You have 10 seconds to find a flaw with my girlfriend

You have 10 seconds to find a flaw with my girlfriend
>protip: you literally can't.

Didn't pull the trigger

She's trying to kill herself

dyke haircut, fucked brows, typical whore look, need I say more?

Trigger discipline.

The fact you post this thread at least daily implies you don't get enough pussy.

She looks trashy

That is totally Casey Anthony

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

She's not real.

This dumb bitch will end killing herself accidentally.
Duckface when taking a picture, she's shallow as fuck.
Short hair, huge earrings. Slut and probably bisexual - odds are she licked more pussies in a year than you ever did your whole life, and the sucked the same amount of cocks too.

Bad parenting skills?

Underrated comment

user I'm always having a feel day.

Are you trying to impress me?

i’ve got 3 terabytes of 60’s pre-ambient 800 gigs of live recordings of this local band called the fuckerfucks. They played only 2 shows before breaking up but I had 11 redundant recording rigs all recording flac which I then layered over one another for 25,000 kbps bitrate. 8 terabytes of the beatles. No not THOSE beatles, the new beatles. They haven’t recorded an album yet and technically they’re not really a band yet but they’re indie-gospel-post-funk-punk style is going to be huge when you guys hear their stuff in about 5 years. 4 petabytes of the Ethiopian Free Jazz wave that occurred in 1973 in a town called Wenji Gefersi. 18 terabytes of sound check recordings from the mid 90’s band LFO. They only scored a hit with “I like girls (who wear abercrombie and fitch)” but they were way ahead of their time. That’s just my C: drive. I have 41 drives.

Is that casey anthony?

she doesnt exist

Your girlfriend is a duck?

/thread

Pathological liar?

The Ethiopians may have told you their jazz was free. In truth it was most likely stolen.

Her skin is brown.

Sociopath/psychopath?

>trigger discipline
>aiming at something she doesn't intend to shoot
>that stupid duckface
>shitty short haircut
>eyebrows are fugged up

you are probably the smartest person in this thread. no sarcasm, no irony. you know what you want and how to get it. fucking gave me inspiration for the night. god bless, user

Kek, underrated post

is her penis feminine?

Her Adams apple

why does this shitty pasta get so may replies every time

Zero trigger discipline.

Should be on death row?

Came here just to comment this

That's what I came here to say.

The only flaw I see is the dumb bitch is holding a gun to her head while having her finger on the trigger

2 flaws ;

1.thats a bad photoshop.
2 she murdered her daughter.

There's no magazine in the pistol.

Looks like she supplied herself with the '' I only date black guys'' starter kit, youniggayou.

...

It's not that bad. She did kill her daughter, though.

She doesn't have a cock

because
>shes dont have cocks you silly willy

Some of them do.

The hammer has been taken off the gun. Trigger discipline is still important.

She has poor taste in men

Didn't fuckin pull it

She had a gun to her head when she should've been sucking a dick...

she's left handed.