My wife squirted like crazy tonight during sex. Ever had this experience?

My wife squirted like crazy tonight during sex. Ever had this experience?

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nfp.marquette.edu/arousal_seminal_fluid.php
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yeah, she squirted last time I fucked her, too

Fucking savage

she squirts every time with me, you just have to warm her up enough

My wife or yours?

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fucking kek

No, my wife doesnt piss on me when we have sex.

Which is what squirting is, dumbass.

My gf is always a multiple time squirter, covers my face and fills my mouth

Who said it wasn't? Dumbass?

test

Test failed.

Dumb fucking shit man why does the internet know nothing of the female body

never had a woman squirt on him before
faggot

Yea when I slit someones throat with a knife

OOOOOH SO EDGY
GO TO BED, you have school in the morning

nigga. youre a fucking hypocrite faggot.

At least i know how squirting works faggot

thesexmd.com/squirting-really/

virgin dumbasses

Schools out. That's why this place sucks all of a sudden.

yfw you realize that porn isnt real.

and you've never actually had a woman.

>I'm a bad lay
>I'm also a substandard jerk

What a shit source, have you ever been with a squirter, been to s sex shop, or TAUGT A FUCKING SEX HEALTH CLASS FAGGOT? That's not fucking squirting, thats making a woman piss themselves trying to force squirting

google. find dozens of medical refutations to your claim. believe it anyway. prove you dont know what youre talking about. demonstrate youve never actually been in any of these situations you claim.

If you like being pissed on, just admit it, dumbass.

>virgin that's never been with a squirter, been to s sex shop, or TAUGT A FUCKING SEX HEALTH CLASS detected

Who gives a shit? Why so sensitive? If it gets you off and no one gets hurt, just enjoy it.

>Who gives a shit?
Oh, you like that AND pissing?

Wow...I guess it is better to be pissed off than pissed on
>Which is what your wife does

These sites are hardly fucking medical and if you really read to a point of stable thesis then why did you post the first fucking link on google. Lets just have a quick science lesson dumb shit. What is piss? Water plus excess minerals (yellow and salty). Why is female seminal fluid i.e. squirt? Fucking water, plus minerals. Basic shir dip tard, your body releases water and minerals, in the form of tears, sweat, secretion, same stuff moron, and of course piss and seminal fluid will be similar in characteristic bc they pass through the same passage, but the fluid comes from glads in the gspot and gather in a sac, not the bladder. GET A SQUIRTER GIRLFRIEND AND GET ON MY LEVEL YOU FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT

Yeah, I find it pretty fucking hot.

Rekt

This is said pussy but sure, faggot

So where is this sac hmm? And how is it that trained medical professionals are ignorant, but you, a boy who enjoys being pissed on and bragging about it on Sup Forums somehow knows?

that rubber is strangling your dick man, get bigger ones

>female seminal fluid

lol

quick lesson: women dont produce semen.

Also: slow down and dont be so mad when you are proved to be an idiot. Just learn something and then you wont make the same stupid mistake again.

Also "gspot" — might want to research that fallacy too, sexpert.

Finally, someone who's not autistic

my girl squirts a good amount of the time. she fucking loves it, i dont mind it either. ive had her hit me in the eye before when i was standing up. shits cash

When your sources are shitty sex health sites and buzz feed, clearly medical professionals, and it's on the literal gspot, which those same medical dipshits also love to say doesn't exist. Faggot

Your wife is incontinent. That is pee.

You like being pissed on, then?

Correction dipshit, wlmen have seminal fluid, semen isn't sperm.
Once again, semen isn't sperm
Pop quiz semen is? Sperm? Or not?
Mid term semen is? Not sperm you learned this already. Do you need to take finals you uneducated virgin fuck

nfp.marquette.edu/arousal_seminal_fluid.php

dumbass.

Also, what kind of virgin faggot doesn't believe in the g spot, clearly not one who's ever pounded it til being bitten and scratched

news-medical.net/health/What-is-Semen.aspx

Only in males.

Its a fallacy, dumbass.

Just like the fallacy that youve ever had a woman.

OH HMM LOOKS LIKE PRECUM, SMELLS LIKE PRECUM, TASTES LIKE PRECUM, BASICALY PRECUM, NAH LET'S CALL IT SOME OTHER SHIT SO VIRGINS ONLINE CAN KEK

if it is piss then its not bad tbh, more the thought of her not being able to control herself. also we tested tht theory she took a piss before a rough fuck session and she still squirted just as much???

