What are some things Americans care too much about?

What are some things Americans care too much about?

anime

boiholes

>muh illegal immigrants terking err jerbs

t. whitey

Celebrity crap

N-no, we are straight and like b-boobies

Money

University education. The bubble is going to burst soon.

Dunno, but we don't care enough about lingerie football

If it was popular enough, we could even get a trap spinoff :)

I was shocked to find out American goes full retard on Valentine's day, it's almost equivalent to how much we care about Christmas.

>race
>guns
>celebrities
>minuscule non-issues amplified into semi-issues
I think that's about it.

only cute pink finn ones

>Implying that isn't a trap

do you see any boobies?

Celebrities
Can't watch a show without one

Okay guns are important tho.

Race and guns, it's ridiculous

>Implying I implied it wasn't
I said we don't have an organized league for it. I don't think they let bois into the LFL either

walmart and kim jong-un

tits,asses,hot girls,expensive cars,and drink

Tits

Ass is what's really important.

literally me

talk to us when you're

/thread

Chill snootie patootie