So Sup Forums, I just bought this...have I just wasted my money?

So Sup Forums, I just bought this...have I just wasted my money?

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I wouldn't have gone for lisa ann myself but fleshlights are fucking amazing

Why use a fleshlight when you have a dog and some peanut butter

I don't have a dog or peanut butter though

Been thinking about getting one myself. Might order one this week when I get paid. Just haven't quite decided yet.

Borrow a cup of both from your neighbour

I have one and will never go back to vanilla masturbation again.

I hear her vagina is made of silicone and perfectly spaced cavity's. It looks like a really close likeness.....

It's taken me a few months...they're not cheap but I hads the money and girlfriend isn't around for a few weeks so thought what the heck

how much lube do you need to use with it? Does it feel like sex or just close to it?

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

What if they start asking questions

Nothing will ever feel like sex except sex. A little lube and you're gtg. After 6 years of marriage, it gets me through the lean times.

Awesome, looking forward to it, gotta wait till next week though which kinda sucks

Gotta get the lube for sure, but doesn't need much at all

Forgot to add: it does feel pretty great, just run some hot water through it first and it's nice

Good luck and happy fapping

i miss my old fleshlight.
if you got/like using bottled lube then its a good investment.
changing up the tightness knob is a huge plus for me.
make sure you warm it up in warm water for 10 minutes in a bowl.

its a great investment op

I fuck my girlfriend 2-3 times a week, but nights she's not home, I love to break out my flesh light. Feels like real pussy if you use the right lube.

A vibrating wand lasts way longer. At least a decade if the build quality isn't garbage.

So take the skin out and just sit it in hot water for 10 minutes?

You answer them.

Give them a demo. Why are you trying to justify not making a dog suck your dick

>for 10 minutes
I don't have that kind of self control when I want to jerkoff

Lisa ann is in all logical ways, unattractive as hell and disgusting...but she's still so fappable and I don't know why. I'd say good investment.

You shove it up your butt or what?
Serious question.

I didn't sign up for dog fucking today

exactly. it softens the skin and heats the inside. with your dick all lubes up itll make you cum in a couple of minutes.
you dont have to heat it up. im just saying that it enhances the experience it,

No, press against dick. Talking about stuff like Hitachi Magic Wand. Equally effective on clits and dicks.

I dunno if I wanna wait 10 minutes to cum in 2

You probally should, will chill you out

it'll feel like fucking a piece of plastic, but if it's as close as you think you'll ever get then good job friendo

the lack of lisa ann in this thread is disgusting

Do you press it against your balls, like at the base of your dick, or what?

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Is inside the vag actually look like that? Dumb virgin here

then dont.
no one is forcing you.
youre missing the point of what an enhancement means

If you want, but closer to the head feels better.

Get a hot pen and melt a hole in the screw on cap. Use hole as a on off switch for suction

No.

Google search results have images now.

yes of course it looks like that...

Yes you did waste your money you dumb faggot. Use your hand or the real thing mfw.

simple, she has a mature womanly body. I find myself so attracted to skinny chicks yet watching them fuck in pornos is so boring I can't get off to them

bad-dragon.com/products/hazel bought this, beats using my hand xD

depends on how much money 10 orgasms are worth to you.

Do they make mini sized fleshlights to accomodate micros or should I just kill myself?

love the cavity in the middle that will be impossible to wash and make it smell like rotten meat after a couple of weeks

Warm up an avocado

Can confirm.
I use my girlfriend's more than she does.
Insanely powerful orgasm.

Just use a Magic Wand or other vibrator on your clit.

no way OP. i like to dress up as yakko (my 3rd fav warner)
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my yakko suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

youtube.com/watch?v=tOOb3wPNMAg

I may have a micro but I'm not a fruit fucker. Suicide it is

Am I btfo

How much noise do Fleshlights make? I don't want to be waking up my roommate while I'm fapping.

yes, you are supposed to buy the butt ones

would you recommend one? been thinking of getting a toy for a while, this was one i was thinking about

but what about vibrations on your balls? doesn't it feel like beating them or sth?

Animaniacs is feminist propaganda.

125db

Easy tiger
You can roll a piece of liver up and leave it on the radiator for a bit. Oil it a bit and bingo, mini fleshlight. Important that it's liver, meat is too tough.

not sure, this is the first one I ever bought. I'm like 6"-6.5" L and 5" girth. It feels great but not as good as actual pussy. Reason I got it is because I already know what pussy feels like and tfw no gf. KEK I mean if you never got one, I would def get one, but unsure which one. I just chose the werewolf for lulz.

>Important that it's liver
>meat is too tough

>tfw refrigerator just a little bit more quiet than normal conversation

Yes. I bought one years ago and ended up never using it and then tossing it. I'm not going to spend 20 minutes heating the thing up and fucking a cold piece of rubber sucks.

On top of that you have to clean your jizz and lube out of the thing.

Also, jerk off before you buy it I promise you'll change your mind.