I am a Christian, and I have proof of God's existence...

I am a Christian, and I have proof of God's existence. I know you atheists love to plug your ears and pretend to be deaf when actual evidence is presented, but if you want to use your brains for once, I'll be happy to educate you.

However, I will only do this if three atheists can put aside their ad hominems and ask politely in this thread.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontological_argument#Anselm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panbabylonism
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I'm all ears

Not one for religion but would love to read your point.

No thank you, have a lovely day.
Just kidding, fucking Kill yourself you absolute waste of human flesh.

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> Believing in god in 2016

Almost all Atheists are virgins with no social skills that want to die. Their life is so bad, there can't be a god.

Lame

I'm the third. Really wanna see what you have to say. Most likely bait tho

This is two.

One more atheshit needs to put pride aside

eh, what the hell. why not?
would you be so kind as to share this evidence?

Our understanding of God is a being than which no greater can be conceived.
The idea of God exists in the mind.
A being which exists both in the mind and in reality is greater than a being that exists only in the mind.
If God only exists in the mind, then we can conceive of a greater being—that which exists in reality.
We cannot be imagining something that is greater than God.
Therefore, God exists.

I would have went with the relative stillness and predictable space and laws of physics.

So...
Because we can not imagine anything greater than god. He exists? Or am i completely wrong here?

This makes no sense. You've proven he exists in the mind, but given no proof of his existence in reality.
If proof of his existence in the mind was all it took to prove his existence in reality, then the delusions of the insane would be automatically proven as reality too.
Therefore Randy Quaid would be right and star whackers would exist.

>if god only exists in the mind, then we can conceive of a greater being- that which exists in reality

but user, just because it is greater than an imaginary being doesn't make it God. After all, your greater than something imaginary, but that doesn't mean you are God.

So god is in the mind, and mind is a part of reality, therefore god is a reality?

You're a fucking idiot.

I just imagined a SuperGod, superior to all known divinities from every religion. There is now something higher than god, therefore your point is bullshit

I've got even better than that

the ontological argument.

naaaaaaah try another mate

>something higher than god
God cannot possibly be higher than either Charlie Sheen or Keith Richards, so the two of them must duke it out to see who the real God is.

>I am a Christian

stopped reading right there

holy shit.

cant you ever stop

just replace "greater" with "malicious" or any of a number of adjectives, and you prove that another kind of being exists, and then why is that not God?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontological_argument#Anselm

Anselm didn't mean that "argument" to be taken as an empirical proof, it's more like a devotional. Cause who can motivate themselves to find a proof for something they don't already believe in?

You are shit at logic, now kill your self

So you just copy pasted Anselm's argument?

>I am a Christian
That's nice.

>I have proof of God's existence
No, you don't. Proof denies faith and without faith, god does not exist. QED.

>if you want to use your brains for once
LOL, when you aren't even using your brain at all?

Religion is mental illness.

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That pic is the best summation of Christianity, ever.

hahahaha!

he won't

This was started in Sup Forums but OP got IP banned several times. Now he's doing it here thinking this get a meme status.

Give it up OP.

My God created your God then threw him in the lake of fire and gave us Jesus.

nt

this reminds me of acid logic

this however didn't make very much sense

>gave us Jesus
Also Satan & the Holocaust & Ebola.
And child porn. He must REALLLY like child porn, seeing as it's everywhere.

Thanks, God.

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kek

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I believe in you, faggot

I believe in you.
Faggot.

>OP tries to derail his own thread because he got owned

Jesus Faggot i believe in you.
So, can you suck my dick?

>I have proof of God's existence
no, you don't

I belive in you Faggot

all hail

>callls people idiots
>posts anime

LOVE ME U FAGS AND SUCK MY DICK

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Lol that moment when you ACTUALLY do some research and realize that Jesus was actually buried in India and not crucified, he meditated and transcended his mind with Tibetan monks for 15 years and realize that the Bible is an really just an astral journey that's been taken WAY out of context...did I also mention that the kingdom of heaven is within. When you die, you dont go to a fucking kingdom. That's what weak minded people want to believe. But no, if you die...you die. But even death is an experience. Lol at these religions who think they know everything.

I got a serious question.
If satan is a fallen archangel and reigns over hell, why does he punish the evil humans? Because humans aren't as good as demons or whatever? What if you sacrifice your whole life into killing as many people as you can? Would that help with the relation with satan?

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But I can imagine Dog, which is above God.

proof that god is real

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panbabylonism

>Firstborn special snowflake syndrome

>A being which exists both in the mind and in reality is greater than a being that exists only in the mind.
I think that's where you fucked up. Oh, and also on everything else, but especially this one

>I am a Christian
Yeah, this proves why you're are a massive faggot.
>and I have proof of God's existence
No you don't.

OP, this argument is literally 900 yrs old. I am a Christian and I'm glad that you are, too, but that's not enough to convince just about anyone of God's existence who doesn't believe

I believe in a giant jar with teeth that is greater than God and is a being than which no greater be conceived.