This guy gets it.

You're the dumbest shit, feel a vagina one day, learn how it works and what it does, wanna know why I'm not putting links like you faggots? My source is god damn premium juicy pussy, mmm mm finger lickin good. Gspots exist, try not to die alone

If you like cock with precum, then cool. Because that is the only place it comes from.

Every medical authority denies it - but you have found it.

lol.

yfw you realize you dont really know how to pleasure a woman.

Who gives a fuck about those nerds, ask literally anyone that has fucked a girl. Ask someone who's regular cum counter on 4 their girl is 6-10. Ask any girl that's had a genuine squirmy clenching orgasm, but you have none of these sources, just your links and your tears, faggot

>sucks all of a sudden
>all of a sudden
seems like you're one of those summer fags.

an orgasm is not a gspot.
Ive had women orgasm from touching thier nipples.

You know nothing - and look like a total asshole.
You mad, bro.
lol at you.

Your wife pissed on you during sex and you're happy over it??

>All these links and tears
You cracked me up, user.

that is fucking disgusting
can you have her atleast shave her ass hit and then repost?

>played with her nipples
>she moans
>ohmanigaveagirlanorgasm.jpeg
>gotta tell the internet
Nigga last night a trans porn star and i were fucking my gfs pussy at the same time what does your bitch ass know about orgasms

>hairy asshole
>unwashed skin
>stretch marks
>shitskins
>pussy gaping
premium pussy, huh?

Hair grows on all ass cracks, not just your swamp ass shit neck

>Last night a trans porn star and i were fucking my gfs pussy
>what does your bitch ass know about orgasms
>gotta tell the internet

Learn how to read

>ive had girls orgasm just from touching their nipples
why don't you tell us something that actually happened virginfag

You share your nipple orgasm story, gotta put freshmen in their place

what does asking her to shave her ass have to do with everyone having ass hair. just because everyone takes shits doesn't mean the smell and taste of shit are good

This is how I know 98% of Sup Forums are virgins

why are you fucking a street-shitter?
is she able to shit in a toilet?

Ass tastes pretty sweet to me, hispanic girls have some brown pigments, but who cares, I'm the one fucking her

but you don't have one.

hey shit for brains some women are very in tune with their bodies and can orgasm very easily

Don't have what faggot?

this all makes me kek

what does that have to do with ass hair? are you autistic? are you not able to comprehend simple sentences?

>not being able to read

why are you fucking a beaner?

>very in tune with their bodies
>shit for brains
guys look it's a nu-male from tumblr!

Hair grows, she shaves like biweekly or some shit, im not gonna try to justify hair, be realistic in what you complain about virginfag, idgaf about some fucking hairs on her ass

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>be realistic in what you complain about
hurr durr you don't like my gfs hairy ass therefore you're a virgin

NIGGER FAGGOT YOU SAID BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ONE? WHAT I DON'T HAVE A STORY? FUCKING MY GF WITH JESSY FUCKING DUBAI ISN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU FAGGOT?

Op, you must leave Sup Forums

are you trying to be funny or something?

guys can orgasm from grinding, wet dreams, foreplay and all sorts of shit.
wouldn't it make sense if some women could orgasm just as easily?

Be jelly, be doubtful, you will never pass through my mind again but i will always remember eating her prefect asshole

No, because sex is just like porn and they only orgasm via vaginal stimulation. *Irony*

Eh, not so, someone that can be triggered to cum from things that mild usually suffer from a condition and orgasms get rather painful

ITT: Virgin faggots claiming they've had sex

C'mon Sup Forums, wtf. I though we were better than this.

Just stop faggot
And go back to school

im just saying nipple stimulation can definitely lead to orgasms and its not all that uncommon.

your'e a fucking virgin kid go play lego batman

No like uncommon is the exact word dude, stats out my ass here but I'm pretty sure less than 50 percent of women have even had orgasms and i doubt more than 10% is from just stimulation with no clit play

give me an orgasm from foreplay, faggot
not gonna work...

>implying you aren't a teenaged virgin

grinding is physical stimulation of the penis
what do dreams have to do with this?
unless that foreplay is physical stimulation of the penis, no, they can't.