Be a 24 year old virgin

>Be a 24 year old virgin
>Never kissed a girl either

So how old are you virgins?

Get upon my level.
I am pure energy.

21 =,

why do you not just go out and fuck, even alone, you will find company if you try, especially if you intoxicated.

Only 7 more years to gain necormancy as my specialisation

I am 23 year old wizard in training

Why?

ITT: faggots.

Im not fucking something that already had dicks in it.

Because purity is important, and true love waits, amirite?

21 i want to be a lord of cynder and beyond weaboo status.

>Be 21
>Kissed a girl at 6 years old
>Touched my first vagina at 8
>Currently have girlfriend and will soon have sex

Feels nice. :3

...

Did you lose your virginity to a virgin? Or are you a cuck?

Your "wizard " is a Russian orthodox priest, just saying

35

26 :(

Pretty dank

I lost my virginity to a virgin and then married her. Pretty boring really. Kinda cool that she has never banged anyone else though.

Is it really that big a deal?

I'm no psychoanalyst but your comment screams to me that your scared.

Also I am 21

Hypocrite

>22
>lost my virginity 2 months ago

It's nice, but really not all that special as I thought it would be.

>not knowing what a cuck is
Wow, you really are new to this sex thing, amirite?

>Did you lose your virginity to a virgin?
Never fucked a virgin in my life. I'd rather be with chicks who know what they're doing, thanks.

But hey, if awkward, clueless sex is what you want, then go fuck a virgin. Oh wait, there are none around ... at least not in your 40+ age range.

But don't listen to me, I've just fucked loads of chicks and had a great time doing it. Hold your virginity close, user, and never let it go. (As if you'll get the chance anyway.)

Yeah otherwise you're a cuck. Better to be a wizard than a cuck.

33 year old virgin reporting in. Never kissed a girl.

I'm 19. Am I beyond saving? I've only ever held hands with a girl

How the fuck is 16 OPTIMAL AGE? Most of you gay ass fags don't even know right now, how to use dick.
stupidity of mongoloids
21 fucked your ugly mom

>I'd rather be with chicks who know what they're doing, thanks.
buzzword
I dont have to read anything else to know you're a retarded drone.
Cuck

>21
>Still does not know how to speak proper English.

Go fuck a retard, inbred neckbeard.

25
kissed 2 times. wish i hadn't cuz im never going to be able to do it again

got my wizards degree this year

lol i lost mine when i was 17, my gf was 15.

but after i broke up with her, i haven't fucked since. let alone kiss another girl.

i'm 20. for some reason girls don't like me.
what should i do? where did i lose my touch?

You sound like a underage kid with his mom jokes amirite? Dont be a aspie and go back to disney.com

I don't understand.

lost my virginity when I was 15 like a normal person, now I'm 20 and had sex with 8 girls, nothing too crazy.

I was really not popular in highschool, a lot of people really hated me and I STILL got laid.

wtf happened to you guys? I'm not trying to be an asshole but what happened? how did it just never happen for you?

Ooh, burn!

>Just fuck a hooker
>I got a virgin, shit was cash
Fuck you

Yeah, kill yourself

>I dont have to read anything else to know you're a retarded drone
Pretty big talk from somebody who admits to knowing nothing about the subject. Protip: if you want to learn about sex, try listening to people who've had some.

>Cuck
www.dictionary.com

All I was saying was I got a virgin. Idc what you do.

Sex the first time was rough and she didnt like it very much. Really it got a way better by like the 3rd or 4th time.

if your sex crusades are directly tied to your sense of self worth, I think it's time to get a job

thinks that
is
Yep, he's that retarded.

I lost mine at 15... i was unpopular and wasn't some pretty boy either. I played a bit of football and got pretty average grades. How the fuck have these people not lost theirs yet, like you could go to a party and smash pretty easiley (even though i never went to parties often)

you think so? i was more depressed when i had a gf, now i feel happier and yet girls can't stand my guts.

i am hygenic though, i don't smell or have bad teeth. it's all good.

i think i'm nice....

Not everyone really gives a shit. You're bragging about having sex on an anonymous message board. Grow up.

Fucking a whore some shithead fucked before you.
>"C-can I have my turn now too?"
You
Cuck

>Kissed a girl when I was 7-8, older girl pulled me into bushes and shoved her tongue down my throat.
>Lost virginity when I was 20 to a Thai prostitute. Fucked 3 more hookers since then.

Hah, thats why I was confused at first.

still virgin only 15

Gross

If i wanted to brag I wouldn't do it on a anonymous message board now would I?

Is it being a cuck to fuck a used hole?

I'm not saying marry a bitch just so you can get laid on occasion while shes out trying different ponies. Better to be a part of the gangbang than the limp dicked pussy standing in the corner saying "i can't fuck her she had cocks in her"

Had a job since 18

MODS

>being this resentful

Try going gay, user. Face it, it's the only way you're going to get laid.

Wraith

FML

never had female friends, never could talk to any girls unless it was about school/job. not that easy to get into somebodys pants when you can't even talk to them

its just a prank bro the camera is right there

Then dont butt in retard
That picture represents you just fine.

but at least the ugly moutaion lion guy that is loser is gay and ugly and cant do anything and has to cheat to copy people cause cant do anything and is ugly

i hope not, i'm fapping and browsing chan

but at least the ugly mountain lion guy that is loser is gay and ugly and cant do anything and has to cheat to copy people cause cant do anything and is ugly and the ugly mountain lion guy that is loser is ugly as shit

that moment when i tried to be a 15 yr old on Sup Forums and then 5 seconds after my post i got a phone call scared the living shit out of me

oh, how sweet. you're real big boy now. How is fliping burgers working for you?

