Just curious... has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

Just curious... has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous?

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I fucked your mom, she's a famous whore.

yeah but i'm famous too so that doesn't count.

I fucked a b list actress back in 2007.

I fucked a Belfast in a Maisie Williams in houseparty

I doubt Miss Nebraska 1992 counts, but she did compete for Miss America.

who?

I fucked a girl that was Miss Colorado and competed on a show called Nashville Star.....so not really.

I want to ha. Start a male escort service.

fucked ariana grande and bella throne

I once fucked Michelle Obama back in college. We were both drunk and I doubt she'd even remember (not that she would ever admit to it though). But yeah, the pussy was pretty good, especially for a black girl. Not flappy, smelly, or disgusting. Certainly not the best I'd ever had, but I'd give it a 7/10.

I had sex with Lizzy Hale about 4-5 years ago. Does that count?

A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.

AnnaLynne McCord. We still talk occasionally, she is really down to earth.

Al Sharpton

You could not be a worse liar.

i slept withy boxxy a few times

Who hasn't?

Nice

I heard she sharted and queefed

Yes. Michelle Obama.

her

but she isnt that famous really

it was in 86

Dillion Harper and Kacey Jordan. Paid.

you

So are you barak obama

gross...

Brianna frost

story of it?

no way

Was she any good?

I got to figured out a way to do that. Famous people are loaded too. Imagine getting in good with one.

Awful liar

your mum got famous after I fucked her

Had a threesome with them,

>has Sup Forums ever fucked someone?
fix'd that for you

Not a story, faggot. Green text that shit

Damn she looka hot

fucked a local news weathergirl once wasnt nothing special tho

I fucked all three of the Kardashian sisters in the ass. They kept calling me back everyday for years until one day I showed up a funeral and gave them all the roughest fuck ever and they were so satisfied they never bothered me again.

>serial killer

Welp

so awesome if true, bro. congrats!

Are you Miranda Cosgrove?

You tell stories like an Italian immigrant.

i fucked megan fox she told i have the biggest dick ever and moaned for me a lot. thhen she told me she loved me so i backed off gotta stay away from crazy am i right lol

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oh yeah it was in her ass too. she loves anal but only with me

Does it count if I shook hands with Lindsey Stirling then immediately went to the bathroom and used that hand to jack off to her?

>"has Sup Forums ever fucked someone?"

there i fixed it for you

Yes

Very good, ugly puss though.

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Yes. I fucked Kim Kardashian

underrated post

i mean... she's not a celeb, but she is often on react channel.
popped her cherry

Nobody's gonna believe me on this, but I don't care. I fucked Taylor swift.

>be me
>have VIP tickets to T Swift's concert, which includes a meet and greet backstage after the show
>sold out concert, Taylor performs flawlessly
>get backstage
>taylor is already piss drunk, yelling at people that she didn't get that exact food that she requested on her rider, and generally just throwing a hissy fit
>me and about twelve other people get to meet her
>she's being a bit of a bitch, clearly only meeting us out obligation and still complaining about her food the whole time
>we're about to leave, meet and greet is wrapping up
>taylor looks, points right in my face
>"wait, you sssstay"
>she grabs my hand and takes me back to her dressing room, where we proceed to have sloppy drunken sex
>tell her I'm about to blow my load
>"cum on these titties"
>"much obliged"
>bust huge load all over her titties
>out of nowhere, Taylor starts belting out "SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OO-OO-OFF SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OO-OO-OFF"
>starts shaking her cum soaked boobs left and right
>cum starts flying everywhere, all around the room and back onto my body and face

I will never hear that song the same way.

Alysha Del Valle many years ago before she was on TV..although she is not very famous.

Not that famous but i fucked that dannie girl from american pickers. Also her sister tara

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Well?

who is she?

Story? Pics??

fuckin a trap
are you gay?

>Nobody's gonna believe me on this, but I don't care. I fucked Taylor swift.

Well with a preface like that, it must be true!

ur right, i dont believe you

You fucked a black tranny you faggot, educate yourself

>ur

Go back to middle school son.

marlon brando when I was just a wee lad

Hayley williams when she was starting her career. Shit was so cash, would bang that tiny redhead again anytime

Totally believe it. Calling In Touch as I type.

