If you were to take over the world how would you do it?

If you were to take over the world how would you do it?

1.) Obtain a superpower that isn't totally gay

2.) Beat world leaders into submission

3.) Rule world behind puppets.

Take it under and then tell the world it's opposite day.

By controlling the economy, force limited resources and keep the masses complacent by giving them the illusion of choice

Holy shit

So... basically democratic socialism.

Yes, more towards the conspiracy theory of the Rothchilds controlling everything.

That conspiracy theory, whether it's real or just a conspiracy, holds what I consider the best chance at world domination.

Zeitgeist

>Rule world behind puppets
Have fun making no real difference.

Challenge a bunch of martial artists to a tournament is another dimension.

I'd go old school with a doomsday device.

Allow unregulated banking,alow this to fester into global accounting fraud of irreparable proportions, decide to create a black banking sector that specialises in using tax revenue to fund a global mass surveilance system of unimaginable dystopian like proportions, use this system to regulate the mainstream economy and maintain public order. Lower wages and cut spending rather than tackle the unmitigated fraud that led to the situation in the first place...

Profit???

DBZ xDDDDDDDDDDDD

Are you the real Coconut Head?

Complete. Global. Saturation.

it's street fighter you anus

This

>be invincible
>have super strength
>able to travel through time

Infiltrate the banking system, get to the top and start giving orders

It sounds like Smash Brothers or Mortal Kombat, actually.

wait for the current powers to use MAD and then manage the limited resources more easily and with the same precision that they did before the age of enlightenment.

Control the world bank

I'm pretty helpless in most aspects of life but I seem to be a pretty convincing and charismatic person, so I'd probably try to get 2-3 other people and form a very strong relationship with them. Not normal people of course, but mentally unstable people like myself.

After forming a strong relationship with them I we would then begin gathering money, resources, and weaponry. Counterfeit money would be easy enough to get, then we would move up the food chain manipulating and bending the rules to get what we needed as we went.

After creating a good enough base of operations we would carefully calculate each act of terror needed to build a strong reputation in the world. We would start off small of course carefully testing our limits, and figuring out our strengths.

Assuming we've all survived this far into the plan we would have a decent (horrible) reputation at this point, hopefully making it so we would be able to recruit many other people for our cause.

Gathering as many soldiers as I could, we would contest a key point. Such as a pipeline or a military base. Something that represents money and power.

With my first significant military victory under my belt I would cement my reputation as a warlord with a private military at my fingertips. From there on the path to victory is paved with blood and money.

user wants to be ISIS

Upload my consciousness to the internet and become Skynet

And if that plan backfires and you get isolated you're fucked.

user is now on a watch list , delete your MySpace user asap watch out for any suspicious white vans and taxi driver's, don't take the same route to school more than once a day.

>obtain monopoly over porn industry
>manipulate ruling countries into cucks
>use minorities to push for further power
>???
>porn rules the world

Nah, I'm not a sandnigger so nobody will be able to spot me in public.

>Become a god