This thread again. Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

This thread again. Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

what kind of powers do you possess?

The power of depression.

well, shit.
at least you got dubs

Dubs are love. Dubs are life.

Why don't you kill yourself?

Surprisingly not suicidal.

Have you tried dating sites?

Any tips on how not to become you?

Only Tinder.

Kill yourself.

Why? I seriously want to know.

Because if you kill yourself, you won't become me.

Oh. I thought you got offended. Well thanks dude!

Embrace the loneliness virgin one. Let thine virginity run through your veins.
That is the only path to seek magical powers.

did it lead to any dates?
if yes how did they go?

You passed up on offers out of fear didn't you because I've seen some ugly fuckers still get with women. Jesus man, get it together

Lead to two dates; which didn't lead to second dates.

I've heard okcupid is good. If you can't find anything become rich/tranny and be gay

No. Never had any offer.

Do you have a job?
Do you have a car?
Do you have an apartment?

yeah just stop this bullshit threads every day.
you don't take any regards and it's just annoying

>Do you have a job?

Not anymore. My contract runs out today and I didn't found anything new yet.

>Do you have a car?

No. Never owned one. Also a very bad driver.

>Do you have an apartment?

I used to live in student housing.

>Not anymore. My contract runs out today and I didn't found anything new yet.

Keep applying, every day, every week

>No. Never owned one. Also a very bad driver.

Go take out a loan this week, take some driving classes, buy a reasonably priced car that best suits you. Go to carmax if you have one near you.

>Keep applying, every day, every week

That's how I spend most of my time at the moment.

>Go take out a loan this week, take some driving classes, buy a reasonably priced car that best suits you. Go to carmax if you have one near you.

I live in an area where a car is not necessary to get around. Therefore, giving my financial situation, it is redundant. Also, I hate driving. Failed my driving test five times before passing.

So much this.