What's the best birthday gift to get a guy? He's turning 23

What's the best birthday gift to get a guy? He's turning 23.

warm piussy

You and a friend at the same time

A blowjob

This but a handjob is better if your only friends. It's less degrading/intimate but would be just as appreciated.

these idiots think OP is a girl

What fucking world do you live in?

?

a Steve Job

my dick

TITS OR GTFO?

Fuck him in the ass

Let him cum buckets inside your pussy, while he lays there and you do all the work..

Birthday party complete

what my grill did for me when i woke up

Blowjob

2 sirloin steaks with eggs

she got me £100 worth of good weed

unwrapped new ps4 controller and a few games i wanted and smoked some weed

3 hours on games while she snuggled up to me

VIP cinema seats to watch deadpool (my birthday was a few month back)

get blazed before we go in

pizza hut after

back home and she made me an awesome rainbow cake

smoke more weed

she got me some Leffe nectar

watch new TV shows

Good sex session

we both fall asleep

PUSSY

How do you plan to compete with that when it's her birthday?

This

buy her a sammich making machine

I turn 23 this year. I don't really want anything. This is the time in my life where I learn things to be successful for the future. Is he in college?

LEGO Star Wars sets

Give him your ass if not done yet

Wake him up to a blow job then what he wants todo today.
Have backup plans for when he says " uuuugh idk."

Where friends just give hand jobs to their friends no big deal. Get a grip.

"Oi oi darren! ya dint mind givin me eel a tug do ya? "nee bosh m8"

Do they have a videogame console?

-buy them some videogame cash
-amazon giftcard
-suck their dick on the DL
-any combination of those things along with two 6-packs of great beer

that's probably about it. anything else is a waste.

just dont cheat on him next time he gotta work late to keep you warm you dirty whore

"Ay michael, you looked pretty stressed - maybe an ol tug will help refocus you so you get back to crunching them figures by 3?"
"Oh awesome idea Darren - and not only will I return the favor but throw in a backrub AND get your fax over to the Maryland branch!"

ASS, BLOWJOB OR PUSSY

none of this happened

Blowing a bbc in front of him.

Got similar, married her promptly after.

Do this and lock your man down.

Witnessed

checked

If you don't know what to get him then just Amazon gift card so he can buy what you were too dumb to get him in the first place

Nudes.

anal sex