Do you think it's possible for us to get her to feed herself to a snake?

Do you think it's possible for us to get her to feed herself to a snake?

Bump for curiosity

yes

Uh, how and why?

I'm in

This is a fetish I didn't know I had until now

Why?

why not silly

WHY

DONT YOU FUCKING RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME I AM JUST HERE TO LEND A HAND PAL

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Who is she? How do we get a snake? And how do we convince her to do this?

>Start new fad travel/diet trend of eating snakes, with emphasis on nutrition and the freshness of the snake.
>Systematically fill her social media sphere with this diet and its corresponding propaganda.
>After almost 100% chance of her having seen it, have someone she trusts (OP maybe) gently propose the idea.
>Basically feed her cut up chicken or something.
>Gain her trust further, go out on dates, meet her parents, etc
>Progressively give her fresher and fresher cut up chicken, claiming it's cut up snake imported from Africa
>One day, out of the blue, propose a trip to Africa to get away from life and help poor people or something
>Oh hey, we love eating fresh snake
>Hire tour guide that will only take the two of you out to find a big ass snake
>"Honey, look! It's a fresh snake!"
>Tour guide (whom is in on the plan and maybe another user) proposes that she goes to wrassle it and that choking it out or whatever is the best way to do it
>"Don't worry Honey, we'll be right here!"
>post to Sup Forums

Another one. She seems short and thin enough
There are no snakes big enough in Africa

Bump 4 more

U like?

Oh shit I have three of her

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Last one. I don't know the deal with this can someone explain?

perhaps a trouser snake

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WHO AND HOW?