How do I keep a guy in the friendzone for a long time without him losing interest and then leaving me or becoming an...

How do I keep a guy in the friendzone for a long time without him losing interest and then leaving me or becoming an actual boyfriend?

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Show him your tits and ask if they look big, and after tell him hes a great friend. Itll drive him fucking nuts

Tell him that you will consent to mutual oral and masturbation only. Full intercourse is something you will only consent to with someone you feel romantically connected to, and you don't want the pitfalls of romance to threaten your friendship with him.

Show us your tits and ask if they look big, and after tell us we are great faggots. Itll drive us fucking nuts

gotta keep with a plan

find out what you need changed about him to make him perfect then make statements like i would date you but the whole (smoking anime porn beard) thing prevents me
then when he changes let him know you ended up dating someone else he just wasnt fast enough

then after you break up with that guy then do it again but with new task

Tell him you'll try to find him a girldfriend.

That works ALWAYS.

Lightly hint at becoming close. Then pull it back by saying you're glad that you two are friends. Maybe he won't rape you.

If you were a woman you will know.

Have you done this before? How did it go?

hmm

how about verification, cunt?

post tits

more for OP the cumslut that i'd love to degrade and rape

suck his dick

It has worked, showing tits then saying ur a good friend works wonders

If this is Tay, it's Alex just letting you know you're a fucking nigger, and to go fuck yourself.

Otherwise, just tell the guy you want to be friends unless he's gonna be a backup if your current relationship fails. In which case keep baiting the hook.

If you're friendzoning for fun, go kill yourself. He's obviously there because he wants to be more than just friends, and he's gonna lose interest over time.

>source:being there.

find a little boy, the targets 9 year old cousin preferably

fondle his preteen dick and sent the target the photos

fuck his dad and send pictures of it to his mom and him on group chat

ongoing for about 4 years now

lingerie pics, say you're just feeling yourself today, on snapchat or some shit, for another guy, but because you're friends you trust his judgement, drives ppl up the fucking wall lmao

not into black guys, sorry.

How many friendzoned guys do you have, by the way? Let's compare notes.

The reason I want to keep this one particular guy in the friendzone for as long as possible is because he's a nice guy and drives me around. He even drives me to my boyfriends place and he'd wait in the car.

blame him on your suicide note for raping you

and kill yourself

You don't. Or at least not a guy with some self-respect.

i've been that boy. this girl friendzoned me by taking me to buy her lingerie and modeling it for me, by saying things like "it's a shame my boyfriend won't let me see you naked, i want you to see how hot i look". i'd drive her to dates (i wouldn't wait in the car, though, she'd go home with him); she even let me go down on her once but didn't reciprocate, and then called her boyfriend to come over and fuck her because she was so turned on.

please tell me this is bait.
please.

Tell me your stories. What are the things he's willing to do for you?

post her pics

how exactly did you think my post was implying any consent? lmao

Hope he'll stalk you for playing games.

unfortunately don't have any. not even facebook, i don't have an account and she's since moved to like paraguay or something.

nah you are a guy with cuckolding fantasies rusing

suck his dick and/or fuck him on a daily basis and he'll be fine without being your actual boyfriend

m.y.r.n.a

Probably bait, but… you're a parasite.
Kill yourself.

>reads thread
Lol no wonder guys go insane and commit rape.

>how do i be friends with the opposite sex
are you fucking socially retarded

all the summerfags look at dem kek

It's Sup Forums, everyone is retarded beyond repair.

This is the baitiest bait that ever baited and all of you are faggots.
A girl doesn't NEED to do anything special to keep a beta dude friendzoned. Girls already know this shit, they definitely do not come to Sup Forums to ask easily trolled gaywads about it.
Literally, the answer she is looking for is "talk to him". That's the extent of what a female needs to do. Staying in a friendzone depends on the guy, not the female. Some guys will stay indefinitely when they're not busy attending anti-trump rallies or updating their tumblr. Other guys will leave asap once they realize what's up.

All of you, die. Especially op. At least post fucking tits if you're gonna be such a homo.

I'm browsing Sup Forums, how do you think it went?

