People you regret fucking

People you regret fucking.

jesus christ

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Your a true warrior user

Judas?
It is you?
Motherfucker

>people

That's not even a person. That's like a pile of garbage.

You regret fucking Jesus Christ ?
You've accepted the lord in your heart ?

isn't that the prostitute from the borat movie?

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That's a man, fag

You're half right...

Yes. And also my ass hole

my wife

This chick namec Alyssa Pussetari. Hot but a walking, drinking STD

That's not your wife. Why would you post her facebook on Sup Forums?

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You win OP

/thread

I'll fuck her for you next time.

Vagina

> Hot but a walking, drinking STD
>drinking

don't they always? The clubbin' bar hopping girls are the nastiest skanks on the planet. I'd rather hire an escort.

Guy on the right.

Not sure how I did it, honestly. His personal hygiene sucked ass and he was ugly as shit. He was absolutely terrible in bed. Desperation makes us do crazy things, I guess.

My most embarrassing lay.

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was it tight?

You wouldn't be able to tell from the face, ahha

Very much so
>because of the crack cocaine

Here he is again in the middle.

Did she give good head?

Fucking hell!

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bost moar fagit

that guy had sex??

Let me guess, you're the guy in the background.

skrillex

Is that a dark green rubber or is your dickskin dark as fuck?

What a cow. She's even got the dull cow eyes. Girls like that are a bit "touched"

Fuck yeah?

Nice trips.

Was that wrapping paper supposed to be a joke?

What do you look like that you would force you to fuck that?

I didn't enjoy fucking Mitt Romney either

I just regret seeing it, sorry for your loss OP.

no pics.

my crazy (certified by the government) exgf

ugh this skanky ginger, she wouldn't stop talking about pokemon and refused to peg me

What do you look like?

Like a goblin

no one cares about your gay sexcapades

kek

Ah...Fuck dude!

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2008...and it still haunts you.

come one, she's cute, id like to get my dick sucked from that

Faggot detected

At least you wrapped it up. How was it mashing that semi soft putty into her?

Please stop, you're making the internet bleed

21?

Holy living fuckwaffles, I'm pushing 30 and this moose looks 20 years older than me.

Your dick looks like Ducky from The Land Before Time

Thanks for taking one for the males.

There's somethings even white guys won't hit.

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NO! My suffering must be spread to as many people as possible!

Abso mad man, washes once every two weeks, massive family in a tiny house. Oh yeah, and the creepy little brother that watched us.

i mean im desperate and would fuck a lot of women but even that doesn't get my dick hard at all.

Why did you take pictures?

I smell bullshit, you never got laid.

My sides are in orbit

She looks like the cancer bitch in Orange is the New Black.

His dick i at least alive. Duckys voice actor got shot in her face by her dad.

Not great tbh

Wow.

I'm a virgin and im embarrassed for you.

Thats pretty bad dude.

looks good imho

did you get extreme frost bite on your dick or somethin or are you wearing some black condom

Because I was tricked. It was a tinder fling and their pictures there looked like a normal person, not a hog, but mama didnt raise no quitter. These were pictures she sent me while I was driving over there after it was too late.

>lots of free booze and weed...

guitar or bass player?

judging by how ugly the chick is, i'd say bass.

I'd fuck her if it wasn't for the tattoos.

It's bad enough to be a fucking whale, but the tattoos turn her from "less desirable", to "nigger fucktoy" tier.

family for reference

How cray cray is she

Pokemon, tits, and ginger? You fucked up user that chick is wife material

That's fucking disgusting.

crack pipe

Fuck...

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God I wish they would all die before they could procreate.

id died myself

Haha. Damn op you're a fucking winner bro. Must've felt like shit for a week after that.

i was talkin about the guitars in the background

ofc that thing plays the crack flute

Looks like he has a small cock
I feel bad for you femnon

It smelled horrible the entire time, im surprised I managed to get all the way through it.

I stole her hat too before I left and havent seen or spoken to them since. The beauty of giving false names.

do you have more of her pussy? guess she has a nice gaping cunt

I'd hit it from behind.

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those are guitars look close

Why?

No

Dude. She's the perfect match for you. At least you're not virgin like the rest of these faggots anymore.

>those dull cow eyes staring back as you cum inside

You like feet, user? I used to.

Did you smack her across the brow with a crowbar??

my fetish it ugly girls i need moar

I play both, but those are guitars in the picture.

do miss fucking her fat tits

maybe 6 string bass?