Christen Press. Chick LOVES anal.

And if you believe that one.

Gonna date myself a bit with this one, but I got a blowjob from the "Noxema Girl" Rebecca Gayheart at a tiki bar at a hotel in Hilton Head SC ~10-12 years ago.

I've led an otherwise uneventful life.

>Chick LOVES anal
for the love of GOD, all details and greentext

which concert?

That was post 90210. How was she holding up back then? Wonder what she looks like now.

Fuckin liar

Olivia munn in Oklahoma high school days, she went by Lisa. 9/10 poon

Looks like Rachel.

Miranda Cosgrove. She was freaky and bitchy. No condom, no rules kinda slut.

Lamb of God

I want to believe...but can't

Sorry user. I'm not much of a story teller. But basically we went to school together in Palos Verdes. We used to mess around in school, and we lost touch after she went to Stanford. Saw her at a bar in LA a few years ago, we exchanged texts..and one thing lead to another. Banged her 4 times, each time finished in her ass. She is super afraid of getting pregnant and having to sit out. She thinks she would lose her spot.

Didn't even realize that she was on BH 90210, but yes way after. BH 90210 was big when I was in middle school, this was several years later in my mid 20's.

My GF was in a wedding, so I was hanging out at the hotel bar while she was at the rehearsal, Getting bombed, and I notice a pretty hot chick sit two bar stools away. Looked familiar, but it took me a few minutes to place the face. Had introduced myself and were engaged in chit-chat when it hit me and asked if she was indeed the Noxema Girl. Confirmed, and we kept on chatting and drinking. Asks me to come back to her room, but I was forced to decline as I was meeting my GF for dinner in 10 mins. She said "how about a blowjob in the bathroom" and I couldn't help but agree. Decent blowjob turned 10/10 coming from famous chick. Face pretty, body pretty nice, smallish yet firm and perfect tits and nice nipples.

Wish I would have had time to seal the deal and fuck her, but who doesn't have regrets in life?

Ended up marrying the GF, so it's probably best I didn't fuck Noxema Girl

Holly Earl... pretty famous... pretty nice ass

My inner teenager is jealous Sup Forumsro. Good job.

How so? What happened?

will keep that for now cuz she is not only on teens, she is on kids react too

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We hit it off at the Reading Terminal in Philly. I was tanking a few drinks and she made a comment about the Sabbath-esque bar shirt I was wearing. We went down to P.O.P.E on Passyunk, went to Jim's after last call and then back to an apartment. I don't think it was actually her's. I didn't find out she was famous until a little while later. We still keep in touch, but I'm not a fan of her music.

too tired to type
>all night nasty fucking, she loved rough, depraved talk
>snorted a lot of coke of my dick. a lot.
>fucked her ass, ass-to-mouth cumming all over her face
>fucking herself with a huge vibrator
>high as hell, chanting nonsense like ”all men are pig, all men are rapist” and so while I was fucking her
>begged me to choke her while fucking her doggy until she passed out. Luckily, I was not that high, I did it at first, but chickened out.
>next day, we went to the cinema, she was the sweetest girl ever, like if last night was just a nice date
It was a good fuck, but never again. Bitch is crazy.

I typefucked Mandy Moore on ICQ when we were both 14. Does that count?

i almost got raped by clifford robert olsen

my friend ray king wanted me go to the park with him and maybe the nice man with the van would be there again but i played d+d instead with my other buddies

ray ended up dead i did not

Victoria Justice before she had her show.

I met her through this fat guy, Dan something..

nice meme

Haley Reinhart and Taissa Farmiga

How do you know it was her?

Love the pierces, how was she?

I fucked jessica alba when she was working on the pilot for dark angel, no one will believe me anyways

No, but melonie mac responded when i talked to her in the twitch chat once.

I don't. But it could've been. That's the great thing about the internet: anonymity. A part of me just hopes it was her. If it wasn't, oh well. I have met celebs outside of the internet.

Used to fuck Watson when we were teens.
Gross and awful bitch now.
Wouldnt admit to it in person.