Has any of you fat faggots ever fucked a prostitute?
I've become a fat and lonely old man, and I'm considering doing it, but I'm afraid she'll turn me down because of my grossness.
>TL;DR - A fat guy want to hear other fat guys experiences fucking hookers.
Nobody on Sup Forums has any experiences with hookers?
i've been tempted but never tried, don't know how to even procure one
The internet would be a good place, I think.
I don't want to fuck a street hooker though
check out backpage and if you're worried about cops have her play with your dick a little bit before you give her money, most cops wouldn't do it
Every time Ive come close I just go ahead and have a quick fap and realize how much I would have regretted it.
yeah, i know there's backpage adult work etc, but really just not sure about it. Prob a good idea though as i've been stuck in a dry spell for quite some time.
holy shit are we the same person?
I am in Europe, where prostitution is legal.
My "problem" is that I don't know if I'm too gross to fuck a hooker.
My selfesteem is shit, because I always get turned down by girls, but I still got needs
Just came home from an awsome hour of sex with my favorite escort.
How may I help you?
if you close try the bunny ranch its pricey but safer so no aids or std
Does escorts in general care about the looks of their clients?
I've got both money and good hygiene, but I'm a fat fucker which worries me that she'll hate it or turn me down
Use the erotic review and pick an escort in your price range with good reviews.
It doesn't matter how fat and ugly you are. Take a shower, brush your teeth, and bring cash. You'll be balls deep in the whore's pussy in no time.
They generaly dont care how you look. Just be respectfull with them, it wil turn into better service for you. Unless you are realy obese, being overwegiht doesnt mather. Im quite fat, and I fuck escorts 4-5times a month. Just be clean, and try to relax. They have already seen everything. Dont worry
And to add, dont pick up some street hooker with a pimp. Try to find an escort with good reviews (Make sure they arent fake). Where in Europe do you live?
Thanks, man - I'm just really self-conscious because I'm hairy and I weigh about 115kg.
I live in Denmark.
I did.. was pretty ok.Also fat and ugly though (not the hooker, me). Make sure to jerk off >10 times before going in.
Was it worth it?
Did you get a GFE? - That's what I'm considering, but that makes me more nervous that she'll hate me than if she just have to suck my dick
Of cause it was worth. Doing it almost every month now. She sucked so many dicks so fuck it. Btw: Don't go for cheap hookers and try to get some reviews online...
Alright.
Any good tips for a first time?
ok, kompiss.
Shave pubs, remove all facial hair. You wil be just fine.
Do not jerk off before you go. I'd advice you not to jerk for a day or two before going. They normally allow you to come more than one time if you pay for a whole hour.
Most of them offer GFE, but in my experience, GFE gets better when you have seen the same escort a few times. Like the girl I visited today, I have seen 5 times before. And she acts just like my ex-wife used to do when we were younger and in love, or even better.
Like constantly kissing, moaning and riding like crazy.
If you can afford escort, go visit them. There may be scammers here and there, but overall you wont regret it.
jerk off before a few times
be nice and she'll be nice
tell her wat you want
don't be cheap
have fun user :*
act you've been there.
don't try to make conversation.
hah
There is a crime in Czech "Prostitution compromising moral upringing of children"
Must say it's one of the lulzier crimes we got but still, we DO have it
I'm guessing that you're Swedish? - Aren't you worried about the shit laws regarding prostitution?
My pubes are always shaven, but I usually have a bit of a stubbly beard.
Thanks mate, I'll probably not jerk off before, if I can cum more than one time with her.
Is there any signs that she'll be a good prostitute? - I don't know any review sites for my country