ITT only countries that won a WW can post

ITT only countries that won a WW can post

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DO IT AGAIN

Wir sind immer noch Sieger der Herzen, Dreckspolacke.

Pls no bully

>the only country that has lost to niggers
KEK

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At least they don't receive aid from African countries,like romania

Eh, WW1 counts

Even if you did betray your own team and suck at fighting the least-well off Central Power

Won two.

>Be italy
>Flip flop so much your soldiers spin around in battle and by luck manage to kill some nazis
>Fat italians boast about it on a Chinese weaving board 70 years later

Technically the Royalist government even signed a document stating that they were on the Allied side. You can say that we were defeated and forced to sign a document like Romania in WWI. However half of of country split, the fascists backed by Germany took over the North while the Wehrmacht occupied central Italy and our Aegean islands.

There were two governments in Italy back then, but only was recognized (the one loyal to Badoglio and the King). So yes, we DID win two world wars.

I was meming man,I even used greentext

but only one*

You did the right thing in the end.

Just wanted to be specific.

>poland
>won ww2

Italians are the original surrender monkeys

>got trampled by Napoleon
>could only keep Austria out of Italy with frog help
>ditched its allies and switched sides in both wars
>almost willingly went over to the gommie side post-WW2

can't fucking make this shit up

if you can't beat them, join them

if one didn't lose anything in the war, does that count as winning ?

Considering you guys had axis sympathies, no

Shieeet

Technically we were liberated from the brutal nazi occupation, So I guess we won too

Sorry spain.
We tried our best, but I guess our best just wasn't good enough...

YOU caused the nazi ocupation

Technically that is false

The Germans did

It was just that putting together 25% socialists and 75% national socialists in the Austrian detention camps caused them to return as 100% nazis

Conquering Pannonia in 800 A.D. was a mistake

Creating the Kingdom of Hungary in 1000 A.D. was a gigantic mistake

Not preparing for the tartar invasions was a mistake

Letting the Ottoman empire win in 1526 was an enormous mistake

Letting Austrians remove the Ottomans, then allowing them to hold us hostage was a huge mistake

Austria-Hungary was a mistake of epic proportions

Joining with the Nazis wasn't a mistake, it was the biggest failure of that century

Leaving the Ural mountains was our worst mistake

I want to go home

How do we move an entire country with 10 million people back to Russia? Pls, we don't want to live here anymore, haven't we suffered enough?

Save the self-pity for another time, istvan

Pls do it again with the EU, Dresden is looking far too good

>Captain Carlo Gay

>Conquering Pannonia in 800 A.D. was a mistake
Pannonia was one of the richest regions of the then-barbarian lands beyond the Danube and Rhine. It was a good idea actually.

>Save the self-pity for another time, István
No. There's always time for self-pity. It is our national characteristic, without which, we'd be little more than Western Slavs.

Nobody understands our suffering. There hasn't been a single good thing to come out of this country for centuries. Our neighboring countries hate our guts. We hate ourselves even more.

We're unwelcome here, but we can't go back to Siberia. We don't belong anywhere. We have but one friend, but it's kinda a meme. They just enjoy there's another nation who has it worse than they do.

There is no joy in our lives. This place sucks out all the fun and happiness from your life. Pannonia is cursed. We never should've come here

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>germs attack
>germs get fucked
>polan's flag over Berlin

which part you didn't get?