I mean, sex is awesome and I still think about it constantly and I have sex with my wife a couple times a week and its great but godlike.

when you dont have it sex in your life it seems to be 100x more amazing sounding.

Point is, everything is better sounding beforehand. Kinda sad that when you get what you want its kind of hollow.

Cuck (you): Being at the mercy of bulls to get your share
Also see beta-male (you)

Its not that I cant, I wont. Not going to play the game.
Going to be a wizard and I have my mind dead set on it.

Wow I've never seen a loser somehow logic his way into making everyone else losers. Too bad he is a virgin faggot though.

The realization that settling down with a chick for some pussy is far more effort than it's worth is a good thing.

Sex will always be great but there are a metric fuckton of other things to do and to strap yourself down purely for pussy would be a big fucking waste.

6 and half years until wizard

23 but have French kissed. Time is on our side /bro/. Get a haircut and his the gym. Talk to girls like the maids and fuck toys that they are

>itt deluded losers

Are you suggesting that from your own experience?
>"Ayoo wyte boi you wan som fuk dis bish? Ben ova furst nigga"
>(You)"O-okay"

>you're all fucking losers for having sex lives
>I am superior for staying a virgin

God, my fucking sides!

I am married and pretty happy. My wife isnt super clingy and we are almost like roomates/friends who also happen to fuck each other.

unpopular and went to parties? I think your underrating your status for the sake of making a point.

Unpopular kids when I was in school didn't go to parties. They get ostracized to these weird little groups to become even more strange.

they still fucked each other at least.

22, kissless, handholdless

Lost all my friends and my social life

That's a decent situation. Can't dog on happy relationships. I just think too many of the younglings jump in too deep just to get laid.

>Strawman
Bahahahaahaha you're a retarded faggot!
Go get cucked some more and fucked in the ass, faggot.

it is.
but now i have self-worth, girls find less worth in me.

i don't like the dull apathatic loser old me, don't want to go back in time to just get more chance for sex.

what am i doing wrong?
>inb4 browsing Sup Forums

This is why you're a wizard.

Dont care, cant care.

Your life must be fucking miserable, I don't envy you.

>be me
>be 15
>have a pansexual weird fat girl who likes me
>I get bored and invite her over to watch "anime"
>5 mins into Elfen Lied she's sucking my cock
absolutelyharam.jpg
>it was my first time getting head and it felt warm but not good
40 mins later
>sluts still going
>mums husband comes in the house
>she panics and bites down a little
>i Yelp
>me and him engage in a conversation about shit while she still sucking
>he leaves
>She goes full throttle
>"user, my jaw is hurting can I use something else?"
ohshit.webm
>"sure"
>I bend the slut over
>condom on I go balls deep first thrust
2 mins later
>sponge of an aunt comes home
>"Hey! You seen your mum?"
>I feel the slut tighten up
>I make a bullshit excuse
>" O-Oh I thinks she's at uh... Johns (not real name)"
>"oki" and leaves
>I keep going and she wants me to kiss her
>I complain that I've had my cock in her mouth so she says nevermind
>cum
>she takes the condom and drinks it
>she leaves the house
That was my first time. I kept getting fucking interrupted

its aight

>Be me at 17
>Been crushing on a friend for years
>Turns down dating me a lot
>Finds out she is moving
>makes deal
>if we are virgins before she moves she will fuck me
>right before she moves I start dating this girl
>we fuck
>other chick asks if I am still virgin
>says no
>miss opportunity for 2 diff fucks in 1 week

Should I have lied and said yes?

why? well its not like OP said, "well fml, i hate being a virgin"

but if he think that, he really should just go, maybe not even a whore, more like an erotic massage with fuck also,, thats awesome

but if he wants to be a wizard and asking away, then sure, no need

I agree, I think its best if your marry someone who you just feel comfortable around 80% of the time. (obviously everything is going to be rainbows every second)

If your happy a majority of the time I suppose its a good marriage.

I'm 20 and a virgin.

I'm pretty autistic, so I'll probably die alone. Its probably for the best.

yes you fucking idiot!
even I, big fucking beta would said yes on your spot

Speak English, mudslime.

>Dont care, cant care
>posts endlessly about it on the internet

Yeah, but I hate lying. I dont think I would have been very proud of it if I did.

This makes me feel better.

I'm 18 and had my first kiss last week
Kek

Who gives a fuck, you would do it with your crush

41
Confirmed wizard status

Holy shit, Christian fundamentalism has a lot to answer for. All this guilt and obsession with chastity.

How much more fucked up could you be, user? Enjoy your lonely, loser life, and pray you never injure your hand ...

perhaps i could have worded it different. Iv'e went too one party in my high school life and it was pretty bad. It was my first time getting drunk and I passed out and woke up in the back of the place sleeping on one of those lawn chairs that lean back. Pretty shitty bad hangover. Although Iv'e always thought about the fact that most of my friends were pretty popular and i was usually in the back of the group being silent. I guess now that I think of it I technically was in the "Cool kids group". But i was the one they always teased the shit out of. Sorry for my rambling.