Dubs get to choose what I say next to this fag

Dubs get to choose what I say next to this fag.

you want to see my mom's bra?

how much for bj?

Can i please see your titties. They look big!!1!

say hello for /b

show your pussy

Do you want to suck me dry ?

How much for a ZJ?

I love to stick candied apples up my ass just so when I eat my shit it tastes sweet

Greetings m 'lady. Would you care to take part in a mating activity?

I'm a sad lonely man

winrar

Winrar

WINRAR

Yoooo

Jesus christ fuckin checked

I like you
Stay at home tomorrow

lemme smash you up and down like no tomorrow, you want me to use a hammer? or a bat?

If you dont send me tits I will shoot up the closest college to me which is UCLA.

If she doesnt give us them After a while send her a link to a news article and say

"Look what you made me do"

CHECKED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
SAY THIS
OP DELIVER

WINRAR

Winrar

OP deliver please

OP WE PROVIDED NOW DELIVER YOU PUSSY

D'YA LIKE DEGS?

OP deliver please!

Op you fag

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hey Sup Forums,
i have nothing to do over the summer and i have no job so could someone please buy me this coloring book about dicks to pass the time, thanks

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That would actually work well as a 4chin slogan