Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

>Lazy edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=ePIYnhETCVI

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>mfw everytime i see that image i think it's lewd

>blue nigger claimed and leaving for a short bit

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Tfw barely got any time in overwatch because of work

Chara got claimed again bitches

Well, would you look at the time.

9PM
You tell me.

I know that feel. Only got a few moments before I gotta' get back out there.

Oh no.

sorry about that friend
who are you?
>pic

4 AM, have I lost control of my life?

goddamnit i main support and every mccree makes life terrible

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it's 0602??

>maining

>refrain from posting porn

Do you even fucking know where you are?

Some guy who likes him some mugen

Rory-sama claimed

I mean can i at least main a role? Supports just always been my thing over the years

The better question is, do you?

noooooooooo

Are one of you tards still bumping previous thread?

very mysterious and unexpected claim

my left hand is gangrenous!

Best type moon claimed.

I wonder who this claim could possibly be of.

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Heya Akiko

I recognize it through the panties.

QOTT - is there something you have ever wanted to do that is ridiculous and insane?

Ive always wanted to use a duck as an explosive. Just so I can hear the quack.

blow my head off

I've always wanted to burn something with thermite.

Hello all
I came here for a claim and dip, I'll be back later on today

Lewd. I got it purely from the bells.
Look at the normal shit I'm attempting to do on a bike and you can get a rough idea.

glasses have been found thank god

Be good at videogames

Yes, I always wanted to cut open a human and watch their heart pound
>main reason why I don't want to be a surgeon

Well, craziest thing I've done is chill on roof of gas station for half an hour until police arrested me for trespassing. Gas station owners didn't press charges luckily. If I want to do something crazy, I'll usually do it. Sadly, usually never have that many thoughts of doing crazy stuff.

Oh, also considered becoming a serial killer, keeping thumbs as souvenirs. Was actually straight up ready to murder someone, planned on putting them in chokehold then slitting there throat. Too much Dexter.

Snek is still a cute.

Craziest thing Ive done was plank a cop car while they were considering arresting my friend. I was drunk and avoided arrest via alcohol poisoning.
I do keep my glasses close.

Yo.
How are you Galko?

If we're talking about impossible things itÄs uhm...
Well, being a girl!
That sounds like fun. Why thumbs though? I'd go for the right eye. It's mostly the dominant eye and eyes are pretty!

Hey, how are you doing?

>is there something you have ever wanted to do that is ridiculous and insane?
Have a 3D girlfriend

>i'm back
>shower ran out of hot water
>wew

Hey Kirino. I just woke up, so I don't really have an answer for that yet.

Hey Karen. Fix your monitor?

Fingerprints are unique, and thumb is most used on hand. It was pretty bad how I had it all planned out, would bleed them out into a storm drain, cut them up, put body parts in the storm drain. As I said, a bit too much Dexter for me.

Ah.
Well I hope you're good in the end, any plans for the day, or just work?

Thanks for asking, desu.
Fixed it yes, but it's at 1336x768 instead of 1920x1080 now
Can't have everything I guess. I might just buy an external monitor.

How many days left on your sleep journal? Anything happening?

>not keeping the cheeks
plebs tbh

Shieet its high noon


Seras claimed

Goddamn it. Why did I drink 2 cans.

because you didn't drink 1 can

Going to get shawarma for grandma
see you guys in a bit

Just work, unfortunately.

That sucks, at least it works. I finished the sleep journal, I'm going back to the doctor today for the diagnosis.

See you later.

>fingers crossed for chronic insomnia

Because 3 cans was too much... for now.
>Got done with the first episode
Oh boy, this feels way different then when I tried to watch it as it aired.

That sucks.
I hope that doctor can figure out whats going on with your sleep.

I'm out tonight.
Laters everyone

Good morning all you wonderful anons

The world will never know

Oh shit, it's Karen

You blew my fucking cover

Yea, a few things but I'll desribe one to you

So you know how if you eat corn it doesn't really digest, it goes through your system in one piece and when you shit you can see the individual corn pieces in your shit. So my idea was if you just ate only that, what would happen? If you only ate corn, don't chew it just swallow it whole, for a long time would your shit just be pure corn? I don't like corn that much but I am curious

So guys whats going on?

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Someone has actually done that on youtube

>implying that's a good thing

Sleep well.

Someone did a video of eating just corn and water for a while, then documented his shit.

There's a youtube video of someone having done this.

>for a long time would your shit just be pure corn?
I'll try that one day

link. now.

D.va (and meka) claimed

what up

youtube.com/watch?v=dQN4y1bBmUU
I think he removed the uncensored one.

the cheeks?
So you can always pinch their cheeks?

it's simple

How does it feel that your waifu could destroy you in any video game, and will neglect you to play Starcraft?

First episode of what?
I guess people did want to know that. So they asked.

>fuck her while she plays.webm

Idolmaster. I'm finally rewatching it after giving up on episode 2 while it aired. The feeling I got for it is different now, like I can actually see the emotion in it rather than just some odd way of making an idol show.

I'm going to work now, see you guys later.
>Snek still a cute

Mei claimed

Nevermind, I found it. Kinda disappoint though because he didn't show his shit

ayo Mugen

kek'd. He actually shat pure pristine corn
You gave me the censored clip though but it had a link
This is a different vid then what I found. Thanks Galko

Well it is a great question that had to be answered

jesus fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=hGD2sfzmoiw
here's uncensored if you're bold enough (skip past gay ass leafy impersonator part)

Gardevoir

Pokéwaifu? Good choice

Tim Tebow

mandatory cc claim

this is a first
on the catalog we're next to the desktop thread and the spongebob thread


also sandra, i am having a pretty good time on fire red, only got 5 badges rn but im finding it rather easy as i grinded my charmander and my pidgey to level 50 when i first got them

Good job, you picked one of the worst quarterbacks in recent years of NFL.

ave true to caesar

In a decent youtubers words "shes thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"
can i come sit at the cool kids table now?

Im doong a leaf green. Charmamder / Charizard only

these degenerates belong on a cross

how u gonna use hms?
and that would be easy as u just have to get them to level 70 before u get first badge

why not use water type master race?

Romo is the worst

there was a tasty looking onion someone dropped on the side of the road, was very tempted.

>implying its not better than narcolepsy

trips confirm you should've eaten it!!!
>also kagami claimed

well shit. i forgot about thread and i'm tired. goodnight

>fuck robots
>they feel good

>trips confirm insomnia>narcolepsy

Why didn't you take the onion?

Murg claimed

good night Jenny

I really don't get the point of these threads.. Uhh. Leela?

forgot pic

Yes sir, we have a seat for you right here
Goede morgen Kagami

Night Jen