Ask a male girl scout leader anything

Ask a male girl scout leader anything.

Last thread was probably deleted due to lewd so I won't post lewd.

Have you done the deed with any of them?

No
Not for lack of them trying though

Please do tell!

Them trying? oh so they have groped or come on to you?

post lewd

>groped
Not really but there was this one time at the local zoo
>winter
>I teach them about how to keep your hands warm
>finish with a cheeky "or just put your cold hands down the neck of your pal"
>demonstrate on unsuspecting girl
>squeels
>she retaliates
>many girls join in but there are only so much room for hnds down your neck
>one girl slips her hands under my shirt from behind to warm them on my stomach
>wellplayed.pdf
>everyone removes their hands
>girl lingers way to long and feels my abs up before she slips out
>no one else noticed in the fracas
>better watch that girl

that is not a lewd enough story user. you need to at least double the lewdness.

chcek em

more

>come on to me
If you are remotely good looking and charming and work with girls that age then you will eventually be come in to.

It's cute.

I try to diminish it though as the harder they crush on you the less they will like you after that crush wears off. And it will.

It's funny to see the girls fight over if I'd make a better step father or big brother.

Lewdness got the last thread pruned so I'll try to tone it down.

True. Specially when you are trying to bone her mom.

Fucking faggot. Double down or shut up.

thats probably the only reason why anyone, myself included, is hanging out. But do your thing.

Do you feel like the girls in your troop are gaining anything? Think any of them will go on to do venture scouting or will most of them say fuck it?

lack of interest is going to get this thread pruned m8

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

tell us some good fiction.

Tell us more. Interest is not lacking. How did you get into that position?

My favorite quote here
2nd favorite is something about having big cums of something or other..

Do you get to take them camping?

More groping?

>talk to this 14yo
>I use animated hand gestures: it's super effective
>she is standing close but her normal frame has sprouted an impressive bust in the last year
>hand gestures to ephasize how a bird in my story suddenly took off
>accidently smack her bosom in the process
>me, her and her pal freeze up for one second
>we are surrounded by other scouts but they apprently didn't see
>how awkward would it be if I appologized for slapping her tits
>we wordlessly decide to pretend it never happened
She had a major crush on my lil brother and he just ignored her. Both me and her pals suspected him to be homosexual after that.

What age group are you taking care of? What does the job consist of?

I'm running the best section in my corp so when the girls move up they usually find the activities sub par and quit.
This might sound like boasting but it also has to do with the other leaders being bad at what they do. Those of my girls who stay scouts usually do it because of friends or finding a scout bf. If they manage to stay on until they get to be assistant leaders then they stay.

Alright fuck the no-lewd clause then, ask me anything. It might not be the most exiting answers but I swear to only tell the truth.

Get to see any of them nekid?

What's the most lewd thing to happen so far?

>>I try to diminish it though as the harder they crush on you the less they will like you after that crush wears off. And it will.

How did you learn this?

We camp a lot.
Camping is the heart of scouting for me.

I used to be in charge of 8-9yo but now a days it's 12-14yo.

Took over a troupe at a really young age with some other scout friends. was asked by the previous leaders that just wanted to hand it over to some one so they could fuck off to college up country.

Opportunity and having some one established ok you is how you get to be a leader here.

not even sure what to ask.. Im pretty sure we both know the reason we are at this shithole of a website though. Tell away.

More please..
More lewd too

>Alright fuck the no-lewd clause then, ask me anything. It might not be the most exiting answers but I swear to only tell the truth.

Fucking attention whore.

Fiction the truest menstrual story, cuz you know that shit didn't happen.

How many girls in total? How many of them would you guess are not virgins?

How many of them are fatties?

Anyone else getting a little hot in here, or is it just me

Ever accidentally seen them in a partially clothed state? Have they ever accidentally seen you in an partially clothed state?

Just add 15 to any age, problem solved.

Do you ever have one sit on your lap or have lots of body contact?

just you m8

Did OP die from a Girl Scout assassination attempt?

If you go this slow with your lolies they will be of age before shit gets interesting.

No.
You get involountary flashes of everything though. Older girls have learned not to do these things a younger girl haven't
>partly see through swimming suit/bikini
>acrobatics with a loose top and nobra
>bensing forward in loose clothing
Etc

Uh I'll type something up later. Just wait.

I have had many a young girl crush on me. They all pretty much despise me or just ignore me now that they have grown up. Think of it like this: it's like how they loved 1d/bieber/5sos when they were younger but are ashamed of their love mow that they are 3 years older and oh so much more mature.
Now sure I have a few older women despise me too but at least I gave them a reason to.

10-15 girls at any given time. All of them virgins. If they discover partying/boys and lose their virginity they quit scouting as it's not something cool girls do.
So yeah, I'm sadly also good at spotting the change in behaviour and attitude when young girls lose their virginity.

so none of them have ever turned 18 and been down to bang? have you tried?

