This isnt even a "HURR DURR CUT VS UNCUT" thread, i legitmatly hate being cut

This isnt even a "HURR DURR CUT VS UNCUT" thread, i legitmatly hate being cut.


Here are the cons first
>i dont know how to jack off
>when i do attempt to jack off i can never cum
>dick gets red, puffy, and irritated/itchy after i attempt to jack off
>have scabs on either side of my dick now from last weekend
>I've never came in my entire life, so im technically a virgin
>never evwn orgasmed

Pros now
>looks better than uncut
>last a bit longer in bed


Am i just bad at jacking off? How long does it take? Is it supposed to be painful? Ive been looking at porn since i was 12 and 9 years later im stuck like this.

Please answer my questions so i can jack it to porn finally.

What a faggot how do you not know how to jack off and the other problems are not because you are cut it's because you are disgusting

Oh yeah my bad, attempting to jack off is disgusting, just like 99 percent of the population.

I kinda wanted adults to respond, not children.

b8 and if not source?

>doesn't know how to jack off
>calls other people children

Not bait, i legit want to know how to jack off. Tired of looking at porn and then letting my boner fade

You have to be 18+ to be on this site

im 21 just like i stated on the OP, if you could do basic math you would know that. Now teach me how to jack off please.

As a cutfag I can easily tell you its entirely you're fault.

>last a bit longer in bed
>never came
>never orgasmed
Either your definition of "a bit" directly translates to "eternally" or you're full of shit.

Still, I'm on your side, when it comes to mutilating infant dicks without their consent, that's horrible and these parents should kill themselves.

It's not surprising that someone so inept that they can't even figure out how to jerk their own dick off would be a DBZ fan. Wrap your hand around your shaft and pull up and down until gooey white stuff comes out. Jesus Christ, OP.

I can't jerk off without fisting myself. Try sticking fingers in the pooper. It's magical

How? Honestly when i try my dick just gets puffy and irritated, and doesnt go down for a day.

Having foreskin doesn't make your dick longer faggot so don't be mad at your parents

I say last a bit longer in bed because its a common argument used by people over this topic.

But I don't want to have anteater dick and knob cheese and phimosis

Use lotion if it's fucking your dick up dude. I do it dry and it doesn't bother me at all. Only lotion occasionally. I'm cut

This mate.

I think I've solved your problem OP. /Thread

Im uncut

Never used lube.

Pretty great tbh

Maybe you need lube. I'm a cut guy, and I agree that there's nothnig good about being circumcised, but I've never had a fapping problem.

I agree with all your cons, but I really don't think cut looks better. If anything I think it looks worse. A lot of times you notice the scar that looks like a discolored ring around your dick, there's an abrupt change in skin tone between what's left of your foreskin and the regular skin, and a lot of times it looks dried out and gross.

I don't really think there are any pros to being circumcised.