Brit accent thread

Brit accent thread

I'll read whatever you send me in the accent.

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Big knob nacho is the one that rekt your asshole

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Here come dat boi

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WENDY CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT COCK GREETINGS FROM KIBO

your voice annoys me so much

Panda can suck my juicy balls

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I'm a little chav slut and I can't want until hundereds of sand niggers plow my floppy meat curtains

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Topkek

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rip headphone user

Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight

I ain't got many friends left to talk to
No one's around when I'm in trouble
You know I'd do anything for you
Stay the night but keep it undercover
I just wanna use your love tonight, whoa
I don't wanna lose your love tonight

Try to stop my hands from shakin'
Somethin' in my mind's not makin' sense
It's been awhile since we were all alone
I can't hide the way I'm feelin'

As you leave me, please, would you close the door?
And don't forget what I told you
Just 'cause you're right, that don't mean I'm wrong
Another shoulder to cry upon
I just wanna use your love tonight, yeah
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Yeah, I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight

yorkiefag here, say something in brummiespeak would you

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bash my teeth, pull my hair, trash my ass hole I don't care. I'm a whore who sells her sagging tits for the first guy who next to me sitts. I will suck everyones dick, but not to well, because my ugly teeth are rotten as hell. I only want a nigger, I bet his dick is bigger than my fathers finger.

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I sound like I have a dick in my nostril, and I do!
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AH

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Give your meat a good old rub. That's it, nice and hot. Hot and spicy meat yeah bwoi.

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Paul's ingrowing hair makes me wet

That was pretty disturbing

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daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me.daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me. daddy never loved me.

that's why I'm a whore.

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The UK banned guns since...well since people started saying "God save the Queen" instead of "God save the King".
Even with the ban, you can still get firearms incredibly easily in the UK.

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BECAUSE we know what’s best for us and yes, we do “deserve better”
BECAUSE we know that we are more than our wombs
BECAUSE we believe no double standards, including sexual ones, should exist
BECAUSE we believe we have the right to control our own reproduction
BECAUSE we will not be complicit in our own oppression by conforming to perversely-constructed rules about how women and men should behave
BECAUSE we understand basic science, embrace diversity, and are part of the modern world
BECAUSE we believe that how we dress does not give a man the right to rape a woman, spit on a female child or publicly strip another human being to humiliate them
BECAUSE we will not be silenced by bullies and thugs and will speak openly, politically and with conviction about important issues that affect us in the public space
BECAUSE we are justifiably angry
BECAUSE we, and the men who think as we do, are the future and will transform this planet

We will speak, write, march, run for office and vote.

So, even if the word ‘slut’ makes you uncomfortable or you think it is crass, consider these ideas: Don’t sleep with mean people and don’t vote for sexist, racist, homophobic ones who want to deny you of your human rights.

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rest in piss
headphoe user

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I plowed a big girl once. She was into roller derby, and had big jugs and a big ass, which I'm a sucker for. I'm 6'3", 200lbs and have a pretty big cock. A lot of fun, because no matter how hard I fucked, she always wanted more. Go for it if you find a cute one. You won't regret it

I love skinny girls (model tier). Now THAT is a real struggle; there's almost none left.

Anyone for some feminine penis?

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Stop comparing the US to other countries.
Most of Europe has very similar laws concerning gun trade and ownership, just with slightly stricter regulations.

Let's face it. It has been centuries and the USA still has failed to adapt an intelligent gun culture. People in Europe don't buy guns, because they do not want to. The criminals don't buy guns, because they don't need to.
USA is a country with real existential fear and paranoia and they have chosen to be that way.
So let them. This entire discussion is a mute point, as Americans love disagreement and conflict more than they love intelligent consensus.

Why are so many british people such a disgusting people?
why are so many british people such a disgusting people?
I live in an island in the mediterranean and every year we get these serious problems durign the tourist season because of the brits

who come in massive hordes, trash everything, get totally drunk, fight, vomit everywhere, piss all over the streets, is gross

last year in my little town one british girl got raped while being passed out drunk on the beach by one of her countrymen, and I recall seeing also an english girl laying on the street with vomit all over her hair and the skirt up to her waist totally drunk and passed out with her legs spread apart!!!!

top of that a group of british adolescents got arrested after jumping on top of several private cars and defecating on one of them.

this year they are planning on banning british tourist!!!

I HOPE THEY DO SO!

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"No ! Thank you !"

sure, post it all

this made me kek ngl
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As an English cum dumb I can honestly say that when I go abroad i am often embarrassed by a portion of my countrymen/women. It's not only the drunken behaviour that does it, the ignorance and rudeness of some of them makes me want to crawl up in to a ball with shame.

Banning British tourists I think is a disgraceful idea though. You generalising over all British tourists is completely wrong. you notice the loud drunk ones causing trouble but you don't notice all of the civilised ones who are respecting the country they visit and bringing money in to your local economy.