I can prove the giant jar with teeth is real.

Our understanding of the giant jar with teeth is a being than which no greater can be conceived.
The idea of the giant jar with teeth exists in the mind.
A being which exists both in the mind and in reality is greater than a being that exists only in the mind.
If the giant jar with teeth only exists in the mind, then we can conceive of a greater being—that which exists in reality.
We cannot be imagining something that is greater than the giant jar with teeth.
Therefore, the giant jar with teeth exists.

Also, because I imagined the giant jar with teeth, and it is greater then God, I have also disproved the existence of God while proving the existence of the giant jar with teeth.

>I'm a Christian
OP I'm a Muslim but I don't pull the same bullshit as you
>I have proof God exists
I don't need proof I need faith in God (allah)

All praise the giant jar with teeth.

Do you feel offended because of South Park showing Mohammed? I think any sane person shouldn't.

God exists in the same sense you exist. There has to be something, other than just nothing. Nothing would remain nothing forever, for it is nothing. Out of nothing can come nothing.

Nothing doesn't exist. So god and an afterlife are less improbable than nothing.

The theory of god is he made everything. and even the nothing.

The nothing on it's own can do nothing.

Actually in a vacuum matter can appear from nothing, so your point is false.

The problem with religious people...is they don't think for themselves. Can't think critically about shit. They need a mental crutch. Especially OP here.

Ah, the bullshit ouroboros conundrum -

>If you need proof, then you don't believe, and are thus unworthy
>If you believe, you don't need proof

>plug your ears
>pretend to be deaf

Literally what Christians do, also we have this bait shit everyday

Matter can not be created or destroyed

>Learn to high school science

What about doublegod? You doublenigger

Clearly OP hasn't heard of the Tower of Babylon. The Christians built it to reach God. God didn't want them to reach him, so he split the workers up by introducing different languages, so the construction was halted.

This means it would be possible to reach God with a tower, meaning he lives in the atmosphere. However, we can now see everything in the atmosphere and God has not been seen. Therefore, God doesn't exist.

tl;dr The Bible disproves God with the Tower of Babylon.

Honestly I know people who are but I'm happy with my belief but I rarely get offended with Islamic jokes if I got offended easily then why would I be on Sup Forums?

Do you into quantum physics? Law of Conservation of Matter is false. Please graduate highschool before contributing.

It is not bait. This is the Onthological Argument, and it can be easily disproved by what Kant said. Look it up, or if you are too lazy to do so I'll try to explain it myself. It's a really primitive argument, and it has been disproved quite a number of times.

i hate that girls face

You clearly have no proof God exists. You have faith God exists. Those are two very different things. One of the flaws in your logic is that you can conceive in the mind a being greater than God. Namely Gods creator. Also you give no proof of Gods existence in reality. Your logic is just a circular mind game.

Changing quarks and other shit already in existence is not a violation of that law

Oh right you muslims never shove your terrorist bs down anyone's throat!

Fuck off, goatfucker.

>American AF
Mate I was born in Australia and I hate Isis and the Taliban

agnostic, but shoot.

just get a fucking life already op

>people still fall for this bait in current year
JUST

Nobody has disproven Dog beig above God, therefore Christianity is false.

Wrong.

I was born and raised in Germany and hate your kind. Especially those already born here because those are the worst out of all.

No gratitude for not living in their shithole anymore.
No ambition to even get a job.
Terrorists, drug dealers, every kind of criminal.

Congratulations, you're one of them. Fell proud to be the scum of the earth, a parasite, a virus to Australia

>Classic muslim whitout education they not are americans they are gabachos or gringos, stupid goatfucker.
So fuck you.

Satan will get to you boii!

Okay then I'm clearly not going to change your opinion so g'day

>goatfucker
But I live in Melbourne far from a farm?

Okay bye :) Have fun burning in hell

Go back to wherever stupid hole you crawled from, faggot.

Have fun fucking your cousin

>I'm a fucking Australian.
Being muslim make you a goatfucker, stupid Dumbfuck.

Is it story time already?

See

>We cannot be imagining something that is greater than God.

I can.

Muh dick

"God is what you look forward to when you wake up in the morning."
Yeah.. If you open your definition up of COURSE god exists.
I reject the classic organized religion definition of some guy who cares what I do and will judge me for having a good time.

I have spoken with op before about this. He just likes to have fun and troll you all and it is working and he is having fun. But are you?

Oh well, perhaps this old cliché would still be funny if it wasn't goatfuckers who are inbreeding the most themselves

Ah, christianity. A great way to fuck Sup Forums up. Good ol' threads where one retard starts it, refuses to listen to sensible arguments and then gets mad at everyone for making sense.

>be me a 24 year old Australian Muslim
>kissless virgin and liberal for a Muslim
>don't believe in Lynching gay nor believes in forcing woman to wear burkas
>get pissed at seeing Isis because there disgusting
>go on Sup Forums to have a laugh
>Amit I'm a Muslim
>worse then Taliban and Isis because Muslim
>kek