I was walking home and some guy bumped into me and instantly started chatting shit to my face about aluminium being the...

I was walking home and some guy bumped into me and instantly started chatting shit to my face about aluminium being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint.

He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I just lost it. Punched him right in his aluminum loving face.

I hate aluminium so much.

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>aluminium pleb serf detected
>gold is the god tier metal

Does originality not exist anymore?

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Fucking idiot. Everyone knows that diamond is the best metal, because it's the hardest.

Does he not know that when you put aluminium on metal is will rot away first? What a faggot

Slayer is best metal

diamonds is the hardest metal.

Exactly. Hardest metal known to man.

yellow is my favorite.

Then why don't they make bulletproof vests etc. out of diamond if it is the hardest metal?

Because it's too hard dumbass

this
>implying iron is a metal
every kid knows that metal is an element, like iron but iron is not metal you faggot

Thank you!

I'm tired of spoon feeding common sense to these newfags

Because its too heavy, 1 gram of it is like 15 grams

Magnesium is the best metal.

fucking plebs

vest arent just hard, they are meant to disperse the energy. kevlar is a woven material

Bismuth master race!

Bismuth is 3edgy5me


Diamond master race!

Alumin(i)um is shit, right down there with mercury
Silver is god tier metal

I prefer alloys.
Stellite 6B is God-tier.

>YOU METAL MUGGLE

dont be stupid son. answer this then; which of the two would you want your fingerbox made of. exactly, aluminum. and everyone knows the best way to gauge a materials value is by the quality of fingerbox it can be used to make.

> "1 gram is like 15 grams bro....."

Atium is the best metal.

Kill yourself, OP. Aluminum is superior in 90% of applications, including alloys.

too expensive

Diamond shatters... and price.

>disperse energy blah blah blah
who let the idiot on Sup Forums

Titanium can melt steel beams.

i think we all did

Fuck off amuminumfag
Lead>>>>>>>>>>>>Aluminum

Aluminum is strong enough for construction, light enough for flight, tarnish-proof enough for the ocean and reactive enough for explosives, 'nuff said.

Your mom>>>>>>>>>>Lead

Palladium is THE top metal

Keked i remember this

Lead master race ftw

Go heck yourself, m9.

4 mm inches

lead is the best tasting metal

In my day, we all used wood. And no one complained! Fucking splinterless metalfags!

Guys, guys, guys:

Diamond is obviously the best metal

Have you bitches ever of mercury? Shit's so cash

>niggers don't even Gadolinium

can i tempt you with some gallium?
all the fun of mercury but without the madness and death

Did he try crash aluminum into a wall made of diamonds?

Diamond ftw
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Diamond master race

gallium is no friend of aluminium
youtube.com/watch?v=UN3bHBTSaHQ

Fuck you, I'm tungsten.

Right over your head tardo

What material is used world wide to satisfy vaginas?
That right -- plastic
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Ever heard of NaK?
All the death of mercury but without the poisoning and way more fun.

his accent is fucking hilarious.
i lost

>aluminum

How about wonderflonium you silly faggot.

Some dildos are made with Aluminium and some with steel and there's prolly even a diamond one somewhere

Also it's not plastic it's rubber or silicon

Agree it burns super hot and synergies with aluminum

Damn. Diamond dildos can give a cunt a good pounding

Fucking gr8. Galnoom

I wouldn't know but I'll ask Queenie when I meet her

Cesium is the best metal faglords.

100 miles an hour is the best metal

You ducking newbs.
Everyone knows Californium is like, the best.
Shawwwww

It is the best until you catch californication

65 replies and no mention of vibranium. Sup Forums has gone to the shitter

It
Doesn't
Real
Motherfuck

about 15 grams

Out of my way.

BOW DOWN TO THE GOD OF ALL METALS RHENIUM THE MOST EXPENSIVE OF ALL

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These anons are correct.

Here's the proof.

TIS THE RHENIUM GOD

should have left him alone. it was none of your bismuth.

they can't stitch it because of the hardness. They's have to glue little diamonds to a regular vest to make it work. Then it would be a glue vest.

titanium is actualy top metal

Muggle

ew.
osmium is the god

enjoy your bars of cancer

Kryptonite ftw.

If it can stop Superman it has to be the hardest metal in the universe.

It's pronounced Aluminium you dumb ignorant fucktard Americunts

This is actually the only true reason. The molecular structure of Diamond is shit. If you make a plate out of a diamond and strike a nail in it, it will shatter the plate. Diamond sucks, plutonium is the true God metal

Do I look like a muggle to you?

no, you look like a jpg trying to be a webm

Gallium will fuck up your aluminum

I don't think muggle works there.

Power metal is best metal.

Titanium is god
The strength of steel
The weight of aluminum
The price of king crab legs

fuck you i've got a platinum fingerbox and nothing compares to it
>aluminum is pleb-tier

BOW DOWN TO THE RUTHENIUM GOD

Greatest hardtail GT ever made. 853 reynolds steel.

Amen brother

Pair of plebs.
>Tungsten carbide master race for all your engineering applications.
>inb4 chrome vanadium bullshit

All you faggots are retarded, metals are shit, solids are shit, the clear superior substance is Bromine

>the price of king crab legs

You win three Internets for the most underrated statement of the week.

It would look like a tarts tank top

>steel
I suppose if you like old vintage heavy bikes. lmao

Plutonium fag reporting in. You can all burn on earth before you burn in hell.

Platinum is god tier metal.