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What would be a painless method of suicide a poorfag with no car can do

Jumping off an extremely high building head first.

Eat yourself.

Only got about 100ft at most in my town and heard people survive from more
Something guaranteed

I once bought the book, Final Exit.

Let me summarize: there is no good way. Sorry.

Not everyone has bridges or even tall buildings on where they live. I don't.

You want the rope. Get a rope, hang yourself. If you can get a good rope and can manage to fall 3 feet, you will die instantaneously. Otherwise, you can hang for 15-20 seconds of growing discomfort if you're serious about it.

Save up for a gun?

Eurofag
no gun

hold your breath til you die. willpower is all you need and it's free!

Until you pass out and the breathing reflex starts again.

join a shooting club?

eat a fuckton of salt

You really never heard of an exit bag?

suicide is not recommended. don't do it.

Get a tank of helium gas, rig a tube and a mask to it so you're just constantly inhaling helium.
Then just get comfortable in your bed, put on the mask and drift asleep for good.

kek, posted at the same time.

go to shooting range, get first day for free, shoot a few rounds. Note it feels awesome. If still suicide, then put gun under chin, aim at your brain pull trigger. Keks will be had at range, trust me.

Maybe you can both knock your cocks together now.

only jumps are painless (not under train tho)
don't even try drags/acid - they all pain as hell

>go to train tracks
>walk in front of oncoming train
>????
>profit

this would be hot

Live to old age and die.
Easy peasy

>train
don't be asshole, 50+% of train jumpers survive without hands/legs

Helium is a finite resource. Don't waste it on a fuck up like OP

>Eat shit and die

Don't OD. Just don't. You'll fuck yourself up.

Helium best method, but if you something in this instance, jumping is your option.

Go to a train track
Lean your neck on the rail
Wait for train to come (or swap this step for the one above)
Get head cut off.......like......just cut clean off

>hanged
>growing discomfort

oh bullshit. where'd you find statistics on the success rates of people who wish to commit suicide by jumping in front of trains?

if user is a good looking trap, why not

If he lays his neck on one of the tracks that will be a guaranteed success

I literally just got done saying that, but aiight.....

Lock yourself in a room with Kidz Bop Let It Go playing loudly.
You will find a way to kill yourself.
Because death is better than listening to that.

Sell everything you own. Get on a bus to anywhere. Drink in sketchy pubs. Sleep on the street. Live your life until you run out of cash. Then kill yourself.

Fuck you it's hard enough for us europoor to keep the few guns we have.

I've been wondering about this recently. People perform autoerotic asphyxiation right? I mean isn't that essentially hanging yourself but releasing right as you're about to pass out? It can't be all bad right? Especially if you masturbate while you do it, it might end up being kinda nice.

put a bag over your head and go to sleep.

Fake your death and go do something else.