>I'm sadly also good at spotting the change in behaviour and attitude when young girls lose their virginity.

Give us some pointers? How to tell?

checkin' em

if you look carefully you can see whether or not there is a dick inside them

Are those merit badges or just cum stains?

Very few, about one at any given time.
Fatties are rare at our troupe because
>europoor
>local area is rich upper middle class so either the wife or husband is chosen for their looks = few fatties
>our scouting is physically demanding and only one fattie has not quit us
>our sister troupe are sailor scouts and have less demanding activities so the fatties go there instead

Sure, nip slips and pantie shots are common if you camp together.
Some of the cheekier girls have been known to spy on us leaders when we go naked sauna. We wear swim trunks now becuse of that.

Oh lots of body contact. I believe in it as a way of bonding so there's a lot of piggy back, tickling, lap sitting, hair braiding and the occasional back massage. Hugs too.

Once two girls started to fight over who's turn it was to sit next to me so I had to make a schedule. It was a bit embarassing as this was in front of the other leaders.

Shit.. Euro. I'm gonna guess this could never happen in the prude USA

Into loli by any chance?

How many of them would you plow if given the chance?

What sort of come on would it take to break your will and make you finally go for it?

Terribly sorry for my slow typing anons. Bear with me.

Lots of them have turned 18+ but thing is that either they have crushed and are over me or they just aren't interested as they have grown so much in the same time I've only gotten slightly older. The difference in respect and perception is more equal and therefore I'm less interesting. No matter, they are by far the cutest and best to hang out with when they are 12-17 anyways.

Well getting a bf and suddenly acting more superior to the girls acting goofy (how immature). Also demanding more respect from us leaders as they are clearly more mature suddenly. My guesses are usually corraborated by their friends tattling to me about how they are un-virgins now.
You can easily tell but only if you have known them for a while.

I'm going to assume that you've learned to love and be proud of these girls, so with that in mind, please remember that they trust you with their lives. Sure, its cute to share stories with friends... but no one here is your friend.

this may be the least lewd thread I have ever seen on Sup Forums

I was expecting at least a walking-in-on-lesbianism story

I've told like a tenth of this to some burger scout leaders and they told me that being a male girl scout leader was a federal offence.

No loli. I do appreciate that DFC though.

My lawyer told me not to answer that.

Dunno. Most use the innocent crush route. If they look the part and try a more adult seduction I dunno what I'd do. I once turned down an all girl 14yo birthday slumber party with this in mind.

I speak only the true true so lewd are in realistic proportions.

Give us the lewd dewd.. We're gettin older already

>I do appreciate that DFC though.
Good man.

Your pure words shame me user.
I do love them and I have twice ousted other male leaders who tried inappropriate things with my girls.
I am very dependable in my scouts eyes and I guess that's why they like me and feel safe to have their training crush on me.
Threads like these are for me to vent these inappropriate thoughts amongst
Sup Forumstards. Don't worry, I will continue to be a good leader.

So if your five favorite scouts asked you to play blowjob roulette you'd decline?

Alright some lewd

>way back
>sleepover in a cabin
>kids are 8-9yo
>night time
>leaders sleep in one room
>two cots stacked on top along both walls
>jelly af as one leader shares his bed with this smoking other leader (his gf)
>she is giving him a back rub
>the cot on top has our young assistant
>very mature for her age, acts like a dependable 17yo
>she is 13
Cont

Is there any one particular girl that has you thinking these thoughts that you come here to vent?

Ok.. Nice. Continue

Bump while OP slowly greentexts

>she looks kinda like a very blonde and white mia kalifa. Unnaturally stacked with a cute overbite and a very slim frame.
>she is very physical, curls up in my lap at times, play fight to give bruises.
>at this moment, when my pal is getting a backrub, she is getting ready for bed
>she sits on the top cot and is sliding out of her jeans
>only witnesses are me and a very jelly female leader that is built like rebel wilson
>she is gloriously in only bra and panties and I try not to look
>she is about to slip into her sleepong bag when she looks under her cot and sees the couple having a backrub
>"oh user I totally forgot I promised you a backrub today"
>I forgot too
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(Doing small uppdates ao thread wont drop off)

Thanks

I am what I am cause I does what I does

Oh. Ok

>sleepong bag
With the amount of time it took, I thought you'd have time to check for mistakes.

>this very naive girl is now sliding down her cot and crosses over into my cot in her white lace panties and bra
>in front of everyone
>rebel wilson turns her back and tries to sleep in apparent jealousy
>beta male leader with a creepy crush on the 13yo glares
>couple looks on amused as
>she gets in my bed and sits on my ass after she practically ripped away my sleeping bag
>starts to massage my back
>not going so low as my ass but I get worked over
>it is a very good massage
>awkward small talk is had by the others
>I can feel her thighs but since Im on my stomach I can't see her in her glory

How did it end?

