Waifu claim thread

Waifu claim thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

>Beach edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=BE_0m5OkyN4
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Snek is still a cute.

Rory is a loser edition

Maria a cutie.

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I'm not THAT good to 1v3, even if I was, would they REALLY believe I'll go around carrying people freely? As is I already have people begging me to carry them in a raid, I do not have patience to teach them everything, even if there is rewards for me to gain

lucky you last time I counted it was 0
and sounds like you're actually waiting for it to happen

I posted literally seconds after you but got the thread done first.
>brb killing myself
>y tho

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This is what you get for not doing dank whoolies in the dining area!

Guess I'll claim in this one too, desu.

Tenryuu claimed

>waking up
>covered in pure salt
I hate the summer

Hey, at least it's not like usual where it's semen, desu~

Multi claim

Maybe you should take a shower or something, you fucking hobo.

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still here

and

what do you mean

Having more than one waifu will destroy your laifu.

i think nyarko could be the next karate kid.
also claimed

No no no, waking up in semen is USN standard

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The head is a bit tilted lol. I'd be happy to have someone else doing the shipping with me and rory

My guess was that he's bored and wanted to hang with the big Kids. That's why I'm laughing too. Its sooo stereotypical

Still the two best boat grils.
That's true, desu.

She's just laying there doing nothing and smiling off into the distance as if she's satisfied with something. That ain't normal.

i this birds eggs hatch :(
she built her nest in our water hose but it's hanging sideways off the wall

I'll try to sleep now.
Goodnight.
>maybe

I'm shovering every morning.

Best of sleep Galky!

I hope not. Fuck birds.

>I had no idea ... had a boyfriend.
>She didn't give any indication at all.
>Who is he?
>Where did they meet?
>How many times a week?
>Why am I jealous?
>If ...'s happy, that's all that matters, right?
>Everyone grows up sooner or later.

I'll straight-up kill Galkonon for recommending me these feels.

Goodnight1.

Goodluck Galko.

leave it alone

Milinda claim


(Shinoa)
This state is all fake country losers... kek
Maybe I will come down there. If I did, would you wanna meet up sometime?

(Maki)
Hmm sounds like Makoto has good taste too.
>reminds me of you
R-Really? Thats so sweet thank you Maki

u wot

There isn't a boyfriend.

it will be ok user
maybe

i only went "near" it was so that i can get a picture
I'm not fucking with it otherwise though

See you in an hour!


>Time to try this PSP version

I'm gonna set out on a manhunt.
I thought I was embarking on a real nice animu about a naive girl with unusually large boobs and instead I got feels for almost exactly one minute.
We've got to kill Galkonon.
It's the only reasonable thing to do.

Maybe you're just naturally salty. Do you find yourself getting upset by little things, especially so during competitions?

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I've literally busted nuts to her punch compilation. I usually start beating off everytime she acts nervous when walking home with Souta.
I literally rewatch Episodes just to stroke it to her scenes. Especially the one in season 3 where her dad intercepts them at the park. Great fap material there.
My dream would be to splooge thick all over her and Yamada in front of ogakusan's. NYAAAA~!
>sorry no beach photo.

read

I KNOW BUT HIS THINKING, MAN
I've had that exact thought process before
So I'm carrying out a class-action lawsuit against you.
Lawyer up.
>this animu is actually alright though

i think she is content

you better not or you'll kill them all
trow some leaves or old cloth in case the eggs or babies fall

claim back to league

I am the definition of saltyness

That gif is...
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TOO LATE HIDE , RUN GO AWAY

>I'll go around carrying people freely
Kek, what is this? A service? Never played Destiny but holding someones hand through anything like that does seem like a pain in the ass. Heard those raids last for like 4 hours.

>2X
Yeah that's like doing a expert lvl on SIF.

Hey Doc, ever tried pepper?

Gotta learn how to conform when you're doing that. If he would of given you a bag of Hot Crunchy Kurls also the irony would consume the beach.

Goodluck mang.

