Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Have fun!

>Cake edition

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>Fubuki claimed

I have failed you senpai
I'll do the hug thing though

a.pomf.cat/nrbeit.jpg

That would be the most aesthetic room, great idea.

Not like I have that many priorities anyway.

Seems like I have underestimated Monstercat a lot, that bass is thick.
Yea there's some anons that love doing this thing, and it's nice to see their genres contrasting. Personally I can listen to anything and do my efforts to expand my taste, but garage / liquid / experimental / industrial dubstep will always hold a special place in my heart. Anyway lately I'm listening mostly to instrumental / post-rock.
youtube.com/watch?v=-Km20UhnUM8

I'm doing good, glad that you're back!

I'll ohayo you right out of the thread nigga

Britfag Maki Claim

>impure qt

Hey Karen desu. Computer un-exploded?

I see. It's nice to meet you, hope we get along~

You gotta run smarter, friend
That's nice to hear!
Yeah, I can't label my filenames on mobile
To emphasize a phrase, at least that's how I use them
Alright
>gifts

Welcome back everyone

I'd like to see you trying bitch

claimed

You did the most important part, I'm proud of you.

>

I can imagine~

YES

mandatory cc claim

thats what im aiming for, and thank you

got a 768p screen instead of the regular 1080p one, tech guy couldn't find one that worked for me.
Downloaded Gyo.
Am I in for a ride?

Yes yes! Thankfully can play things now.
Unfortunately I'm back at my grandma's house desu, which means I have to wait for night time to play desu

Ah, I see desu
you and akibro playing a lot of overwatch desu?
How do you find it?

Trips confirm this is a fucking abomination don't ever post this again

>tries to do sad pic
>squeezes cleavage
literally str8 outta hell impure succubus

I'm a good runner but I didn't run last week so form flopped.

Love it when Chara does this, so kyoot

>dat filename
>dem trips

Don't feel bad, senpai. It's just who you are.

Holy shit unlucky desu

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Still here.

no matter how often I see taht pic, I always have to giggle
t-thanks!
well, who doesn't?
Guess I'll have to start it again, huh?
At least when thread is slow

Sorry Chara, I'm generally right on top of new threads if I'm at my computer~
It's a coin toss on their albums really. Sometimes there'll be some gems in them, sometimes not, then you get rare cases where the whole album is gold (Monstercat #22). It's all about finding those gems for me.
I listen to so many genres I couldn't give a solid general outside of rock and electronic. Anything that falls into those genres I'll at least give a shot.
The last few days I've been swinging over to the rock side from the eurobeat binge I was on.
youtube.com/watch?v=7LuSP4QaXiQ
I'd be surprised if we didn't, I'm nearly impossible to make an enemy of. Upbeat and cheery helps a lot with that!
This is my work. I have access to the roof. It is 27 stories tall from this picture.

>Makoto

>slutty
>implying

You misinterpret, those trips confirm it to be superior ohayou
I'll be using that one until I can get my hands on an actual Akiko ohayou

it is best pic, and best pic has best filename

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>Am I in for a ride?
A terrible ride.

Don't worry, same here
When I'm baking I'm the same
>Image limit 150, better shitpost to make new thre-
>oh wait, chara already made one?!

I think the only way is to commission one yourself desu
Someday I'll get one for every person in this thread desu
someday.
Someone said to ask on the drawfag threads, I tried but got ignored desu

I'm implying everything you think I am desu
I like the airhead character though

you're appreciated desu

ohayo saachi
I asked you a question right before my computer exploded and you misunderstood
I was asking if sachii herself was a serial killer. The character not you.
post chainsaw

can't decide if this is lewd or cute af
been doing anything these past few days? People going to pax and conventions and shit
what about you?

I didn't play that much lately. The only reason I play these days is to have a blast with akibro and the others!
Otherwise I don't play
Gotta start at the bottom again kek
Holy shit..
That's one scary looking pic you got there
Hope you watch out when you work

I give up..Hmph~!

I'll just be the usual one then~

Heh~
I don't know.

Yay for power outages

Yea right.

>thighband pantyhose
you've broken me, the only other thing that kills me is feets

>can't decide if this is lewd or cute af
Cute obviously. If that's lewd, I'm the queen of England.