OP, you remind me of Miss Tactics.

...

you're still a degenerate?

sopiko's married though

i dont believe that the pic you posted is authentic. ive never seen him so buff before.

Bait??? No way!

Yeah, but Anish is away playing in a little tournament, so ...

Tits or gtfo

she's there with him

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How did it feel being the victim of a friendzone. Pls describe in details. What are some other errands that she let you do?

I want to learn some friendzoning tactics and strategies for your girl crushes. My endgame is to collect as many boys as possible to provide for my and my boyfriend's needs.

10/10 bait holy fuck

...

i actually enjoyed it because that's my fetish. didn't really do that many other errands. washed her car once. did her laundry maybe twice. helped her move apartments while she did nothing. then she saw me unpacking her lingerie and made me stop.

and all of a sudden you will enjoy forced bukkake

What are some gore videos that a girl can enjoy?

I liked 3guys1hammer and that video of a guy being skinned alive in Mexico. Any recommendations?

>Any recommendations?
Take some sandpaper to that edge.

Björk stalker suicide?

This is why I don't befriend females unless sex is included

You achieve this by hanging yourself. He'll never forget that.

>females

dis

>by hanging yourself
I agree, you should hang yourself, but post tits first.

You should pull out your pussy lips and cut them with the edge of a piece of paper.

Fuck off bitch

Great advice! He will get a boner and will be sad because of the friend thing. If he's tough, he will fight.

What?? You are using him? You are a cunt! Fuck you!

OK, not sure if this is a troll, or serious. But I've been friendzoned damn hard. Please, at least give him one chance to get out of the friendzone (not, let him fuck you, but give him the chance to realise that's all he will get and walk away). Just that one chance. If he goes back to kissing your ass and doing whatever you want, then that's his problem. But that one chance.

She won't do it because she has a plan. She want someone to give her a ride once in a while and kill her boredom.

Well so long as she knows she's a bitch. If she is still here I can go into detail about the times I've been friendzoned and what kept me going.

That's why I ask her to just give that one chance to walk away.

Ya shit sucks. Dont do that to him.

Man you must have a small dick huh? I see this ending on the red pill subreddit, and probably posted by you

...

you beta fuck

Nah m8, that needs a fucking grind

The red pill fedora is strong with this retard

Yeah but it's not so bad, right? What's so wrong about having him as a personal driver, I reward him after that by letting him paint my toenails while I talk to my boyfriend on the phone. He likes getting near me so that's his reward.

Please go into details about your experience. I'll take notes.

Option 1: The Moving Goalpost.
"I won't date you because *blank*"
Keep giving him goals to hit. Each time "reward" him a little. Say he's not fit enough. When he pitches a big baby fit after hitting the gym for a month, tell him he looks "so handsome now!" and that "you're gonna make my boyfriend jealous" and so on. After a time, go on a "date", which you call a "friends date" sometime towards the end of. When he is Fit, move the goal posts "Yeah, you're fit, but you know, I realized I really want a guy whose *blank*"

Option 2: Living on a prayer
"I really hope you won't leave me, user. You're so sweet to me!"
Show that you're co-dependent on him. You "need" his friendship. You "need" his shoulder to cry on. That guys like him are one-in-a-million. Make him feel special and necessary. Satisfy his ego, but never his desires. Keep talking about HIM when you guys talk.

Option 3: The Turkish Bazaar
"Like, No. You don't get it. I'm leaving. Bye." "Why'd you let me leave? Like, I thought you were my friend? Get it right!"
Play the hard bargains. Walk out when he's a dipshit, let him stew, let him stalk, let him throw his fits, then come back and berate him into submission to be your bitch again. Explain how he doesn't really seem to "value" the friendship ya'll have, and it's so frustrating to you. You WANT to be friends with him, but he's just not getting it right. Something is wrong with him. But you'll give him ANOTHER chance to get it right.

It's all simple manipulation, OP.
Source:
I'm a Chad whose had dozens of girls over the years in the "friendzone" mostly because I'm a sadistic asshole who loves having a "fleet" of women at his disposal, and can't really feel close to any single person. I'll probably die alone. But not before I fuck a ton of pussy and manipulate much more.

