Sup Forums survey thread

Sup Forums survey thread

>Are you single?

>Are you a virgin?

>Are you rich?

>Are you happy?

>>Are you single?
yes
>>Are you a virgin?
no
>>Are you rich?
no
>>Are you happy?
yes

>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy?
Yes

>Are you single?
No
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>Are you rich?
Yes
>Are you happy?
No...

>Are you single?
Yes

>Are you a virgin?
Yes

>Are you rich?
No, but I do have a job opportunity tomorrow.

>Are you happy?
Yes

thats a solid no for all of those

>No, but I do have a job opportunity tomorrow.
Good luck, faggot.

Yes
Yes
No
Yeppy do do
I may not be ecstatic, but at the very least I'm content with what I have.

>>Are you single?
No
>>Are you a virgin?
No
>>Are you rich?
No
>>Are you happy?
No

YNYN
N
Y
N

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
no

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
no

>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy?
Yes

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
no

what should i do??

>attached but virgin, rich but unhappy

?

...

good luck, user

>r u single?
yes

>r u a virgin?
yes

>r u rich?
no

>r u happy?
no

get fit and get a job

>>Are you single?
ye
>>Are you a virgin?
ye
>>Are you rich?
no
>>Are you happy?
meh

>Are you single?
Yes, and probably gonna stay that way willingly.

>Are you a virgin?
No, but it has been a while since I last had sex.

>Are you rich?
Not even close. I live in the US and had the audacity to not be born rich, so I'm pretty fucked.

>Are you happy?
For the most part, no. Mostly cos I am currently rebuilding after nuking my old life situation and starting the fuck over.

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
I'm ok.

yes
no
no
no

>Are you single?
no
>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
yes

Kill yourself

Make sure you stream it

>single
Yes

>virgin
porsupuesto

>rich
I have 489.79 to my name. I'm fresh out of high school and live with my family so I don't have to spend it though, so not a poorfag.

>happy
A couple months before highschool ended several of my best friends dropped me out of the blue. I only have a couple of other friends, and though most are supportive, I want to kill myself. My best friend doesn't want me to die... but I also don't want to live for him alone. Idk, you decide.

No
Yes
Middle class
No

>Are you single?
No
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy?
Yes

>Are you single?
Yeah
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
Yeah
>Are you happy?
At the moment yeah

>Are you single?
sort of
>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
sometimes

>Single
Yes. Have been for the last 11 years. I'm 27.
>Virgin
No.
>Rich
No.
>Happy
No....

Yes
Yes
No
Yes

>Are you singal?
yes
>Are you a virgin
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>are you happy?
no

yes
no
no
yes

>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy?
Other than when I was a child and didnt understand what it was to truly be sad, I've only experienced happiness briefly when my life seemed to be getting back together. Then my fiance left me and I failed 2 semesters of college because I was too depressed to function. Hopefully I've learned to appreciate things while I have them and won't have to keep figuring it out after I've lost it.

And you don't even get to look forward to being a wizard :/

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
no
Also today has been the worst day of my life my mom caught me using drugs mane

>No
>No
>No but I have enough to live comfortably
>yes

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
yes

Don't rely on other people to bring you happiness. You have to figure out what is that brings joy to your life.

I'll probably kill myself in my early 30s. Already have a 5-year plan.

It will get better. Change the way you see things. Perspective matters more than anything.

Yes, yes, no and yes

>Sup Forums survey thread
>>Are you single?
No. Married 8 years.

>>Are you a virgin?
No. 7 partners, and 1 hooker.

>>Are you rich?
No. $45K/yr

>>Are you happy?
I'm not unhappy. Most days I'm fairly content, but I sometimes dream of a happier alternate universe version of my life.

I 2nd this as its exactly the same for me

>Yes
>No
>No
>Eh

Git gud

Good luck man

YYNN

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
no
>Are you happy?
no

>Are you single?
ye

>Are you a virgin?
no

>Are you r̶i̶c̶h̶? free from economic struggle?
yes

>Are you happy?
no

i hate my life
hey! ay ay ay

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
decently so
>Are you happy?
debatable. i enjoy myself but i feel there is a higher state of happiness i can be in

>no
>no
>no
>no
I hate all and I'm willing to die right now.