>been doing anything these past few days?
Nothing at all honestly.
Just playing Overwatch and not doing shit all day.
You?

Waifu Confirmed

I can dig it

I'm the same~

Kek, OW later?

Basically. Upping me regime when I'm back to fitness to stop it happening again

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>More gifts!

ohio
sachi not serial killer desu
all she did was blow up a school

youtu.be/1fqImvenVgM

And no matter how much I see that pic, I'm always blown away by those thighs

Eh, this one will do for now. I'm in no rush

>trips confirm

Okay.
>if you watch the rest of the show she isn't really a slut

Claiming D.va

Leaving for a bit.

What colors are you considering using for it?

Noice! More people need to be open about music like us. I will definitely check Monstercat #22 since I have an obsession about downloading albums for collection purposes.
Wish I could keep it going but I have to go.
youtube.com/watch?v=lsw0pgZPDtU

Did you consider killing yourself when the power went down?

:^)
>

I guess that's my official staple then~

>

well, some say they like it, like
nice trips
I also like those thighs

Haha, I normally don't even give them 150 till my post. I'm normally hitting the 150 post to link the new bread. I think I've hit every thread for the last 2 nights in a row now.
Like I said, on my bad days that's the temptation I resist at work. Luckily, I've only had 2 nights where I got bad enough to think about it. All the others I've managed to smile through!
Then we'll probably get along very well!
So, got any hobbies?
That ones pretty damn chill, I like it!
And if you start collecting them, have fun. There's 26 albums last I checked.
>I say as I have 230+ eurobeat albums
Have fun with wherever you're going!

At least by me desu, promise.

Had the daily power outage 8 minutes ago
it's ok friend, just keep calm and kill yourself

but she's nekkid!
Finished all of junji itou's manga lmao. Read 40 chapters of franken fran and about a hundred scps lol
SCP-001 was a fucking pain to go through honestly. People using phones right now so I can't stretch the 100kbps net until they go to sleep or leave the living room desu
Really really want to play overwatch.
Remind me what's bad about Gyo desu? Assuming I fucking loved the manga ofc

I will desu, first I gotta collect the screenshots off the last episode of kin iro mosaic
When are you going to the doctor again btw?

hi dva

>bare feet
and you lost me again desu
impure impure

bye for a bit

I guess that's okay
why again?

Teto a cute

the greens and blue's i use
but maybe some black as it looks pretty good
also considering pink as i want to have the blue merge with something

Well be careful, doing too much could injure you
>even more gifts
And please keep smiling through!

No, but i did consider stabing someone because he was asking me if i wanted to go to a store with him.
Oh and its still down, but i have my phone

not in the good way, bare feet are boring desu

Well it is your forté

Well I did like running until I went and acted like a tard today. I also play a lot of vidya, watch the football (soccer) and I play instruments too. You?

I'm aware. I'm cutting down what I do and doing a little each day rather than a load once a week

Alright. I'm going later today.

It was just terribly adapted from the manga honestly.
It's a lot less mature than the original.
Also role reversal, protagonist is the girl instead of the guy (I don't remember their names)

Mobile still a shit but I finally got all my Renge pics on here. Hello everyone, how's it going?

Riddle time:
I only go forward
I am always there, but you never notice me
I am noticed only after I have passed
On some things you see me, on most I am not
People wish I was there for them, after I'm gone

I found this

>last gift I have "^^

it's time you fucking sixth grader

I like it
Saved

Claiming Seaport Hime.

I guess I'll try something else then~

Hehe, yeah

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Time?

SCP-001 is the factory

I made it way too obvious
I forgot you guys aren't complete retards
let me hit you with another one

So what is Seaport exactly? She looks both hard and soft at the same time

I will! Only certain thoughts really hit me off, and I have to be in a bad mood already for them to get me there. But through lots of self hardening and working on reasons I shouldn't care, I've gotten quite good at resisting it!
Oh, instruments? What kinds? And I think vidja applies to everyone on Sup Forums.
I like bikes, general engine topics, games, music, /waifu/, Chinese Cartoons, and some more stuff I'm sure.
Heya Renge!


>I just noticed a lack of birb today.

Way too ez, post harder riddles pls

Please do

Thank you. It may not seem like it but that actually means a lot to me.
How you holding up mama seaport?