She does, A-1 grade taste. Don't mention it Milinda, it was the title that brought it up.

10/10

>Best idol claimed

Please give me that. We don't even have to tell anyone.

Did she ever become popular?

>sad becausr you arent winning
Man up would you

>sorry guys
>tried killing myself
>someone killed me 3 seconds before I could

>lawyer up
I'm poor.

I'm actually gonna try to sleep now.

I wish my luck upon ya Galks!

Reminded me of this. Just stop being salty, man. It's not difficult.

I had a waifu, back years and years ago. She helped me through some tough times, secretly giving me the confidence that shaped me into the man I am today. Married, financially comfortable, self-reliant and mentally at-peace.

Her name was Ukyo Kuonji.

Who's that girl,
with that smile,
by the raging seas?
Long long hair,
big dark eyes,
her name's Kuonji.

Ukyo Kuonji,
The girl with the spatula
Ukyo Kuonji
Okonomiyaki U-chan (U-chan!)

That's a really good idea

Whaaaaaat??

All this past-tense is sickening me.

PSP version is pretty neat. I gotta learn the controls though

Hello Tomoko-chan! It is the schwanz king! The Tomoko waifu is the great paradox. That makes the schwanz rise to new heights of power.

But the power level too powreful, and I would feel bad about damaging the Tomoko-waifu. It is a sad day to be the schwanz king!

>I fap in solitude
>There is a sad, majestic beauty to it
>the seamin comes with edgeaculation
>It makes the shape of hearts in the air before splattering to the ground. It is like snowflakes melting after a few brief moments

fuck you man
fuck you

Well now you've announced it to the world, friend.

>because I'm not winning
Sir why don't you take those goddamn
>implications
somewhere else?
>pic related

Goodnight

I've been managing just fine. Also, variety is the spice of life.

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Hey Nurse
I hate pepper

I mostly have a reason to be salty
>"If i ever see a CV player asking me what a CV is again, then i'm going to write a long and hysterical post in my tumblr-blog"

Wow what a slut.

Thanks Maki. I love it. Got any other good ones?

have fun
no
thank you and im sorry

I don't even know what CV is. Is that the new abbreviation for Civilization?

I am very confused right now.

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I have decided to confess. I think I love you, you amazing, beautiful winner.

Nah, CV stands for Aircraft Carrier (or Carrier Vehicle to be exact)

Because it's very funny.

Claiming lightest waifu

Dude, we had waifus in the 90s too.

You'll make it. In time.

Time for me to be off to sleep.

Have a good day everyone.

>Had

That's also in moon I'm guessing.

So you accept the salt?

Glad to hear.

Uh this was another goody that we both knew actual
youtube.com/watch?v=BE_0m5OkyN4

Sleep well.

But muh effort from mobile!

I'm down for some fun dude. Maybe Galky, yuno and I can go at some indoor trampoline dodgeball one day

I would've taken a few and give him the rest

Night!

>shinoa

Kyoko is the better tomato. She's humble about it too.

I can tell that you're uneasy. I'll just apologize for upsetting you.

Sorry.

I'm done posting now.

Quit being so overtly faggy.

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>the nursing tomato
I think it's not helping that i grew up on salty coasts

*fapfapfapfapfap*

Don't let one guy make you stop posting. How was your day user?

I like this one too. Not as good as the other one though. The chorus is really good.

Sounds cool. Maybe I will come down sometime. I will let you know if i'm ever down there.

Im gonna go for a little while. Be back in an hour or two.

God bless, Shironon.
You too, are a winner!

Guys I made an updated version of the pic because I wasn't satisfied.

There's a fan one that's about 60% translated. It's fun so far, and I get to make my waifu into the best idol!
>After spending 20 minutes figuring out basic controls

Sadly enough there is a service going on where players charge others for a carry (no such system is in actual game thankfully but a third party site)

As for raids, if you have a full team who knows what they're doing, it can be done in little as 1 hour

>First raid released to destiny took long as 9 hours to complete

QOTT:There's a spy among us. Who is it! Show yourself!

!!!!