OFFICIAL SLOVAKIA v ENGLAND MATCH THREAD 1

0-0.

>implying we won't win this

>de gay

"ND FOR FUCKING DRUNK


ENGLAND!!!!!!!

alright lads, I'm on a strict diet, please don't post any of the delicious food you're eating

Will England finally manage to win a game without any drama or should I get the fork ready for all that spaghetti that will happen in this match?

Vardy is so good, best striker in the world desu

pls vote remain

wew

England wins 2-1

hi bi keeeeeeeee

kek that squatting slav

ku
mi
ko

>English women are compassionate, determined, kind, intelligent, athletic, alert and resilient and make great partners. The English woman does not like being alone and will bond strongly to an individual person in a family, usually the one who buys her things. Known for optimism, intelligence and adaptability, the English woman is extremely loyal and affectionate. Most English women have a cheerful nature. With a good level of socialization at an early age, English women can get along well with people, children, and other women. When treated with a soft hand and with lots of gifts, the English woman will be an obedient and loving companion.

ANIME!

Also w/a/les just scored.

post >yfw Slovakia and Wales qualify

W A L E S

>russian defence

Fookin Welsh.

the latter.

waheeeeeeeeeey

go on wales lads

>Dat Ramsey Goal
Classy

Wales up 1-0

WAKLES SCORED

Where 2 watch lads

COMMIES ON SUICIDE WATCH ALREADY

Hendo doing well today, perhaps his post injury slump is over

just realised england are in red

is bale on? watching england

a few too many Liverpool players on the pitch

bit worried desu

Alright?

England will as well unless 5 other games end in specific ways. Ireland have to beat Germany for one. Iceland need to win. Portugal and whatsmacall it need to win. Italy need to lose.

why Sup Forums is ded?

It really wouldn't matter if uefa kick the UK out if they decide to leave. It's not like any of their teams are gonna win anything

poor lad.

literally me

ENGLAND AND WALES BETTER FOR FOR 3/1 CHANCES OF FOOTBALL COMING HOME

around englishmen never relax

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Nah they're playing a League 1 winger instead

>not being part of the #KrautsForBrexit movement

the fuck is wrong with you?

fuck those island monkeys

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Nice one Cymru. 1st and 2nd between us. Rule Britannia!

Janitor killed it two years ago

>CYKA BLYAT PUTIN TOLS US WE BE BESTS IN WORLDS

>Livershit

oh shit

>le llama
JUST

>Wales Scored
>Oh neat...
>Arsenal player

FUCKING SHIT FUCK OFF FUCKING ARSEKEKS.

COME ON ENGLAND AND WALES!

Sick of Lallana missing so many opportunities

Has lallana had the worst shooting of everyone at these euros? I think so

Haha, no way.
Somebody's going to train the FC Oymyakon soon.

Isn't Prince William the Prince of Wales? Shouldn't he be at the Wales game??

>lelanna

why is lellana such a limp dick?

>Take off Rppney
>Mid field is useless

PUT HIM ON

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best girl

why no Rooney?

Tsunaldo

>americans

no, he's the Duke of Cambridge

Charles is Prince of Wales

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>that disgusting gorilless
WHY THO

THAT'S PRINCE CHARLES YOU FUCK.

The royals only pretend to give a shit about the other UK nations

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No Charles is

I have a hot Slovak slut coming over in 30 minutes but I don't know anything about Slovakia. What are some cool facts I can tell her so she thinks I'm a pro?

really makes you think....

LETS GO SLOVAKIA I AM OF BELIEVE IN YUO

It's a title, you dip.

>ireland need to win vs germany for us not to qualify
>along with like 5 other results

not happening

>The Slovakian woman develops a very strong social relationship - not only with their husband but with the whole family. They can easily learn to live with other women who belong to the family; however, difficulties can occur in encounters with strange single women. It is vital to subdue the Slovakian woman’s passion for flirting when they are young to avoid cheating during adulthood.

skrtel will give away a pen

guaranteed

Hamsik has hugh skill

>that corner
what the fuck

Fuck England

are you saying meme magic is not real?

>you will never be this mentally ill

does he sing God save the Queen or God save my nan ?

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There are no cool facts about Slovakia

>"I made this story up on a mongolian rain dancing image board"
:^)

>Play Hendo
>Midfield is shite

Sounds about right

0 usefulness from the full backs so far, fuck off Woy why can't you ever get it right.

"I've heard of your nation". She'll be impressed an American knows it exists.

Their country is full of hoes... does she want to act nationalistic tonight

She's still his Queen too

madarska kurva

I can already tell this is gonna be another one of those games where England just can't score

ENGLEL
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

Christ

Why is our midfield the worst of Liverpool's team

DE GEA

>Englel

>LE CHAT SHIT MAN
F L O P
L
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P

Call her Hungarian.

>Vardy
Kane would have scored that

what a ball by hendo

typical vardy