She's an abyssal in Kantai Collection, but she's classified as an oni. Most likely.
>a beautiful oni
Great, as always. You?

>I forgot you guys aren't complete retards
I'm not sure if I should feel flattered or insulted

Good
I should start running again soon..
>gifts
That's great! I never had these thoughts myself, so I wouldn't know how it feels
But I seriously hope you'll get out of there soon

Hanging in there I guess. Playing Katawa Shoujo to try and get my mind off of things.

Nice try, I am immune to such pleb tastes

hi harbor, how are you?
>well by the time I post this its going to be late desu

If someone would claim a waifu from the show here, who would you hope it would be?

Oh wait yeah I didn't notice
I only skipped through a bit to check the animations, and yeah you're right the girl was the one on the machine thing

hey rango, doing ok?

It's the factory desu? The disc and the godlike thing had accompanying stories though
The factory made the most sense though, honestly. How do you know it's true though?

Ehm, previous offer stands, yes? If you need to talk about anything, I'll be here desu, as always.

Let's try this again, I think this one's harder. Otherwise I gotta step it up

Sieve the universe and you'll find me not
I am not real and yet I am
People build upon me
When I shatter, the flames flicker

I play guitar for fun and play bass in a rock band, and I have experience in jazz and orchestral settings.

also, birb is flying home today, he was doing his military exams for the swiss army, he passed and he's flying back home today.

Also calling it if he doesn't actually up the difficulty of the next on the answer is going to be candle lmao

because someone told her to get rid of a test desu
hey renge

>Katawa Shoujo to get my mind off things
I think that'd get me to suicide if I go the bad route god fucking dammit

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> I am immune to such pleb tastes
>

I pretty much have my depression beat! 2 times in 4 months compared to a daily occurrence like before? Oh ya, we good! Smooth sailing from here on out!
>Gifts?
Oh dang, no kiddin? That sounds awesome! Let me hear some songs sometime!

And ohh, I don't know much about birb other than the fact we go birb/cat about 5 times before I pass out.

Meh.

the baby in the picture ruined it for me dude WHAT THE FUCK

and I guess she did lol
also there's the blonde girl that plays with the cat, what's up with her? I really wanted to see her gut the cat tbh

>When I shatter, the flames flicker
explain this desu?
water? water flows through a sieve I guess

how about you entice me with conversation instead, desu?

Oni's are devils right? Is she evil? Maybe like a succubus

Why not both?

I remember reading about it in some other files on the site, not the scp files. The factory was the reason D-clss personnel was created, and it was the reason the SCP foundation came to be. The overseer itself was an agent on the first mission into the factory

It's not a fucking candle

A motherly waifu

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I'm playing a gig in a few months actually. Should be fun.

Kek, that does sound like birb. I speak to him pretty much everyday on telegram~

Yes but Dr. Clef's proposal was also in stories desu
And as boring as it sounds, the sheaf of papers also makes sense. The spiral path too. As beginnings I mean

Love?

The best mouse mom.

I feel like I'm the only one that dropped his musical experiences here.

c:

Hello fellas, doing fine, just bored at work. What about you all?

cause that's insulting and I'd feel like pic related

Ojou, I guess.

Nice! That's a huge improvement you made there
>running low on gifts

Truth.

Onis are traditional demons, and they come in a variety. Also she's a boss in the game.

Bored at home, lmao
How much time left in your shift?

>trips chekd
Do you mean you're the only one that shared them or let them go?
Mugi posts vocaroos of him playing guitar desu
What do you play?

rich airhead best character anyway
>pic related

>claiming yume

also is the answer memes?
>Karen

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And judging by Brit, I assume in Britain? Funny that, I have another friend I think is in a band there.

He's the reason I just put my 2.7k pictures onto my phone so I can post cat reliably!
About to lay down, I should be laying down already but being here was more fun. What job ya got that lets you dick around on Sup Forums?
It all happened overnight to. Something in me clicked that said "10 years of depression kinda sucked, let's try life without it" and I've pretty much been changing myself to be a more happy-go-lucky kinda person that always seems to have a bright outlook on thing. I think it's worked rather well!
>Gift
Morning Yume.

>Actually will go lay down now since I have all my pictures on my phone finally.

Oh, I'm doing great.