>be me
>39 years old
>never kissed or even touched a girl
rate and shitpost me Sup Forumstards
im suicidal
>be me
>39 years old
>never kissed or even touched a girl
rate and shitpost me Sup Forumstards
im suicidal
Grow some hair, you'll look better.
Also, get a hooker, lose your cherry — massive pressure off your brain
You'll be alright user
show cock or gtfo
tits?
timestamp or gtfo
0/10 hit the gym
>timestamp or gtfo
checked
Gym + beard = slight chance
OP here, im a fag
Go on they'll help you
You have a very optimistic smile.
Hang in there buddy :)
Grow a goatee, lose some weight.
Only way to be confident with the ladies is to talk to them and get practice, expect zero outcomes.
You may get lucky
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>Grow a goatee
First post ended the thread.
Best advice right here user.
You'd be perfect for a "I just lost my virginity at 40" video on efukt. They have a few of those already. Jump on that bandwagon? Might even get to fuck a hot chick through it all.
oy user, just loose some weight, hit the gym and damn, let your beard grow up. You can do it, you can do everything you wanna do, just do it, courage buddy
Cheer up OP, you can allways rape a cunt.
Are you this guy who went to jail for pulling a knive on underaged boys at the mall?
No idiot, he's Rocky Dennis from Mask.
You look like you could be a good flunky for a super-villain. Like, you could hang out with a short guy with a bad temper who calls you a lunkhead all the time, and you try to get one over on the good guys but screw up in comical ways.