Today:
Slovakia - England
Russia - Wales
Tomorrow:
Ukraine - Poland
Northern Ireland - Deutschland
Top Stories:
>Anthony Modest wants to stay in Köln
>Puma on suicide watch
>Leipzig won't buy Embolo
>Usami to Augsburg
>Hermann Gerland stays at Buyern
>test cricket sucks
Anyone else /fuckEngland/ here?
yes, I know they'll be saying that "its coming home" was just ironic banter, but you can be certain that most of them really did believe it
I can't wait to see them all btfo
you forgot
>Draxler wants to leave Wolfsburg immediately
/bundes/ on life support watch
All the non-tanned Germans are still at wörk.
please like us
based Axis brother
Vice versa
Also we should stop sending those ungrateful kike fucks submarines and other stuff, they'll never like us anyway.
>everyone leaving Wolfsburg
will they actually be relegated next season? I sure hope so.
it looks more likely by the day
I was in Rome the last week.
What did i miss?
I presume you haven't talked to many Englishman in real life if you think we are ever optimistic about our team.
We watched the DFB cup draw and the guy in charge was very knowledgeable without looking like a tryhard. The girl who actually picked the balls from the cup was a blonde female 16 year old under 17 germany soccer player who user playfully and ironically obsessed over.
Other than that nothing happened. Kyouko didn't post with his tripcode on, Denmark was here, Brazil was here, France was here, Netherlands was here, Australia was here.
We didn't experience anything out of the ordinary. No major football news.
Some teams posted transfer pictures wearing Ewald Lienen paper cutouts. Imagine Karl-Heinz Rummennigge wearing a Ewald Lienen paper cutout during the Renato Sanches transfer picture.
Where did you sleep in Rome?
This is your right now
I hope England goes out
Not very likely at this point, since there's already one third place team with fewer points than them.
they still can be one of the worst 3rds so they go out
Slovakia has to just win 3:0
I saw the draw, yes that was good.
I want to see one of those Ewald Lienen pictures.
Some Airbnb. It was nice.
Even if their GD goes to shit, they still have more points than Albania. They just need one more third placed team to get under 4 points. And considering all 3rd places in the other groups have fewer than 4 points, it would be quite unlikely.
Petition to rename to /Bayerns/liga
signed
gianlucadimarzio.com/en/eng/dortmund-makes-inquiry-for-schurrle-while-man-united-is-ahead-in-race-for-mkhitaryan/
>Dynamo Dresden vs. Red Bull Leipzig
it's gonna happen!!!
I would rather have Draxler or bring back Perisic
Naby keita from red bull Salzburg to "red bull" Leipzig
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Those ruins are crazy
Maybe Denmark has the other Ewald Lienen picture
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Here we go. Mainz basically made fun of it, right?
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Hehe *wink* *wink*
Hehe yes
Would love to fill all your holes with hot spunk bb
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not enough caro ITT for my taste
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OY CLY, it's like anoddah Shoah.
Just threw my fourth 180 all life
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Congratulations
This has gone entirely too far.
>another
Thank you
Why is nobody buying Will Grigg? He scored 25 goals in 40 matches and assisted 5
>Will Grigg
he's not even a starter for NI
Bayern should buy him and turn him into the new Dale Jennings.
i think it's because he plays in the english third tier
hello i am here now
qt
goodbye hans, i hope you don't get jailed for having NAZI beliefs? I surely hope EU and German thought police wont notice your online NAZI propoganda against the peaceful JEWISH people on a multicultural internet forum
He's too old for that
Well he obviously should be no?
Wigan play third tier? Oh my
My pamper day today :-)
lel
damn thats some nasty shit
Weiler is going to Anderlecht.
I think I know you better than you know yourself; you are always laughing at your team, expecting nothing. But secretly, very deep inside, you think that this might actually be the year, your year. :^)
Finally made tea again for the first time in what feels like weeks
what kind of tea?
Chamomile Sage Ginger
sounds disgusting
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>6 players close to a suspension
Whoa, are Slovakia the shithouses of the tournament?
>it will literally never be englands year
feels very good
>vardy playing
welp they won
this will be a nice match
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Yes
>hey user, come dance with me!
>you... do know how to dance... right..?
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Of course I do bitch let me know when you learn how to dance tho, that shit you just tried is depressing.
nice haircut
whats it called?
i better not tell
alot of guessing involved here
Can Mkhitaryan just leave already?
He obviously doesn't want to stay anymore
19/20, though 3 or 4 were guesses. Semi educated guesses, but still guesses.
who would buy him?
sorry i just nod my head to techno music I don't dance
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Is United Kingdom watching with us?
hope so
>test cricket sucks
please delete this
Are you?
whats test cricket anyway?
y-yeah
It's actually just cricket. About 40 years ago they invented a new "fun" type of cricket to pander to women, children and indians and had to therefore give real cricket another name.
whats the new name for real cricket then?
real cricket is "test cricket"
meme cricket is pyjama shit
>ths awful plebeian music
I am ready to die
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Until half time or Slovakia score two. Whichever comes first.
Alright
meme cricket is pyjama shit
I laughed
Same
this is you what about you?
Doesn't he want to go to the EPL or something?