Dubs decides

Dubs decides

Shameless self bump

I'd fuck you

My friend let's me ride his horse sometimes

Does the size of it's genitalia arouse you?

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I am enjoying this conversation that the two of us are currently engaging in!

Is it true that riding on a horse can make you cum buckets?

What's up nigger

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my dick is small :(

What are your professional ambitions?

Speaking of horses, send me a pic of your tits

Rollerino

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WINRAR

Can you get me in contact with that horse? I'd like to know what it's like to be ridden by you

How big is its dick

what's your opinion on human equine relations?

aive been waiting for a thread like this

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Win

Winrar. OP here, messaging now

I Liek Chocolate milk

double winrar!!

what's the girth of your horse like?

Me likey

Am doing this all on a phone, so I paraphrased it. General message is the same

Well, you can always ride on me, if you need something to ride on some day.

Not too shabby.

winrar

You know... I've been told before that I'm hung like a horse.

OP here. Should I wait for a response to my genitalia message or post this right away?

send over a titty pic

Test, my message was removed?

prolly w8 niggr

Wait you fucking fag

Wait

Winrar

winrar

My genitals are nowhere near the size of a horse's. Just to be clear. Still, I've been told they smell similar.

Well, the two do share the theme

Winner here, wait until after response and then send it no matter what she sais

wait

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kek
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can i cum a gallon of horse cum in your face with my horse dick?
If you eat scat its a bonus

rollerino

What's your name again?

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ur a cunt i want to punch u in the face and then cum down ur throat with a permanent ring gag implanted in ur filth hole.

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Why does Sup Forums roll for the least funny things... sigh

Winrar

user

well?

OP here, she's not responding, so I'm gonna move on to a different girl. Dubs decides the next thing I say to this one

Oh shit.

Yo sis, talking to this chick, not much to look at but she's into horses the same way you and mom are, hopefully we can do something with her? Do you still use the barn to keep em tied up?


Then two seconds later say shit wrong convo ignore that

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Is that actually your tongue?

Write something funnier dildo.

Who's a good doggy?

How does it feel to be a gook in a world with a white beauty ideal?

people say "you are what you eat" but that picture is ridiculous.

I've had a crazy day. Ended up fucking my dog in the ass which was pretty cool.

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OP here, rolling for this LOL

roll for this

Would you come up to my place and fuck, you me and your friend's horse? i'm so horny right now

Want sum fok?

LOL

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My tongue is as big as the dog snapchat filters and i havent drilled someone since my brother 2 hours ago, im horny ;)

ur a cute doge

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Have you seen Whit Stillman's latest film, Love & Friendship?

cunt

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O SHIT

Hello, Reddit.

well done!

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Wtf

I bet a lot of guys make a comment about your profile pic and make lame jokes about doing sex "doggystyle", right?

Or will I be the first?

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Not gonna lie, I'd give the ol'lickaroo to your vagoo. I'd literally lick the piss out of it.

Soo... How about you come over for some duo ranked in League of Legends and chill? ;)

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top zozzle

Whoop Whoop!
This is the thot patrol and I've risen from my piles of cum-stained tissues and half-eaten packs of cheetos to save you from this unfortunate mishap. Post tits and I might be persuaded to offer my services.

Magical trips have spoken!

You are what you eat chink :) wink wink wink

You seem like a nice girl, mind if I sniff your ass to make sure?

Post this to a new match

winrar!