I was walking home and some guy bumped into me and instantly started chatting shit to my face about aluminium being the best metal. I tried to stay calm and explained to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint.
He started throwing around words like 'rust' and I just lost it. Punched him right in his aluminum loving face.
>aluminium pleb serf detected >gold is the god tier metal
Justin Russell
Does originality not exist anymore?
Ian Jackson
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Zachary Ortiz
Fucking idiot. Everyone knows that diamond is the best metal, because it's the hardest.
Bentley Adams
Does he not know that when you put aluminium on metal is will rot away first? What a faggot
Jacob Johnson
Slayer is best metal
Gabriel Flores
diamonds is the hardest metal.
Henry Perry
Exactly. Hardest metal known to man.
Ian Gray
yellow is my favorite.
Alexander Bailey
Then why don't they make bulletproof vests etc. out of diamond if it is the hardest metal?
Jason Reyes
Because it's too hard dumbass
Wyatt Scott
this >implying iron is a metal every kid knows that metal is an element, like iron but iron is not metal you faggot
Jace Wright
Thank you!
I'm tired of spoon feeding common sense to these newfags
Tyler Murphy
Because its too heavy, 1 gram of it is like 15 grams
Alexander Thompson
Magnesium is the best metal.
Christopher Brooks
fucking plebs
Jonathan Hughes
vest arent just hard, they are meant to disperse the energy. kevlar is a woven material
Jose Stewart
Bismuth master race!
Jayden Hughes
Bismuth is 3edgy5me
Diamond master race!
Gabriel Wilson
Alumin(i)um is shit, right down there with mercury Silver is god tier metal
Jordan Price
I prefer alloys. Stellite 6B is God-tier.
Anthony Gonzalez
>YOU METAL MUGGLE
Robert Reyes
dont be stupid son. answer this then; which of the two would you want your fingerbox made of. exactly, aluminum. and everyone knows the best way to gauge a materials value is by the quality of fingerbox it can be used to make.
Angel Thomas
> "1 gram is like 15 grams bro....."
Daniel Turner
Atium is the best metal.
Ian Jenkins
Kill yourself, OP. Aluminum is superior in 90% of applications, including alloys.
Connor Brown
too expensive
Asher Ramirez
Diamond shatters... and price.
Charles Gomez
>disperse energy blah blah blah who let the idiot on Sup Forums
Jayden Cox
Titanium can melt steel beams.
Xavier Brooks
i think we all did
Connor Butler
Fuck off amuminumfag Lead>>>>>>>>>>>>Aluminum
William Walker
Aluminum is strong enough for construction, light enough for flight, tarnish-proof enough for the ocean and reactive enough for explosives, 'nuff said.
Jayden Sullivan
Your mom>>>>>>>>>>Lead
Thomas Gutierrez
Palladium is THE top metal
Anthony Brown
Keked i remember this
Hunter Perry
Lead master race ftw
Zachary Gomez
Go heck yourself, m9.
David Allen
4 mm inches
Jonathan King
lead is the best tasting metal
Kevin Wilson
In my day, we all used wood. And no one complained! Fucking splinterless metalfags!
Ryder Robinson
Guys, guys, guys:
Diamond is obviously the best metal
Caleb Lopez
Have you bitches ever of mercury? Shit's so cash
Jack Wilson
>niggers don't even Gadolinium
John Gomez
can i tempt you with some gallium? all the fun of mercury but without the madness and death
Carter Harris
Did he try crash aluminum into a wall made of diamonds?
What material is used world wide to satisfy vaginas? That right -- plastic THREAD
Easton Richardson
Ever heard of NaK? All the death of mercury but without the poisoning and way more fun.
Jaxson Evans
his accent is fucking hilarious. i lost
Easton Sullivan
>aluminum
How about wonderflonium you silly faggot.
Logan Perry
Some dildos are made with Aluminium and some with steel and there's prolly even a diamond one somewhere
Jayden Collins
Also it's not plastic it's rubber or silicon
Nicholas Martin
Agree it burns super hot and synergies with aluminum
Jayden Rivera
Damn. Diamond dildos can give a cunt a good pounding
Nathaniel Sanchez
Fucking gr8. Galnoom
Aaron Lee
I wouldn't know but I'll ask Queenie when I meet her
Mason Lewis
Cesium is the best metal faglords.
Jaxon Richardson
100 miles an hour is the best metal
Ryder Stewart
You ducking newbs. Everyone knows Californium is like, the best. Shawwwww
Ethan Gray
It is the best until you catch californication
Kevin Ortiz
65 replies and no mention of vibranium. Sup Forums has gone to the shitter
Owen Wood
It Doesn't Real Motherfuck
Dominic Reyes
about 15 grams
Jacob Myers
Out of my way.
Sebastian Bennett
BOW DOWN TO THE GOD OF ALL METALS RHENIUM THE MOST EXPENSIVE OF ALL
Oliver Walker
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Asher Ward
These anons are correct.
Here's the proof.
Jackson Walker
TIS THE RHENIUM GOD
Henry Morris
should have left him alone. it was none of your bismuth.
Daniel Lee
they can't stitch it because of the hardness. They's have to glue little diamonds to a regular vest to make it work. Then it would be a glue vest.
Chase Roberts
titanium is actualy top metal
Eli Turner
Muggle
Hunter Ross
ew. osmium is the god
Henry Diaz
enjoy your bars of cancer
Xavier Davis
Kryptonite ftw.
If it can stop Superman it has to be the hardest metal in the universe.
Owen Wood
It's pronounced Aluminium you dumb ignorant fucktard Americunts
Matthew Morgan
This is actually the only true reason. The molecular structure of Diamond is shit. If you make a plate out of a diamond and strike a nail in it, it will shatter the plate. Diamond sucks, plutonium is the true God metal
Ryan Diaz
Do I look like a muggle to you?
Evan Peterson
no, you look like a jpg trying to be a webm
Evan Torres
Gallium will fuck up your aluminum
Evan Gomez
I don't think muggle works there.
Jonathan Smith
Power metal is best metal.
Brody Ortiz
Titanium is god The strength of steel The weight of aluminum The price of king crab legs
Levi Rivera
fuck you i've got a platinum fingerbox and nothing compares to it >aluminum is pleb-tier