Hey Australia. It's been a while since we talked. Hows everything going?
Hows the PM? I missed Based Tony being in the headlines. Hows the new guy? Is he doing well? Is Tony gonna take his spot back?
Hows the opposition? Last time we talked they were going through somewhat of a leadership crisis. Have they figured out who is in charge yet? Whats that red headed cunt been up to?
Hows the boats? You still turning them back?
Hows mining? Going well?
Hows the whole internet situation? Last we talked it was at somewhat of a stalemate on what to do in the rural parts. The Libs wanted one thing, Labour wanted another. Any headway there?
In general, anything going on nationally? Anything that might not be making international news?
Current pm wants Australias population to grow by 3% indefinitely and essentially fuck everyone in the arse by overpopulation and being unable to afford homes etc
Jacob Torres
>Tony's replacement is doing pretty shit I feared that. Tony seemed based as fuck
>Julia Gillard is gone thankfully Thats good to hear. I was hoping she could go for a swim and get lost as well.
>Current pm wants Australias population to grow by 3% indefinitely
Through natural population gropwth or immigration?
Also, I watched some YT video where some asian chick was bitching about some stink on a detention island? That ever get resolved?
Caleb Gutierrez
dont you guys have like a big empty areas in the middle of Australia? seems great to populate in if your country can turn these empty areas into an urban cities
Alexander Murphy
Those "empty areas" are full of abbos huffing petrol, from what I was told
Jaxson James
How do I get a Slim Dusty CD?
The shops want to charge me large amounts of money for import.
Nathan Gomez
Yeah lots of stupid shit making news about retard Marxists protesting the refugee camps because they aren't let into aus and apparently aren't treated well enough which is bs also offshore detention and other shit and yeah population growth through immigration
Most of Australia is coastal because the majority of inland Australia is unable to be inhabited due to significant parts being desert and just not able to support alot of people so increased population is just going to result in the coastal cities getting even more overpopulated and housing being even more expensive (housing prices are ridiculous in most cities)
Brody Flores
Most of Slim's shit is on youtube. Just download it from there.
Camden White
Where do your illegals come from? Malaysia?
Ayden Powell
They banned alcohol/petrol etc from entering aboriginal communities because they just abused it with their welfare
They eventually started making alcohol out of Vegemite (which is the by product of making beer)
Hunter Martin
Yeh but I like CDs for listening in my old car.
Eli Mitchell
>They eventually started making alcohol out of Vegemite Abbos...find a way...
Luis Harris
Just burn the MP3's onto a CD. You can buy a pack of blank CD's for like, two bucks at Walmart.
Tyler Morales
Africa and middle east for the illegal "refugees"
Lots of foreign investment from China and legal immigrants from pretty much every where
Levi Young
NBN B N
Jayden Nguyen
I like to imagine in the wee hours of the mourning, Tony goes for a swim with just a bowie knife in his mouth sinking the boats himself humming your anthem.
Dylan Long
Speaking of Slim Dusty, why the fuck isnt Waltzing Matilda your anthem instead of that droning generic Advance Australia Fair?
>Hey Australia. It's been a while since we talked. Hows everything going?
Pretty mediocre. Life's good for me I suppose.
>Hows the PM? I missed Based Tony being in the headlines. Hows the new guy? Is he doing well? Is Tony gonna take his spot back?
Tony was a dickhead imho. Yeah stopping the boats and probably saving the lives of people who get shipped in dingy unstable forms of transport is good and all, but yeah, can't really say he was based.
Turnbulls a cuck, and he's privatising everything, which could lead to a recession. Will Tony come back? Hard to say at this point.
>Hows the opposition? Last time we talked they were going through somewhat of a leadership crisis. Have they figured out who is in charge yet? Whats that red headed cunt been up to?
Just a bunch of bullshit from liberals and labour going "Must I remind you that X years ago you did X"
Pauline's been pretty silent desu. Don't give much of a shit about carrot top.
>Hows the boats? You still turning them back?
Apparently.
Hows mining? Going well?
Apparently thats going shit.
>Hows the whole internet situation? Last we talked it was at somewhat of a stalemate on what to do in the rural parts. The Libs wanted one thing, Labour wanted another. Any headway there?
Libs fucked over our internet. Don't know much about anything else, I've kind of stopped giving a shit.
In general, anything going on nationally? Anything that might not be making international news?