Don't tar all Brits with the same brush, there are good and bad types amongst us all.

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If I say your name you have to go to sleep:

Withers, Mike

do it without talking before, you fucking moron

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I think brit threads are the biggest cancer on this board and they should all be deleted by janny on sight

i know
well you asked for it

I am British and I know what you mean, as said by many here it is as much as an embarrassment to us as it is a nightmare to you. The majority of British people (home or abroad) what not act in that way, but there is a percentage that have no respect for anyone or anything. I have no idea why; maybe it is the "gang culture" as copied from the USA or the manner in which these people are brought up, I really wouldn't know, but believe me when I say we have as much of a problem with the same small minority over here as you do over there.

Maybe the best thing that could happen is for there to be harsher punishment over there, for whatever reason the Police in this country seem to have lost the plot and do little about the problem due to "human rights issues" etc. ... Make examples of them, we would applaud it too, these people need to understand the meaning of respect. Better to do that than attempt the impossible and try to ban Brits. European law would not allow that in the first place.

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You know nothing, Jon Snow

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>2014
>not doing big cums

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nice voice

do it more like a chant

It's the British way,when we go on holidays abroad we do whatever the fuck we want because your country doesn't matter to us.

NOICE QUADS MELIA

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Thank you so much

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"Brits get out of Ireland! Up the RA!"

Oi ya cheeky fuck ill bash your fuckin head in I swear on me mum.

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>This entire discussion is a mute point

Moot point you huge gaylord.

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"Please, fill my mouth with your cum, master"

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good one ben nice one good joke ha haaa
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Say "Everything they've built will fall, and from the ashes of their world we will build a better one"

I love you, mate. tell me a joke pls

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rowing up, I was encouraged by several friends to use the nickname Immy because it was less identifiably Muslim. I was told that on a professional level it would serve me to be ambiguous about my background, especially in emails, because judgments might be made about me. While I largely resisted this advice, many friends did change their names for exactly this reason. There’s Ozzy, whose real name is Oussama; Youcef, who became Joe; and Islam, who likes his name and is known as such by his family and friends but uses his middle name, which is less identifiably Muslim, in a professional environment.

We are all ambitious young people with diverse backgrounds, personalities and experiences, and being Muslim is part of that. But none of us want to be defined solely by our religion.That’s partly because what it means to be Muslim for us isn’t the same as what it means for a lot of other people. Our generation has grown up in the shadow of 9/11. We have no recollection of the time before, when barely any non-Muslims cared what religion we were.

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i only messe dup once ok

In a country where less than 5% of the population identifies as Muslim, most people are unlikely to have close contact with this religion. Instead, their views are shaped by what they read or hear in the media. But this skewed narrative merely creates a growing divide that doesn’t need to exist.

Something has to change, for if we do nothing to improve the worrying way in which Muslims are spoken about, the future is going to be more and more uncomfortable for all of us, with more division, more suspicion, more hate.

Even if we all altered our names to make people feel more comfortable, that wouldn’t change the basic fact that Muslims are part of Britain and part of British history – and we aren’t going anywhere any time soon.

not ok, end your life, cut off your tongue

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Yes, a mental white trash fat chick too. It was awesome and I'd fuck her any day again
But now she has a kid with this degenerate douche so I stay away. It's worth a greentext
part 1

>Be me 15 years old
>friend tells me about this awkward chick who won't leave him alone. Let's call her mentalboobs
>I've heard of her. Major weirdo major white trash
>Both her parents were druggies and she stayed with her half sister or whatever it was in a small 1 bedroom apartment most of the time
>desperate for attention, real dad issues girl
>be me 18 years old, mentalboobs is long forgotten
>She messages me out of the blue just saying 'hi'
>wtf whats the catch
>decide I want a blowjob and it'll be easy enough, play it subtle, pretend I don't know anything about her
>She is super fucking awkward and I have to constantly put on a poker face while waiting for that dicksucc
>one day she has a mental breakdown on facebook. writing in all caps that she loves sex and it's nothing weird with it and shit
>She writes to me and tells me about this other guy who tried to pay her for sex
>tell her I agree with her facebook post and tell her she isn't weird (I didn't agree with it) and confess that I had had fantasies about it
>She is for some reason 'touched' by this confession and she thanks me for being so honest and coming clean
>straight up ask her if she would be okay with having sex
>she says yes. Tells me her sister is going to a friend the next day and she will have apartment for herself
>go there. Have a cigarette and awkward conversation for 5 minutes.
>go inside, ask if she wants to go to bed
>bang her

And trust me she has had aloooot of dick before, she definitely knew what she was doing.
Best blowjob
Best fuck
Biggest boobs I have buried my face in
Agreed to everything I wanted in bed
And remember that she was 15 when I was 18 (fuck yeah Sweden legal age)

Rose Leslie confirmed

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thanks, man

oh shit wadup
thanks man
v proyd moment for me

alright
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yw

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