I need the most brutal sexist jokes you've got

I need the most brutal sexist jokes you've got.

Bonus points if it relates to the film industry

Help me do my assignment Sup Forums

All these battered women, and I'm still eating mine plain?

Will post Asians in swimsuits in return

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Show us their armpits.

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What do you call a girl with one black eye? A quick learner

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Sounds like someone can't fight their own battles.

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What do you call a dishwasher that can cook?
A waste of air, because it doesn't even do laundry.

>sexist jokes

women's rights.

how many feminist does it take to change a light blub? 0 they can't change anything.

Kind of, I need ideas for a title of a satirical documentary about sexism in the screen industry

THATS SEXIST OP. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

women's rights

Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die

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THATS RACIST. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

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nope

yes.
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wyvern is that u? ban me again i dare you!