Sorry, I have dinner to go to. If the thread is still up, I'll write it up.

But if it disappears, my Kik and Skype are both: lets_you_in

Hit me up if you still want details.

Jesus you fucking manipulative cunt, just show us your tits

Jesus poor guy, have some self respect

just keep telling him he is cute, and flirt with him, but when ever he trys to do anything just giggle and say, no I don't see you that way, we are just friends

if he likes you, he will grow attached in the hopes that he can change his situation, growing more and more in love until he wants to kill himself or has the willpower to not see you anymore and cut you out of his life, it will be hard for him though if you get him to that point of being in love

You kids are so fucking awkward, most of my friends are girls and they want to fuck me. Literally getting drunk and sending me retarded nudes on snapchat then being like oh that wasn't meant for you. I go shopping with them for whatever but only when I need to buy shit too, I help them with problems emotionally or physically. But the whole thing is we're actually friends. Like I'm not trying to stick my dick in or near any of them. I don't understand niggas these days, having girl friends is like the fucking best. Bitches tell you 100% of what's on their mind like yo your hair looks gay. Idk wtf is up with you nerds always falling in love with the first grill that talks to you.

Girls can be friendzoned too? Not that I don't believe you, but in my circle of friends, it's always us friendzoning the guys, never the other way around.

has a guy actually killed himself because you friendzoned him? that's actually a nice idea...

no, but I've seen a guy cry so I can only assume he was depressed

The friend zone is why males aren't allowed to act like decent people to women unless they think they're ugly. Then you just treat them like a dude and everything's ok. But if that chick is even remotely fuckable and you ever want a shot you have to be a bastard to her. You can't be nice, can't be friendly, and can't ever make the mistake of letting her become emotionally comfortable with you. The very second she thinks she can never put out and have a relationship with you it's fucking over. Next thing you know you're holding her purse while she kisses her boyfriend good night.
Fuck women who do this and bitch about men being shallow. The only ones who aren't "shallow" are the ones not getting laid tonight. If you want women you have to go dumb gorilla, it's all women really want initially. Any other shit doesn't come until much later.

Dat bait


Also tits or gtfo

you're a monster Jesus Christ....

not true

friend zone is a myth mate, it's just guys who are ugly or too pussy to get it in, and if they are attractive enough but too pussy, when they finally man up they will get some, it's that simple, someone either wants to fuck you, or doesn't

I've friend zoned plenty of ugly girls I didn't want to fuck, and I've been friend zoned once or twice and also slept with a girl who was a long term friend who I just had no interest in after I got drunk one night when we were out together

they should just rename the friend zone to the too ugly zone

Hey, i'm back from dinner. So, which friendzoning would you like to hear about?

Friend -> GF -> Friend
Or Friendzoned for a year before i escaped?

Those are the biggest ones, though I have a couple of smaller ones.

You need to be more subtle with your bait or you won't catch much.

I love it when they cry!

this
friend zone is just bullshit excuse...

I thought I was browsing in the non-fiction section. Nobody is as stupid as this. Whoppers belong at burger king, not on Sup Forums

complaining about being friendzoned is pretty stupid in general. all it really means is your just after sex and nothing else. if you actually liked that person, then not having sex wouldnt be a deal breaker. "i like this girl so much, that ill terminate our friendship if sex is out of the option"?
"till death do us part*" - *or you stop sucking my dick?

many woman mistake asshole for confidence. its just how it is. And everyone is attracted to confidence.

Where are the timestamped tits? Why are you guys not saging this shit when there's not tits being shown? I bet you're all cuck fetishists.

Whenever he drives you to the mall take a few moments to try on bikinis and let him rate them. You will have free rides to the mall always.

I'm keen to share my experiences with you, I'm this guy: My cards on the table, I'll enjoy telling the story to you, as I'm deep into humiliation. And it will be pretty humiliating the stories I have for you. I'd rather chat with you. Make a throwaway one for all I care.

So Kik or Skype: lets_you_in

What's your fide?

tits or GTFO