>I'm not unhappy. Most days I'm fairly content, but I sometimes dream of a happier alternate universe version of my life.

Keep the dream alive, brother.

Yes

No

Middle class

No

>Are you single?
no

>Are you a virgin?
no
>Are you rich?
hell no
>Are you happy?
yes

>just got out of high school
Oh, so you don't know what suffering is. I'd say just stick with it til 30, then if it's still fucked by all means kill yourself. Just make sure you don't do some pussy shit, go kill corrupt politicians or something. My best friend ditched me senior year and took all of my friends with him, turned them against me even though I didn't do anything wrong. Literally one day I asked if we were hanging out, he said we were going to one guy's house, that guy said he never heard of that plan, never talked to me again. Don't take pansy pussy bullshit high school drama as misery, you don't know suffering yet.

>Are you single?
yes
>Are you a virgin?
yes
>Are you rich?
depends on what you consider rich. i make 95k a year and have chance to increase that by a good amount and move to japan for a year.
not rich but well off for my age and area
>Are you happy?
yes

this

Yeah
Sadly, but I've gotten blowjobs
Fuck no, foodstamps fam
Honestly, I am actually pretty happy with life just because of my friends

Yes
No
No
No

>yes
>yes
>no
>no
thanks now im depressed

>>Are you single?
yes
>>Are you a virgin?
no
>>Are you rich?
no
>>Are you happy?
no.

>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin
Yes
>Are you rich?
Compared to the rest of Sup Forums, probably
>Are you happy?
Meh...

No to all.

>Are you single?
married
>Are you a virgin?
nope
>Are you rich?
moderately
>Are you happy?
I should be

No
No
Kinda
Yes

yes
yes
no
meh

Don't worry about shit, when you move out everything's different

>YES
>YES
>NO
>NO

If I can't succeed then no one else should either. I'll bring everyone down with me

>Are you single?
No
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
For a college student
>Are you happy?
Mostly

yes
no
no
no

Single?
Yes, situation might change soon
Virgin?
No, but a couple of months since last time
Rich?
No, company is closing in about a month, so currently looking for a new job
Happy?
Sometimes? Depends on what I'm doing or with who I'm, some nights I feel happy, some other I feel the dread of society and hate everything

Y
N
N
N

I'm happiest when I'm asleep. I can't feel pain, shame, guilt, or loneliness in my dreams. In my dreams, everyone loves me.

>No, but a couple of months since last time

you think that's bad, try marriage

nnnn

>>Are you single?
yes
>>Are you a virgin?
no
>>Are you rich?
middle class
>>Are you happy?
yes

>actually getting a job

Yes
No
Define Rich
not really

They probably are also faking in your dreams
Don't want to even think about that for now

Then you woke up and realised you had a dream about you dreaming you were happy.

>Are you single?

Yes

>Are you a virgin?

No

>Are you rich?

Middle Class

>Are you happy?

Eh..

yes
no
no
sometimes

when I drive for a long time I sometimes forget who I am, where I'm going, and why. It's amazing, like those moments where you wake up and don't know who your are for a moment except longer.

>Are you single?
Nope
>Are you a virgin?
Nope
>Are you rich?
Yes
>Are you happy?
Not really

Take down someone important and corrupt. If you're smart enough to succeed, you're smart enough to know the right one to take with you

>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
Sort of
>Are you rich?
Yes
>Are you happy?
No

>>Are you single?
no
>>Are you a virgin?
no
>>Are you rich?
no
>>Are you happy?
working on it. but nobody can ever truly be happy. its human instinct to always want more

>Goddammit, they're both right.
I can be anything in my dreams. A superhero, a carpenter, a computer scientist, a physicist, even a god. In real life, I'm nothing.

Kind of like gaming.

>No, been dating my girl for 3 years on Sunday.
>Also no.
>Nope, poor college fag.
>Mostly, lifes treated me alright.
What about yourself, OP ?

And then you woke up.

Yes
Yes
No
No

>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
No
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy?
No

Yes
yes
no
no

>Are you single?
No
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>Are you rich?
No
>Are you happy?
Yes

checked, also what the fuck does sort of mean ?

>Are you single?
Yes
>Are you a virgin?
Yes
>Are you rich?
Yes
>Are you happy?
Yes

Y
N
N
N

>Are you happy? Yes

explain?