation
do pigs even count as furries?
It's still statutory rape Even with consent shit head
Rawl
I asked her for nudes
Time to dump her
I actually had to sit and think what "hatriot" could be.
Jesus, I hate this place.
If you dont know what yiffing is you haven't lived am i right?
Rolling
Nothing wrong with warhammer you fucking normie.
Tell her you have a rape fetish
Rolling for this
moot is kill
Yes...That....Would?
Are you autistic?
Am I being trolled?
maybe she sends some if you say you bracke up with her