That's ok but we want more..

>jerked off into her oatmeal

>nearing the end of the best backrub in my life
>released endorphins make me woozy
>the usual pattern of me getting backrubs from her is that I let her cuddle in my lap for a while
>the usual backrub is clothed and us sitting up though
>when she is done she lays down on my back on top of me instead
>jesus christ her tatas
>I try to reroute my nervous system so those lonely and sparse sensory neurons on my back could give me more information
>she sighs
>I look to the side and couple user is raising an eyebrow but giving me a sly smile
>this couldn't last though
>she suddenly gets off me
>"alright user turn over and I'll do your front"
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now I am getting interested.

>she slowly slides her feminine penis into my anus
>I came buckets

Edging so hard

OP was hoping for an inch worm festival.

>cutest when 12-17
>not a pedo
pick one

Interested..

Come on OP

>I'm suddenly not woozy
>DEFCON 1
>check if I has a boner
>miraculously no
>turn over
>I'm in loose boxer shorts and on my back
>smiling an innocent smile she straddles me half sitting/hovering on my crotch
>starts to work my pecs, arms and stomach
>being on my back I have full view of her
>I'll never forget that minute
>the inevitable happens
>boner is rising
>poking her in her crotch even
>she notices and freezes
>blushes
>"alright user time to sleep"
>she scurries off me and I get a last glimpse of her fantastic behind as she climbs her cot.
>everyone else seem to be asleep or almost
>I can't sleep
>an hour later the couple sneaks out
>I heard from the guy later that couple gf got so horny from watching us that they had to sneak out and have sex on the toilet
>I settle for masturbating into the porridge
End

>as she rolls me over, her beef curtains get cause on the cot springs
>in the dark she thinks I did it and screams at me
>everyone wakes up to her screaming and bleeding from the vag
>arrested an now I give up my boypussy nightly

More please

No u

>masturbating into the porridge

>I settle for masturbating into the porridge
Spat out my drink.

"male girl scout leader" LMAO.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I had a female scout troop leader when i was 7. It's not hard to believe that in a mature country with almost no nigs this could be normal.

bump for more lewdness and stories

Not as lewd but still

>kayaking with my girl scouts
>shitty weather, rainy and windy
>we litterally are blown ashore
>everyone gets out
>we are way dispersed along this shore
>only other person in my vicinity is this 13yo girl
>blonde, super shy, cute as only high end rich girls can be
>she is soaked and shivering
>"get changed into dry clothes and rain gear"
>she tries
>she is to cold and shivery to get out of her super tight jeans
>shit
>I have to help her
>wet tight jeans are a bitch to get off
>I am unwillingly molesting her as I have to unbutton her and slowly roll her jeans down and off her
>this is hard
>almost drag her panties off in the process
>get stuck
>fuck it the jeans rip
>ok
>she is comatose with cold so now I have to dry her off with a towel while she stands in her soaked underwear
>Iamsogoingtojail
>now she needs to change her underwear
>I need a solution
>only solution is me holding up the towel around her and averting my gaze
>I am basically standing and hugging her with a towel
>she takes forever
>apparently her cold numb fingers are having a hard time with the bra clasps
>jesus christ why are you trying me like this
>she manages in the end
>minutes later some cows show up
>we had landed on the wrong side of the fence
>flee from mad agressive bull
>managed somehow

bumping gently

>cows
>cops.

The poster girl/woman for the girl scouts image shown is my grandmother.
I think I have the original in a box somewhere. I'll have to go dig it out

Actually an all girls scout troupe is unusual in my country.
We are seen as a curiosity since most scout troupes are mixed.

For reals?

Please do user.

..aaaand your here in Sup Forums

I'm not surprised.. I'm impressed.

Can you narrow it down? Where are you geographically?

Better have vintage pictures of her tits to go with it faggot!

Now you have me wanting to do this OP. But I'm in burgerstan and it probably actually is a federal offence like the scout-tards told you.

how does one become a male girlscout?

I'll just be lurking in the thread

>movie night sleepover
>it's the day after
>most of everyone has gone home
>other leaders have left
>last of the girls leave and some say they'll come back and watch more movies after having lunch at home
>yeah right they'll just fall asleep or not bother
>I'm alone in our scout cabin and decide to watch the one horror movie we disn't watch bc scaredy cats
>lie on a comfy sofa in the middle of the room
>watch the movie projected on the ceiling
>great sound system
>movie is the orphanage
>it's scary as fuck
>I'm clutching some pillows enjoying the movie but also too scared to go change it
>suddenly jumped by two girls
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